"Lu Ziqiao, how dare you do such a thing to me? I'm going to kill you.”As Chen Meijia spoke, she took out a pair of scissors from somewhere and rushed forward.
Lu Ziqiao was immediately frightened and ran away." F * ck, are you serious?"”
The two of them quickly ran out of Room 3601. Lu Ziqiao rushed into Room 3602 and tried to close the door.
Chen Meijia took the scissors and stabbed him." You heartless man. Stop right there and don't run."”
Lu Ziqiao was so scared that he didn't dare to close the door. He ran straight into the living room and leaned on the sofa to deal with Chen Meijia.
"Bastard, don't run!"
Lu Ziqiao panted heavily." I say, can we stop?"”
"No, since you've done such a thing, you should think of the consequences.”Chen Meijia looked as if she had let her down.
"I say, granny, we're not pretending to be a couple, and we're not really a couple.”Lu Ziqiao had a look of admiration on his face.
"Sigh, you're right. We're just pretending. Then why am I so angry?”Chen Meijia looked enlightened again.
At this moment, Lu Ziqiao was really confused." I say, can you put away the scissors first? It's so scary."”
……
"The moment Brother Time Travel appeared, Xiao Bu couldn't continue pretending anymore.”
"Streamer, what if you tell Lu Xiaobu that you were the one who put the bag on him and beat him up?”
"Hey, the person above has a good idea.”
"Lu Ziqiao will be angry."
Ling Yun laughed coldly." If you say that again, I'll sing for you immediately.”
"F * ck, Brother Time Travel, I'm just joking. Please don't sing. It's too scary.”
"Who said it first? I'll go beat him up.”
"The two of them rushed out like this. Will something really happen to them?”Lu Zhanbo sat on the sofa with a worried expression.
Hu Yifei waved her hand." Don't worry. What can happen? At most, we'll just collect his corpse."”
"That's true." Lu Zhanbo nodded.
Zeng Xiaoxian said weakly," Isn't it a big deal to collect a corpse?”
"It seems so." Hu Yifei nodded.
Lu Zhanbo said disdainfully," How many people did Wei Zhentian kill?"”
"D * mn, that's Transformers, okay? It's a movie.”Zeng Xiaoxian shouted. He simply couldn't understand how these people's brains worked.
Ling Yun rolled his eyes and walked to the side. He took out some money from his pocket and counted it before handing it over." I'm returning the money you borrowed from me."”
"Brother-in-law, if you're short of money, you don't have to pay it back so quickly.”Lu Zhanbo chuckled.
"It's okay. I don't lack money now."
"Alright then." Lu Zhanbo took it and suddenly trembled." Why do I feel so gloomy all of a sudden? It's so cold."”
"Lu Zhanbo, come here." Hu Yifei's face was as cold as ice.
"Sister, I know I was wrong. I won't dare to do it again.”Lu Zhanbo immediately cowered and winked at Ling Yun. His meaning was obvious: Brother-in-law, save me.
"I made a small fortune today. I heard that the food in Xiao Nan Guo is very delicious. It's fate that we can meet at iPartment. Today, I'll treat everyone to Xiao Nan Guo for dinner.”Ling Yun announced.
When Hu Yifei heard that they could freeload, and it was Xiao Nanguo, she was no longer angry." Really? Order whatever you want?”
"Of course."
"Brother-in-law, you're still the best." Lu Zhanbo wiped the sweat off his forehead.
"D * mn, you'll be killed if you lie to Hu Yifei.”Zeng Xiaoxian looked like he was going to kill them.
Ling Yun rolled his eyes." I'm serious. Inform Lu Ziqiao and Chen Meijia.”
"Ah!" Teacher Zeng immediately jumped up from the sofa." I'll go and inform them now."”
Lin Wanyu glanced at Ling Yun and pretended to be relaxed." I'll go change too.”
……
The group arrived at Xiao Nan Guo very quickly. Ling Yun scanned the surroundings and began to announce in the live broadcast," Brothers, this is the most famous restaurant in iPartment, Xiao Nan Guo. Everyone, take a look. I'll try the food here later to see if it tastes good.”
"Your sister, streamer, I think you're here to attract hatred.”
"Look at that prawn. It's actually as big as a plate.”
"I heard that the price of vegetables in the Southern Kingdom is also ridiculously high.”
"You've earned 300,000 yuan in one go, and you're still afraid that you can't afford a meal here.”
"No, I want to eat too.”
Soon, they sat down at the table. Ling Yun picked up the menu and ordered three dishes before passing them down.
Ten minutes later, all the dishes and wine were served.
The table was filled with dishes that made one's appetite increase.
Ling Yun smiled as he picked up his wine." Today is our first gathering. I'm really happy to be able to meet everyone here at iPartment. I hope that everyone can find their love.”
"Let's drink."
……
After dinner, they walked back to iPartment in a daze.
"Then, brothers, that's all for today's live broadcast. I'm going to sleep.”
Ling Yun was the last one. He followed the white figure in front of him and walked into a room unsteadily. He patted his head hard and followed.
At this moment, the people watching the live broadcast in the other world were all excited.
"Brother transmigration is drunk. F * ck, he's going into Hu Yifei's room.”
"F * ck, the door is open. Hu Yifei didn't close the door.”
"So the legendary drunkenness is true, haha.”
"F * ck, host, are you pretending to be drunk? Are you going to broadcast a reality show?”
Ling Yun couldn't see any of this because he was really unconscious.
Just as the audience was extremely excited and was about to see Hu Yifei in her disheveled clothes when the door opened, the entire screen suddenly turned black. Only a few words could be seen on the screen. The live broadcast ended.
"What the hell? I'm about to have an climax. Give me this.”
"Your sister, I'm going to kill you.”
"Take off your pants and turn off the live broadcast.”
"Host, come out. I promise I won't beat you to death.”
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