Zhong Ling was also helpless against Zhang Kuang's shameless reply. There were countless questions and curiosity in her heart, but there was no way to get an answer from Zhang Kuang. This feeling was like there were countless kittens scratching her heart, itchy but helpless.
"This bastard, I don't believe that I can't dig out the real answer!”Zhong Ling was determined.
"First Madam, what can I do for you?" Cui Li looked at Zhong Ling obsequiously.
Zhong Ling's anger was instantly ignited.""I think the two fake mountains at the entrance are not in a good position. Go and change their positions.”
Cui Li was dumbfounded…
Zhong Ling left.
Naturally, Zhang Kuang didn't know about Cui Li's situation. Right now, he was staring at a bronze mirror with his eyes wide open.
"This guy is me? Is this what I f * cking look like? What the f * ck, this is even more f * cking ugly than Cui Li! Was he still a human? No, no, I'm not human. Is there anyone who's human?”Zhang Kuang pulled his beard and hair, his face full of shock.
Then, Zhang Kuang called Yun Zhonghe over and asked for a sharp knife. He then began to dress up in front of the mirror for the first time since he had transmigrated.
He shaved, combed his hair, squatted by the river to wash his hair, and took a step forward to take a bath. However, a crack sounded! Suddenly, a cool breeze blew, and his penis was extremely cool…Zhang Kuang's old face instantly turned green. However, this fellow quickly laughed. F * ck, it's time to change into my tattered clothes anyway. It's just a good reason for me to change into new clothes!
After washing up, she called out to Yun Zhonghe.
Yun Zhonghe was indeed a master of Lightness Skill. Dressed in a green robe, he flew over like a peerless young master. However, at this moment, in Zhang Kuang's eyes, this guy was just a chicken! An incomparably fat chicken!
"Little Chicky, come here. I have something to say.”Zhang Kuang waved his hand.
Yun Zhonghe ran over and cupped his hands in salute.""Chief, what orders do you have?"
" It's nothing. Take off your clothes…" Zhang Kuang waved his hand.
Yun Zhonghe's face instantly turned green. Take off your clothes? Yun Zhonghe looked left and right. The surroundings were beautiful, and there were no living people around. There were only a few talkative birds, and then there was a small river and countless boulders. It was truly a barren mountain, a lonely man and a lonely woman…Taking off their clothes at this time?
Yun Zhonghe only felt his entire body light up, and his anus tightened. Then, he looked at the Chief, who was looking at his still charming body from head to toe with a sneaky expression, and his entire body suddenly trembled, and his heart turned cold. Could this Chief have washed away the good of Long Yang? But I don't like it? Could it be…that this wasn't possible…
"What are you waiting for? Hurry up and take off your clothes!" Zhang Kuang saw that Yun Zhonghe was trembling and looking as if he had seen a ghost, but he refused to take off his clothes no matter what. He was immediately unhappy and urged him.
Yun Zhonghe's forehead was dripping with cold sweat. He bowed to Zhang Kuang and said,""Chief? You still have First Madam…"
When Zhang Kuang heard that, his face turned red. Your brother-in-law! You also know that I have First Madam! F * ck, I haven't even knocked down such a beautiful woman yet. Why would I be interested in a wretched person like you?
After saying that, Zhang Kuang sized up Yun Zhonghe again. Not to mention that this guy really had some capital, if the knockoff could not continue in the future, he could sell this guy for a lot of money.
Yun Zhonghe felt his entire body go weak when he was swept by Zhang Kuang's sneaky gaze. He fell to his knees with a thud, crying like a wolf and howling like a ghost. With snot and tears streaming down his face, he said,""Chief, I was born with hemorrhoids. It's hard for me to go to the toilet…"
"Get lost! Hurry up and take off your clothes, or I'll beat up your hemorrhoids myself!”Zhang Kuang did not wait for Yun Zhonghe to finish his sentence and immediately kicked him, thinking to himself, Damn you, you don't have to be so disgusting! You say you're straight, but even if you're gay, I'm still straight! Hemorrices? Hemorrices?
After being served by Zhang Kuang's big feet, Yun Zhonghe began to cry and start to take off his clothes shyly. That speed…
"Little Chicky, are you usually this slow when picking flowers? With your speed, I'm afraid it'll be dawn before you do anything, right?”Zhang Kuang raised his eyebrows and asked when he saw Yun Zhonghe's dilly-dallying manner.
Yun Zhonghe immediately said bitterly,"" That…is usually…so slow…"
"Pa!" Zhang Kuang slapped Yun Zhonghe's head and glared at him.""In three seconds, if you have anything else on you other than your underwear, I'll give you hemorrhoids!”
As soon as he finished speaking, Zhang Kuang felt his vision blur. In the next moment, Yun Zhonghe was trembling in the wind in his underpants, like a little girl about to enter the bridal chamber.
It was a pity that he was overthinking things. Zhang Kuang did not even have the interest to glance at him. He grabbed Yun Zhonghe's clothes and ran away. He hid behind a big rock, warned Yun Zhonghe not to peek, and stood in the river to wash himself.
He washed his body, put on Yun Zhonghe's green robe, and looked into the mirror. Suddenly, his face was slightly black. He had silkworm-like eyebrows, thin lips, a high nose bridge, and well-defined cheeks. This was the true appearance of arrogance.
He wasn't considered handsome, and his facial features didn't stand out at all. However, when his facial features were put together, he exuded an arrogant and wild charm.
"Although he's not handsome, he's still a little manly. I like him!”Zhang Kuang laughed wildly. Then, he tied his hair up with Yun Zhonghe's headband, put on Yun Zhonghe's green boots, and walked away.
What was that? You asked what Yun Zhonghe would wear if Zhang Kuang wore Yun Zhonghe's clothes?
Didn't you see that after Zhang Kuang left, a person with disheveled hair, ragged clothes, and a thousand lines of speechless tears walked out from behind the rock? The worst thing was that the wind was so cold.
"What kind of martial arts world is this? What kind of society was this? It was too f * cking dark! " You stole my money, you stole my woman, and now you're even snatching my clothes…" Yun Zhonghe really wanted to die at that moment.
The large black dog went up the mountain to behave atrociously. Zhang Kuang was too lazy to bark, so he directly returned to the village. In the end, it was a tragedy.
"Hey! This path is mine!" One of the bandits jumped out and shouted loudly, scaring Zhang Kuang.
Damn it, why didn't I notice that these bastards were so skilled at squatting in the grass? I didn't even notice!
"I'm doomed!" Another bandit jumped out and surrounded Zhang Kuang.
"Drive your grandpa, plant your brother-in-law! Even I can't recognize you?" Zhang Kuang glared at him and said angrily.
"Know your grandpa!"
"I know your brother-in-law!" The two bandits shouted almost at the same time. Then, the bandit in front shouted,"You green-skinned brat, I'm happy today. Hand over all the silver you have on you, and our brothers will let you go. Otherwise, don't blame our brothers for not recognizing the person with the knife in their hands!”
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