Zombie I Am Autumn
1 Mr. Zombie, the plot begins.

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Ren Town.

"Qiusheng, I'm going out to buy some groceries. There's a young lady coming to buy something from the Yi Hong Restaurant opposite. Don't bully her just because she's a prostitute.”

"Got it, Auntie." Thinking of the 30% increase for prostitutes that his aunt had mentioned, and now that she was reminding him on purpose, Qiusheng knew what her aunt meant.

Seeing that his aunt was stopped by a beautiful woman who asked for directions not long after she went out, Qiu Sheng could not help but think to himself,'This must be Ren Tingting. It's even better than the ones in the movies.

Qiu Sheng was originally a loser in the 21st century. He was sleeping at home when he was suddenly hit by a meteorite from the sky. When he woke up, he was already Mr. Zombie's Ninth Uncle's disciple, Qiu Sheng.

As a fat otaku, he had watched countless horror movies, especially Uncle Ying's. Thinking about how demons and ghosts were rampant in this world and how he would not have a cheat like in crooked novels, Qiu Sheng made up his mind to learn from his master, Ninth Uncle. He could not be like his previous Qiu Sheng, who was ignorant and incompetent. Other than some martial arts, he could not show anything else.

Unfortunately, the plan couldn't keep up with the changes. He thought that he could cultivate properly and wait for the plot to begin to torture the zombies and recruit the female ghost. However, through the memories in his mind, it was his predecessor who had pretended to be a zombie to scare Wen Cai last night. He couldn't help but feel extremely depressed. The words 'scapegoat' and 'scapegoat' appeared in his mind.

Life still had to go on. The depressed Qiu Sheng could not help but grit his teeth. In the movies in his previous life, it was fine even if you did not know the plot. Now that I have your skills and know the plot well, I don't believe I can't beat you.'

The door was pushed open. Qiu Sheng looked up at the woman with crystal clear skin and said,""Miss, please feel free to take a look."

"What do you think of this color?”Ren Tingting picked out a box of rouge and applied it on the back of her hand.

"I think a beautiful girl like you will look good in any color.”Qiu Sheng praised him without leaving a trace.

"What about this? And this." Ren Tingting pointed at the other two.

"One of these two is too strong and the other is too light. It's suitable for older women. You can choose the box next to it.”

Looking at Ren Tingting's boxes of rouge, Qiu Sheng was a little stunned. Using the words of my previous life,'Ever since I saw you, I even thought of what our child should be called.'

After paying the bill, Qiu Sheng watched Ren Tingting leave.

Qiu Sheng, who was bored, flipped through the memories of his predecessor. Ninth Uncle had given him the Maoshan Qi Training Scroll, the Maoshan Talisman Record, which recorded countless talismans, and the Maoshan Observation Record.

The Maoshan Qi Refinement Art had a total of four realms. They were the twelve levels of Qi Refinement, Foundation Establishment, Golden Core, and Nascent Soul. Each realm had four small stages of the Great Perfection, the front, middle, and back. Through his memories, Qiu Sheng realized that he had just entered the sixth level of Qi Refinement, and Wen Cai was even worse, only at the third level of Qi Refinement. As for his master, Ninth Uncle, in his memories, he seemed to be at the late stage of Foundation Establishment.

There were countless talismans of all sizes recorded in the << Mao Mountain Talisman Record >>, but many of them could not be drawn at his current realm.

As for the Records of Mao Mountain, it was filled with all the strange things that had been sorted out from generation to generation.

Three days later, at Old Master Ren's grave.

After Ren Fa and Ren Tingting paid their respects, Ren Fa said to Ninth Uncle,""Ninth Uncle, back then, the Feng Shui master said that this tomb was very difficult to find.”

Uncle Nine nodded." It's indeed a good acupoint." Do the two of you know what acupoint this is?”

Qiu Sheng was not afraid of Ninth Uncle's sudden question. He, who was familiar with the plot, stepped forward and said,"If my guess is correct, this cave is called the Dragonfly Skipping the Water Cave. The cave is 34 feet long and 4 feet wide, so the coffin can't be buried flat.”

"Impressive, little brother. Ninth Uncle, you've taken in a good disciple." Ren Fa nodded and praised with a smile.

"Burial? Master, what is a funeral? Is it a French funeral?" Wen Cai also asked.

