"Hello everyone, my name is Xia Le, 18 years old.”Xia Le, who was a little handsome, was narrating by himself." Ah La, I almost forgot. Don't call me by the wrong name. I'll be very angry. My name is Xia Le!" It was Xia Le! Phew, you probably won't hear the difference even if I say so. My name is Le as in music, not Le as in happiness, so I hope that everyone will not call me by the wrong name…because I died once because I was called by the wrong name.”
"Don't think that I'm talking nonsense. If you were called by the wrong name every time you grew up, you would also go crazy, just like me.”Xia Le sighed. " Ever since I was young, no matter what occasion, no matter who, even my parents, would call me by my name wrongly. This mistake lasted for a whole sixteen years. Although I always corrected them after they crossed paths, they still called me by my name wrongly the next time. This kind of thing is very helpless…
" Just like today, I had originally walked into the halls of high school and was planning to welcome a brand new beginning. I wanted to get along well with my classmates, have two more good brothers, and get a girlfriend! However, I never expected that the form teacher would call my name wrongly during the first roll call! Why? Why? I clearly looked for her in private! I told her my correct pronunciation! Why did he mispronounce it! Are you a pig? Are you a pig?!"
Xia Le calmed herself down and continued. "In an instant, my childlike good mood, which was brought about by the new beginning of my studies, the good relationship between the classes, the two more good brothers, and the girlfriend, was shattered in an instant. I'm in pain, I'm unwilling! So I stood up and complained loudly. In the end, the teacher chased me out of the classroom because I didn't give her face in front of the new students!! I'm in pain, I'm unwilling! My brand new beginning, good class relationship, two more good buddies, a girlfriend, and the innocence that had pestered me was gone forever!!”
"The anger of being called by the wrong name for 16 years, the anger of being laughed at, has completely erupted at this moment. " So, in a fit of anger, I ran up to the roof and planned to commit suicide by jumping off the building. However, I never expected that I would jump down. I thought that I could end my sinful life, but to my surprise, the sand that the school was going to use for reconstruction was right below me. With a poof, my entire body sank into the sand, leaving only my head exposed…" Xia Le was sad.
" I refused to give up. After climbing out of the sand, I started the second round of suicide…This time, I picked up a brick prepared for the school's reconstruction and smashed it hard on my head. I never expected that I would still fail. The moment the brick came into contact with his head…the brick shattered…F * ck, who would have thought that the school would be rebuilt with low-quality hollow bricks? How dare you do such a jerry-built project? Aren't you afraid of being struck by lightning?" Xia Le rubbed the big bump on his head. Although he didn't kill himself, it still hurt when this thing hit his head. Children shouldn't imitate it.
As he narrated, Xia Le looked up at the sky and silently cried as he continued to narrate his suicide story…
"Although I failed twice, I didn't give up! I believe that nothing in the world is difficult for those who put their heart into it! If I have the heart, I can definitely succeed! So, this time, I ran out of school crazily and stood in the middle of the road. The car sped over and I closed my eyes. Then, I heard a crash and felt my entire body fly.”When I opened my eyes, I slowly stood up from the ground and patted the dust off my butt. I looked at the car that was almost scrapped, and the corners of my eyes twitched.
"If all the cars in the world were like this car, after hitting someone, the person would be fine, but the car would be scrapped. Then the number of deaths in this world every year would be reduced by more than half.”With that thought in mind, Xia Le waved her hand and chased away the car owners who wanted to send Xia Le to the hospital. She walked away and looked for her next target.
"I'm tired. Speaking of which, is it so difficult to kill yourself?! No, I can't give up. If I give up, then what awaits me will be the wrong name and merciless ridicule. Therefore, I have to persevere! Persevere! Until he succeeded. After all, failure was the mother of success. The more his mother appeared, the more it proved how expensive his appearance was!”
So, I tried countless ways to commit suicide. I cut my wrist with a knife, but I never expected that the knife was so blunt that it couldn't even cut an apple. I rubbed it on my wrist for half an hour, but nothing happened. In a fit of anger, I threw the knife away.
He chose another method, drinking pesticide! Damn it, I should be successful this time! When I picked up the entire bottle of pesticide and gulped it down, I smacked my lips. Is this pesticide lychee flavored? Were the modern agricultural chemicals so advanced?
