Zhang Kuang rolled his eyes when he heard that. Why did these words sound so awkward? Why did he have the illusion that a group of old ladies wanted him to name their children?
Looking at the group of burly and ugly fellows below, he couldn't help but shiver. He thought to himself, This loser can't hang on anymore. It wasn't easy for him to change worlds, but he still wants to be a loser! If Uncle can endure it, Auntie can't either!"
Hence, Zhang Kuang rolled his eyes and said,""Brothers, we are robbers. We must be high-profile when we rob. Don't call me a loser. Just call me boss.”
"How can that do? In the eyes of the brothers, the Chief was the supreme, emperor-like figure, a peerless hero! This loser, only you are worthy of it. In the future, whoever uses it, I will cut them down!”Senior Martial Brother Jun immediately flattered and shouted.
The bandits agreed.
When Zhang Kuang saw this, he had the urge to vomit blood. At the same time, he wished he could immediately take out his sword and kill his senior brother! Do you even have eyes? Are you going against me?
And only I can use it? Am I going to be the only loser in the world?
"Alright, everyone, don't join in the fun. The Chief was right. Bandits were bandits after all. If they made a name for themselves and changed the emperor, it would be no fun if the 100,000-strong army charged up the mountain tomorrow.”At this moment, Zhong Ling walked out and rolled her eyes at Zhang Kuang.
The bandits were fooled by Zhang Kuang, but Zhong Ling could see that every time everyone called Zhang Kuang a loser, this guy would feel as if he had eaten a hundred thousand dead flies. However, he couldn't show it. Clearly, the word loser wasn't a good word.
When everyone saw that First Madam had come out to speak, they didn't know what to say. Everyone could see that First Master treated this Madam very well. Little things were basically up to Madam! Most importantly, Madam seemed to be in charge of money…
"Listen to Madam, this matter is settled! Yes, our knockoff will start changing its name today! Let's call it Crazy Stronghold!" Zhang Kuang finished.
"Good!" Senior Martial Brother Jun immediately shouted. From now on, our village will no longer be an unknown little mountain. We will also have a name!”
A title was actually useless. It was useless, but countless robbers, bandits, and mountain bandits were working hard for him. Why? It was nothing more than face.
The famous villages did not even need to send people to rob them. Countless merchants and bodyguard agencies would come to pay their respects and pay their annual protection fees. It could be said that he was truly the king of the mountain. Even the imperial court had to give him some face.
Those with lesser names could also report their names. If the other party admitted that they were inferior, they would take the initiative to hand over the toll.
If there was no name, there was a 100% chance that they would fight and determine the winner.
Of course, a name was not something that could be given just by saying a name. However, it was necessary to have a name that could be called out. Otherwise, they wouldn't call you the Great Green Mountain Bandit, right? This name didn't sound elegant at all.
In the past, the strength of the people of Daqing Mountain was really not presentable. They did not starve to death, and having food to eat was already their limit. Therefore, he didn't even think about his name. It was fine as long as he dealt with him. However, in their hearts, they dreamed of having a name that belonged to them. Now that they had it, they were all very excited.
Zhang Kuang naturally didn't understand what these idiots were thinking. Since everyone was happy, he might as well be happy. With a wave of his hand, he released some daily necessities and told everyone that tonight, there would be a bonfire party!
Although everyone didn't understand what a bonfire party was, they could tell that there was definitely food and drink. Everyone cheered excitedly.
"Chief, what's a bonfire party?”Cui Li asked curiously.
"You don't understand?" Zhang Kuang stared at Cui Li, who had a blank look on his face. Then, he thought of the terrible cooking skills of the Xiangfu Restaurant. Zhang Kuang suddenly realized that the entertainment and food industries in this world were like fighter jets among the trash!
Cui Li scratched his head, as if he had not seen the world and had embarrassed the boss. He laughed dryly and said,"This…I've never heard of it.”
"..." Zhang Kuang was a little speechless. People living in this sh * tty world were really f * cking tragic.
" Alright, come over here. Do as I say #￥ % ￥ #..." Zhang Kuang whispered a few words. Cui Li's eyes widened, and then he scratched his head."Chief, isn't it just making a fire and roasting meat?”
Zhang Kuang directly kicked him."Why are you talking so much nonsense? If I ask you to do it, then do it for me! Oh, right, there are a few things that need to be changed..."
"Chief, are you sure you want to do this?" Cui Li was speechless.”
"Nonsense, hurry up and do it. If you still don't understand, I'll roast you tonight.”After Zhang Kuang finished speaking, Cui Li ran away.
"What are you doing sneaking around here again? What are you up to now?" Zhong Ling asked.
Zhang Kuang rolled his eyes at Zhong Ling." What do you mean by sneaky? Do I look sneaky?"”After saying that, Zhang Kuang looked around. Unknowingly, he had followed Cui Li to a corner of a dilapidated house. Under the dark shadows, he really looked a little sneaky.
"Tell me honestly, how did you do it?”Zhong Ling pointed at the Miracle Hall in the distance and asked.
Zhang Kuang jumped up as if someone had stepped on his tail."Do it? Do I still need to be your husband? For such a handsome hero like me, what do you want? Isn't it just a matter of beckoning?”
"Bah, keep bragging!" Zhong Ling rolled her eyes. She didn't believe in such insolent nonsense.
Just as he was about to continue asking, Zhang Kuang shouted,"Cui!"
"Chief, what are you doing?" Cui Li ran over instantly.”
"It's not that I want you to do anything, it's First Madam who wants you.”After saying that, Zhang Kuang patted Zhong Ling's shoulder and said,""I've called her over for you. You guys can chat slowly.”
After saying that, he called out to the big black dog and rode it away.
Zhong Ling stomped her feet and said," What a cunning big bad guy!”
Zhang Kuang knew very well that Zhong Ling wasn't a bandit. This group of bandits had been beaten up by Zhang Kuang's combination punch and had now become blindly worshipping him. Zhang Kuang would only shout out loud. However, Zhong Ling was different. As a girl with ideals, aspirations, and curiosity, she was always thinking about seeing through the insolence.
If Zhang Kuang didn't have a reasonable explanation, it wouldn't make sense.
Zhang Kuang was not a hardworking person. Wasting his brain cells to make up a story to deceive a curious and overly suspicious little girl was no different from courting death in his eyes. Therefore, he decided to act shamelessly. If you ask, I'll spout nonsense. Believe it or not, it's up to you.
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