Qiu Sheng's mind was filled with black lines when he heard this. This literary talent usually looked much better than in the movies in his previous life. Why was it that at the critical moment, his IQ was always not online and he was always courting death?

"Nonsense." Ninth Uncle frowned and glared at Wen Cai.

A few workers walked over and asked Ninth Uncle,""Ninth Uncle, we're done paying our respects. Can we start digging?”

"That's enough." Ninth Uncle replied.

"Time to start work."

"Qiusheng, why don't you tell me what a funeral is?”Ninth Uncle asked.

"Master, is the burial done vertically?”

As if to verify Qiu Sheng's words, Ren Fa nodded,""Little brother is right. Back then, the feng shui master said that if the ancestors are buried vertically, the descendants will definitely be great.”

Ninth Uncle asked with a strange expression,""Isn't that great?"

Ren Fa shook his head." In the past 20 years, our Ren family's business has been getting worse and worse.”

"Does that Feng Shui master have a grudge against the Ren family?”Ninth Uncle probably knew what was going on and verified it.

"Do you have a grudge?" Ren Fa frowned. Then he remembered,"I heard my father say that this acupoint belonged to a Feng Shui master. He heard that the acupoint was not bad, so he bought it at a high price."”

Ninth Uncle frowned. No coercion?"

Ren Fa smiled awkwardly.

"I think it's coercion." Ninth Uncle snorted seriously.”

Qiu Sheng watched as Ninth Uncle and Ren Fa discussed the tomb. Knowing the plot, he did not participate but walked towards Ren Tingting.

"Miss, we meet again."

"Are you Ninth Uncle's disciple? Then why are you selling makeup?" Ren Tingting looked at Qiu Sheng in confusion.

"That was opened by my aunt. My parents died when I was young, and it was my aunt who raised me. When there's nothing going on in the mortuary, I'll help my aunt look after the shop.”

Ren Tingting was about to speak when Ninth Uncle's voice suddenly became louder. They walked over to take a look.

"Otherwise, he wouldn't have done this to you and even covered the top of the coffin with cement.”

"Then what should we do?" Ren Fa looked at Ninth Uncle in confusion.

"It should be snowflakes covering the top and dragonflies skimming the water. If the coffin head can't touch the water, how can it touch the water? He still had a conscience. He told you to move your coffin and bury it twenty years later. He would harm you for half your life, not for your entire life, for one generation, and not for eighteen generations.”

"I saw it."

Everyone gathered around. After the coffin was pulled up, Ninth Uncle tidied up his clothes and said,"Let go of the rope and take out the nail. Everyone, today is the day Ren Gongwei and Yong see the light of day again. All those who are 36, 22, 35, and 48 years old and are born in the year of chicken or ox, turn around and leave.”

After everyone turned around and left for a while. Ninth Uncle continued," We're done. Everyone, tidy up your clothes and get ready to open the coffin.”

Just as he was about to open it, the crows on the tree beside him seemed to have been frightened and flew away. A group of bats followed the crow.

Qiu Sheng whispered into Ninth Uncle's ear,""Master, something is wrong."

Ninth Uncle turned his head and looked at Qin Ren. He nodded and went forward to check the body.

Ren Fa pulled Ren Tingting to kneel down after the coffin was opened. At this time, he saw Ninth Uncle coming over to check and asked him," Ninth Uncle, can this acupoint still be used?"”

"A dragonfly skimming the surface of the water, little by little. It definitely won't touch the same place. This acupuncture point can't be used anymore.”Ninth Uncle shook his head.

"Then what should we do?" Ren Fa asked anxiously.

"I suggest we cremate him on the spot." Ninth Uncle, who knew that this matter was not simple, suggested decisively.

"No! My father was most afraid of fire when he was alive. I can't do this.”Ren Fa was excited when Ninth Uncle suggested cremation. Before Ninth Uncle could finish speaking, he was interrupted.

"Old Master Ren, it will be very troublesome if we don't cremate it.”Ninth Uncle saw Ren Fa's refusal and continued to persuade him.

" Anything is fine, but not cremation." Ren Fa still insisted.

Qiu Sheng's attention was completely focused on the bat that had just flown away. In the original novel, Old Master Ren was only tricked by a feng shui master. Now, it seemed that things were far from that simple.

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