Unexpectedly, half an hour after I finished drinking the pesticide and waited for my death, I realized that I was actually fine. So I took the pesticide bottle and walked into the chemistry laboratory. After testing, I found out that the pesticide bottle was actually filled with lychee-flavored juice! What the f * ck, which brat is so free that he actually used a bottle of pesticide to fill up the fruit juice! Moreover, you actually cleaned this pesticide bottle without any pesticide residue. Why do you think you spent so much effort?!
Even so, I never thought that I would still die in the end…
Judge Lu held the Judge Pen in one hand and Xia Le's soul in the other. He said in dissatisfaction," You brat, it's all because of you that I didn't get paid for three months. How am I going to live these three months?"”
"That? May I ask, what does it have to do with me that you don't have a salary?”Xia Le asked carefully, afraid that she would anger this lord and throw herself into the Beast Path.
"None of your business? Humph! I made a bet with King Yama on how many times you would have to commit suicide before you died. I bet ten times, and King Yama bet more than ten times. The bet was three months of work, but who would have thought that you would actually not die after committing suicide more than 500 times! I can't stand it anymore, so I'll help you.”Judge Lu looked at Xia Le as if he had seen a ghost, even though Xia Le was indeed a ghost now.
"Speaking of which, Brother Judge, can you not be like this? How can you casually use someone else's life as a bet? It's not right to do this. Fortunately, I'm the one who wants to die. If it were someone else who doesn't want to die, wouldn't you be harming them by doing this? It might not matter if you harmed him. Maybe he was guilty, but think about it. If he died, what would happen to his mother, his wife, and his children? In this way, his mother, his wife, and children would also die! If his mother, wife, and children died, it meant that the creatures they wanted to eat could continue to live and reproduce. This was equivalent to suddenly breaking the food chain and causing the ecological imbalance. This would lead to a large increase in the number of creatures on Earth and eventually lead to the destruction of the world! "Have you ever thought about it…" Xia Le activated the Tang Sanzang mode and unleashed the Golden Hoop Incantation.
"Wow wow wow! My head hurts…Are you the Sandalwood Virtue Buddha?! Damn it, I hate players like you who nag the most. Hurry up and leave!”Judge Lu couldn't stand Xia Le's nagging. He kicked Xia Le's butt, planning to kick Xia Le further away so that he wouldn't have to listen to this kid's nonsense.
However, who would have thought that he would not pay attention to the strength of his kick and kick Xia Le into the river…That's right, it was the river. Because now, two people, ah pui, two ghosts, were walking on the Bridge of Helplessness. As soon as Judge Lu did not pay attention to the strength, he accidentally kicked Xia Le into the river…
There was the sound of water splashing. After that…there was no more after that. Xia Le never floated up again…
Although Judge Lu was helpless, he did not dare to touch the river water under the Bridge of Helplessness. Now, he could only mourn for this unlucky kid…He hoped that he would die early and reincarnate.
On the other hand, when Xia Le's soul fell into the river, it was taken away by a mysterious vortex in the river. To be precise, it was sucked in. After a moment of dizziness, Xia Le appeared in a pitch-black place.
"Um…is there anyone here? Is anyone there? Mo Xi, Mo Xi, it's Xia Le. Is anyone there?”
As if in response to Xia Le's words, a strong rhythmic sound rang out," Di di, du…dong chi da chi dong chi da chi…di di, peng…pu…system starting…host confirmation, beginning analysis of host's composition…"
Xia Le's eyes twitched. F * ck, are you kidding me? That rhythmic sound was actually your starting music? And that last sound was obviously the sound of air being exhaled! How bored was your designer?!
However, Xia Le didn't care too much about it. Anyway, it was useless to care too much. She was already a ghost. What could this system do to her? In other words, I'm a ghost now. I'm not afraid of sh * t! There was no need to shit! * Cough cough *
" Test results completed…Host composition…Independent thought body magnetic field type creature…Constitution: Three souls and seven spirits, plus a little bit of Yin Qi.”
Host's analysis:
[Name: Xia Le (Le)]
[Genders: Unknown (Magnetic Field Creatures have no genders)]
[Age: 1 day (age of death)]
[Endurance: F (lowest value above E)]
[Special: 512 attempted suicide attempts (I can't even die, what a tragedy)]
[Overall evaluation: Trash, so weak that he doesn't look like a human. Ah pui, so weak that he doesn't look like a ghost. What's the point of his existence?] He might as well go to hell!
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