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As Zhang Kuang ate, he mumbled,""Self-taught. Why? Brother, do you want to try it?”

The man's eyes lit up when he heard that. He cupped his hands and said,""So…"

Zhang Kuang didn't wait for him to finish. He waved his hand and said,"Ten taels of silver for a piece of meat!"

" Uh…" The man froze on the spot before he could put down his hands.

The girl beside him laughed, but she didn't make a sound.

Zhang Kuang glanced at the girl in surprise and said," Uncle, is your daughter mute?"

"..." The man froze on the spot, and the girl was also in a mess. She glared fiercely at Zhang Kuang.

"She's not my daughter, she's my wife.”The man smiled awkwardly.

"An old cow eating young grass…Hey, uncle, don't be shy.”He made an arrogant and generous gesture.

The man raised his hand but eventually put it down. Eat your brother-in-law! Ten taels of silver per mouthful, damn it, who could afford it?

Since the man didn't want to eat, the young girl didn't stand on ceremony. She picked up her chopsticks and picked up a piece of meat, taking a small bite. The next moment, her eyes lit up, and she gave Zhang Kuang a thumbs up. In just a few bites, she had finished a large piece of meat.

When the man saw this, he couldn't sit still anymore and reached for his chopsticks.

"Uncle, your daughter ate a piece. It's ten taels of silver.”

The man's hand froze again…

In this moment of distraction, the girl had killed two more pieces.

The man pulled the girl and turned around to leave. As he left, his cold eyes swept over Zhang Kuang and asked with a smile,"Brother, are you married?"

Zhang Kuang waved his hand." Married? Marriage is the grave of love. I don't want to die so early. Uncle, on the other hand, got married quite early.”

When the man heard this, his face instantly darkened like water! Zhang Kuang was clearly calling him a dead man!

The young girl beside him held her stomach and kept laughing. Unfortunately, she couldn't laugh out loud, and her face was red from holding it in.

"It's time for you to get married, perhaps today.”After the man finished speaking, he pulled the girl away.

"Brother, thirty taels of silver." An arrogant voice sounded from behind.

The man's face was ashen. There were so many people watching him. Although he wasn't a good person, he couldn't afford to lose face. With a shake of his hand, three silver ingots flew onto Kuang Kuang's table. The silver ingots seemed to fly very quickly, but when they reached the table, they suddenly turned around and landed steadily on the table. This technique was very beautiful! If there were experts here, they would definitely clap their hands and cheer.

Unfortunately, Zhang Kuang didn't understand and was too focused on eating. When he saw the silver drop onto the table, he immediately put it into his pocket.

The man was slightly startled. He glanced at Zhang Kuang and suddenly realized that he could not see through this boorish man. Did he really not understand, or was he pretending to be a pig to eat a tiger?

The man didn't do anything else. He had been in the martial world for many years. Although he was arrogant, he was very cautious. The martial world, the martial world. If one was not careful, even a peerless expert would drown. The man brought the girl up to the second floor. The door of the private room slammed shut with a bang. The force was so strong that the entire building seemed to be trembling.

Zhang Kuang couldn't stop laughing in his heart,'Damn you! Is it awesome to have a girl? You brought a girl to your father's place to act cool. If I don't slap you, I'll spoil you?

"Ding! Congratulations to the host for triggering the Reputation System. Current Reputation: 184。Activating the Random Wheel System. One draw costs 100 reputation points.”

"D * mn, there's such a good thing? Hurry up and give me a shot! No…draw one!" Zhang Kuang was overjoyed and immediately chose to draw. However, when he saw the crowd around him, he thought about it and gave up.

She quickly finished eating and prepared to leave.

"Customer, is the food delicious?" At this moment, the shopkeeper came over. His old face was squeezed together like a chrysanthemum.

"Nonsense, I made it myself. Of course it's delicious.”Zhang Kuang rolled his eyes and said rudely.

" Cough cough…" The shopkeeper almost fainted from Zhang Kuang's words. Fortunately, the innkeeper had a big heart and immediately recovered. Waving his hand, the waiter hurriedly chased them away. After dispersing the onlookers, the innkeeper smiled and said,"Sir, you used the store's firewood, rice, oil, salt, as well as the stove. It's a total of five hundred silver taels.”

"What?" Zhang Kuang's eyes widened. F * ck, he had entered an illegal shop!

"Five hundred silver taels, not too much, not too little. Dear customer, you're not going to renege on your debt, are you? You have to know that the county government is less than two streets away from here.”The shopkeeper said with a smile, as if he was going to eat Zhang Kuang.

Zhang Kuang then laughed,"Shopkeeper, are you sure it's five hundred taels?" Isn't it a thousand taels?"

" Mm." The shopkeeper was stunned. He had seen idiots before, but he had never seen an idiot who would raise the price for himself, afraid that others would not slander him! "Yes, it's a thousand taels!" The shopkeeper immediately replied. No, it's 1500 taels!"

"This is not good. How about two thousand taels?”Zhang Kuang said as he walked towards the kitchen."Also, I have to bring some meat with me, or else I won't have dinner yet.”

The shopkeeper was greedy for money. He called out to the waiter to escort him. The two of them followed Zhang Kuang into the kitchen.

