Mythical Earth Controller
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" I'm shocked to hear that our neighboring island country has been attacked by a giant beast. There are heavy casualties and countless economic losses. China is very saddened by this…"

China's official response was relatively quick. Less than an hour after the giant beast attacked the city, the spokesperson of the Foreign Affairs Department held a press conference to express condolences to Japan...

However, it was fine to mourn, but what was with the smile on your spokesperson's face? Weren't you very serious when you spoke in the past?

A white-haired foreign reporter who was stationed in Beijing asked this question very rudely and said,"Isn't this disrespectful to Japan?”

The spokesperson said very seriously," There's a phrase in China called a bitter smile. Although I'm smiling now, I'm actually feeling bitter inside…"

"Oh, I see." The foreign reporter was fooled. He believed it and then liked it."The Huaxia civilization is indeed profound.”

The Chinese reporters at the side were all holding back their laughter.

Oh my god, how could there be such an explanation for a 'bitter smile'? I didn't expect you to be such a news spokesperson.

Of course, the spokesperson did not just say that. In addition to expressing his grief, he also announced that he would open more flights and evacuate all the Chinese people in Japan.

This sentence was heartbreaking. Only those war-torn countries would have such things as 'evacuation' and now, Japan was also being 'evacuated.'

The contents of the official press conference soon appeared on all the major websites in China.

The netizens burst out laughing.

"Hahaha ~~~ I was just smiling bitterly.”

"A bitter smile…23333~~~"

"A wry smile, a new explanation ~~ Double-click 666~~~"

"Give the spokesperson a Like, ahahaha ~~"

"Today, seeing such a huge disaster in Japan, I can only smile bitterly.”

" The people of Japan are so miserable. I'm smiling bitterly…"

The entire country in China was smiling bitterly, but it was completely different for the other countries in the world. One hour was enough for the news media all over the world to react. Godzilla was so huge that it was impossible to hide it, and Japan had no intention of hiding it either.

As a result, the news media all over the world reported the shocking news of the island nation being attacked by giant beasts.

It was morning in America, afternoon in China, and midnight in Europe.

That night, the television stations and newspaper offices in various European countries were brightly lit. The staff worked overtime with tears in their eyes, bitterly preparing for the news from Japan. They kept cursing in their hearts," How dare you drag us into working overtime. I wish you guys a longer time to be tortured by monsters."

When the news was published, the night cat netizens were all dumbfounded.

Sh * t ~~

What the hell was this?

At first, no one believed it. They thought it was April Fool's Day or a prank. However, when they opened other news websites, they were all reporting this news.

F * ck me!

Something big had happened!

Many netizens exclaimed, waking up their family members in the room or other people upstairs.

Of course, there were also many netizens who called their friends directly.

"Go to sleep your head. Wake up and watch the news. Something big has happened!!”

……

……

Edo.

Zhou Yun, who was still invisible in the sky, received a constant notification.

"Ding ~~ Obtained Power of All Living Beings 0.0871…"

"Ding ~~ Obtained Power of All Living Beings 0.0543…"

"Ding ~~ Obtained Power of All Living Things 0.0921…"

The more terrifying waterfall notifications kept coming.

On the system interface, he had accumulated 30,000 Life Force.

However, Zhou Yun was already numb to this. At this moment, he was looking at the fleeing convoy of the Prime Minister, Tian Huang, and the others.

"Hmph, you want to run?"

Zhou Yun smiled evilly. He had to properly press these people to the ground and rub them.

"Charge, mantis shrimp ~~~"

Zhou Yun pointed at Tianhuang and the Prime Minister's convoy.

Godzilla's not-so-bright brain was influenced by Zhou Yun's power of the Earth's Heavenly Axiom and accepted the appointment.

Ang ~~~

With another ferocious roar, Godzilla strode over. Although he was walking, his terrifying speed was no different from that of a car. Moreover, many car accidents had occurred on the roads of Edo due to Godzilla's sudden appearance, causing many broken cars to be parked on the roads. This had seriously delayed the speed of the political figures of the island nation. They could have escaped at more than 100 kilometers per hour. Right now, it could only reach 50 kilometers per hour.

Soon, Godzilla caught up.

"Not good, that monster is catching up!!”

The escaping convoy cried out in alarm. Tian Huang turned around in horror and saw the giant beast's legs that were dozens of meters in diameter falling from the sky.

rumble ~~

Mars crashed into Earth and landed 10 meters away. The center of the car was deeply exposed, but the surrounding ground was bulging. It directly sent Tianhuang's car flying and crashing a few meters away.

"I don't want to die ~"

Tian Huang's face was covered in blood. In the broken car, he let out a weak cry of struggle and then fainted.

The Prime Minister, on the other hand, had escaped earlier by more than 100 meters, so he was spared.

However, Godzilla's speed was still faster than the car, and he soon caught up with the Prime Minister's motorcade.

Stomp ~~

Continue to step ~~

Zhou Yun commanded Godzilla to stomp on the fleeing motorcade from the sky.

After stepping on it, it left behind a pile of ruins.

"Let's go to the Edo Five Shrines and the Edo Tower!”

Zhou Yun waved his hand, and Godzilla began to turn around and run toward the location that Zhou Yun had pointed at.

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