Zhang Kuang rolled his eyes. Damn it, these two bastards don't even recognize me? Subconsciously stroking his beard, Zhang Kuang finally reacted. Why was this scene so familiar? It seemed that after the celebrities in his previous life returned from Han, they basically did not recognize him anymore…
F * ck, I'm still the original, alright? The more Zhang Kuang thought about it, the angrier he got. At the same time, a sense of danger rose in his heart!
His own strength was insufficient. If he really fought with the two bandits now, even if he could defeat the two bandits, he would have to waste some effort. This was obviously inconsistent with his identity as a peerless expert! Once his identity as a mysterious expert disappeared, he could not guarantee that these guys would not continue to follow him.
However, the current situation was that if he didn't make a move, these two idiots would!
At this moment, Zhang Kuang's heart skipped a beat and he shouted,""Damn dog! Get over here!"
"Motherf * cker, how dare you scold me! Brothers, grab your weapons and take him down!”A bandit shouted and was about to charge forward.
But the next moment, he was scared out of his wits. He saw the green-robed man opposite him grab a big tree by the roadside and lift it up with force!
A huge tree was pulled out like a radish, along with its roots and mud!
"Stop right there! F * ck me, you can't even recognize me with a haircut?!”Zhang Kuang's eyes widened. This guy was a classic example of being bold but careful. Since he was pretending to be an expert, then he would pretend to be a complete expert!
When Bandit A and B saw this, they were instantly scared silly. Then, Bandit B cried out in shock,"This voice, this power, why is it so similar to Chief's?”
"You idiot, it's not like, it's the boss's!”Bandit A said.
"Get lost. The Chief is so wise and mighty, and he looks dignified. Look at him again. He looks like a green scholar. He's not on the same level at all, okay?”Bandit B said disdainfully.
Bandit A scratched his head when he heard that.”
Zhang Kuang rolled his eyes. It seemed like this daddy had a stubble beard and hair that was as thick as tar. This group of fellows actually thought that he was beautiful. What kind of people were they? What kind of aesthetic standards were they? No wonder they were all dressed like beggars.
"Woof woof woof!" At this moment, the large black dog ran over while roaring.
"The dog god is here! Haha, the dog god is here. Kid, don't be arrogant. The dog god is here. One can beat ten of you!”Bandit B laughed strangely.
Bandit A was about to speak when Bandit B knelt down.
There was nothing they could do. The dog god in their eyes was already lying under the green-skinned scholar's crotch. The green-skinned scholar was riding on the big black dog and looking down at the two of them.
Even if the two of them were idiots, they also understood that this person in front of them was really the chief!
The commotion here had long alarmed the bandits in the village. A group of people ran over, thinking that there was an enemy attacking the mountain.
However, when they rushed over to take a look, they were all a little confused.
"What's going on? How did the Paparazzo become that green-skinned brat's mount?”Cui Li rubbed his eyes and mumbled.
"This, this dog god wouldn't have betrayed us, right? Or is this a relative of the dog god?" Liu Sanpao said.
"Greetings, Chief! The boss was becoming more and more heroic and domineering! He was truly the most handsome man in the world!”At this moment, a person rushed out of the crowd and knelt in front of Zhang Kuang. It was Senior Martial Brother Jun!
Cui Li and Liu Sanpao immediately understood. Holy sh * t, this green-skinned brat in front of them was actually the boss after he had tidied up his appearance!
At the same time, the two of them cursed Senior Brother Jun for being disloyal. He could tell that he was not loyal, but ran over to flatter them without telling them!
However, Cui Li and Liu Sanpao reacted quickly. The moment Senior Brother Jun knelt down to flatter him, the two of them followed suit and shouted,"Chief is really a god, the most handsome and divine in history!”
When Zhang Kuang heard this, his face instantly lit up. Although he knew that these guys were flattering him, since ancient times, who didn't like to bootlick? At least, Zhang Kuang liked it!
"Reward!" Ten taels per person!"
Zhong Ling, who had rushed over upon hearing this, immediately rolled her eyes. She had never seen such a prodigal before!
Then, Zhong Ling secretly sized up Zhang Kuang. He had thick eyebrows, big eyes, thin lips, and a knife-cut face. He wasn't very handsome, but compared to his sloppy face from before, he was indeed much better looking. Perhaps the difference was too great, but it actually gave people a feeling of experience!
Especially when Zhang Kuang stood in front of a bunch of unshaven bandits who hadn't washed their hair for ten years, eight years, or changed their clothes for five to six years. That contrast, that difference, actually had a flash of the light of a superstar and a handsome man!
Of course, in the next moment, the light was completely destroyed by Zhang Kuang's stupid reward.
"Zhang Kuang, where did you get these clothes?" Zhong Ling couldn't be bothered with Zhang Kuang anymore. When she recalled that Zhang Kuang had gone out with Yun Zhonghe, she changed the topic and asked.
Zhang Kuang laughed dryly. Of course, he would not say that he had snatched Yun Zhonghe away. That fellow was still wearing his tattered clothes and standing in the wind to sunbathe his little bird. However, this fellow was thick-skinned enough." Yun Zhonghe, I didn't see him. I went to take a shower just now. He said he needed to use the toilet, and then I didn't see him.”
"Idiot, you let him go just like that? Aren't you afraid that he'll run away?" Zhong Ling stomped her feet in anger. What she did not know was that Yun Zhonghe had been bound by the system, and his loyalty had been raised to 100. Forget about running away, even if Zhang Kuang used a whip to chase him away, he would not be able to do so.
Zhang Kuang coughed dryly and said," Well, I think Chick is also a smart, sensible, and well-behaved little yellow chick. It's not to the extent of running away just like that…" Wasn't this nonsense? When Zhang Kuang went into the water, his clothes were torn. Yun Zhonghe was wearing his clothes. Even if there were no system restrictions, this fellow would definitely not dare to run away! If he dared to run away, he would definitely feel the wind blowing on his penis. The scenery along the way was so good that the number of people turning their heads would directly crush this fellow's thin skin.
Not to mention Yun Zhonghe, even someone as thick-skinned as Zhang Kuang would be too embarrassed to run away at this time…
"Are you up to something again?”Zhong Ling instinctively felt that something was wrong. She pulled Zhang Kuang aside and asked in a low voice,"Also, why do your clothes look so familiar? No, this was Yun Zhonghe's! You…What exactly did you do to Yun Zhonghe?”
Towards the end, Zhong Ling's tone started to become unfriendly. Her big watery eyes actually had a trace of killing intent, making Kuang Kuang's hair stand on end.
"What's with that look? What kind of tone is that? What did he mean by what I did to Yun Zhonghe? What could I possibly do to Yun Zhonghe? Whatever I want to do, I have to face you, right?”As soon as Zhang Kuang said this, he was answered with a 360-degree turn.
Zhong Ling's face turned red as she glared at Zhang Kuang,""You're not serious!" With that, he turned around and ran.
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