Since it was not a meal, the chefs had already found a place to rest. As for Liu Miao and his disciple, they had mixed feelings at this moment. They were actually defeated by a country bumpkin. It would be strange if they could feel good. Liu Miao was studying the cooking method of the Red Braised Meat. He could be considered a dedicated chef. Therefore, there was no one in the kitchen.

Zhang Kuang picked the meat and used the bag to push it against his shoulder.

"Alright, shopkeeper, let's settle the bill.”Zhang Kuang laughed.

"This guy is really a f * cking idiot!”The waiter and the shopkeeper thought to themselves.

The shopkeeper smiled so hard that he could not open his eyes."A total of two thousand taels of silver, please pay up.”

Zhang Kuang opened his mouth wide and stretched out his empty hand in front of the shopkeeper.

"What do you mean?" The shopkeeper's face darkened.”

"What do you mean? Didn't you want to give me two thousand taels of silver? Hurry up and give me the money so that I can go home.”Zhang Kuang said.

"Are you kidding me?" the shopkeeper asked angrily.

Zhang Kuang quickly smiled apologetically." Don't be angry. It's bad for your health. I'm not playing with you." I want to tell you something."

"What is it?" The shopkeeper glared at him.

Zhang Kuang casually took a bone cleaver from the table behind him and slammed it on the table beside the shopkeeper! The powerful slash directly cut off one of the table's legs! At the same time, he shouted,"Robbery!”

"Ah?" The shopkeeper and the waiter were stunned. They had heard of robbery, but they had never seen such an open and aboveboard one!

"Why do I have to repeat myself? 2,000 taels. Give me the money within 100 taels. If you're short of a single coin, I'll kill the two of you and get it myself!”Zhang Kuang had seen blood in his previous life, and when he was angry, his eyes turned red and his killing intent surged. At this moment, the innkeeper and the waiter finally understood that it was really a robbery!

"Hero! " Please spare our lives. We are just a small business. We don't have money…" The shopkeeper and the waiter wailed.

"Crying?" Zhang Kuang's lips curled up. Crying counts as time!"

"..." The innkeeper and the waiter immediately shut up.

" One, two, nine, ten…" Zhang Kuang counted one by one.

When the shopkeeper heard this, he almost cried again."Hero, you can't count like this. After two, there's still three! Why did you just say nine?"

"I can count however I want! Why do you have an opinion?" Zhang Kuang lightly patted the shopkeeper's head with the bone cleaver in his hand, scaring the shopkeeper into silence. "Waiter, why are you still looking at me?" Hurry up and get the money!"

"Shopkeeper, I don't know where the money is.”The waiter said with a sobbing tone.

When the shopkeeper heard this, he cursed in his heart, You idiot! Who asked you to take the money? Can't you take the opportunity to go out and ask for help?

"Don't play tricks with me. Shopkeeper, lead the way, I'll go with you.”After Zhang Kuang finished speaking, he escorted the two of them forward.

Although the innkeeper was old, he suddenly pointed behind him and shouted,"Liu Miao!" Then, when Zhang Kuang turned around, he ran away!

In the end, he felt his legs tighten and fell to the ground with a thud! He turned around and saw that Zhang Kuang had been stepping on the bottom of his coat!

"Old man, do you think I'm a fool? If I dare to turn around, I'm confident that you won't be able to escape! It seems that the lesson I gave you wasn't harsh enough. You still dare to play tricks with me. Why don't I remove a few of your parts to play with?”As Zhang Kuang spoke, the bone cleaver swept towards the shopkeeper's thigh.

"Grandpa! You're my biological grandpa! I was wrong! I…I won't do it again. I'll get the money for you now.”This time, the shopkeeper was really scared to tears.

Zhang Kuang scratched his head and said," I forgot where to count when you interrupted me. Alright, let's start counting from 70."”

"Grandpa, you just counted to 43. I remember.”The shopkeeper quickly reminded him.

"Shut up! I'll count to where I say! If I don't have money, I'll chop you up first! Anyway, you're already so old and can't get hard anymore. It's not a loss.”Zhang Kuang said.

The innkeeper wanted to say something, but Zhang Kuang skipped 1234567 and directly said 78. The innkeeper didn't say anything else and quickly led the way. After entering the counter, he reluctantly opened the cabinet and took out a bag of silver. Zhang Kuang took it and threw it into the bag of meat. He weighed it and said,"It's almost done. There's no need to make up for the less. I'm leaving."

The shopkeeper opened his mouth and was about to cry. Damn it, that was more than two thousand taels! What did he mean by not having to make up for what was missing? You should f * cking retreat!

Unfortunately, Zhang Kuang didn't give him a chance to cry. He slapped the shopkeeper and the waiter unconscious with one hand and two knocks.

Carrying the bag, he pushed open the door of the shop and swaggered out to the street to buy a large pile of food. He then hired a carriage and left the city.

When the shopkeeper and the waiter were discovered by Liu Miao and the others and woke up, the two of them opened their mouths and cried as if their parents had died.

The innkeeper slapped himself as he cried,"Who asked you to be greedy! Why did you provoke that bastard…My silver…Oh my god…"The shopkeeper cried again.

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