China. In the capital.
"Ding, ding, ding!" "Ding!"
The phone in the leader's office rang urgently.
It was a red top secret phone.
Hearing the ringtone, the leader hurriedly put down all the work at hand and picked up the phone.
"What is it? What did you say?"
The leader was shocked and immediately ordered,"Investigate, investigate immediately. We must find out where those emails went!”
"Yes, sir!"
Following this order, the cyber-police in all regions of China immediately took action, intending to search the entire Chinese network and track down the whereabouts of those mysterious emails.
At that moment, no one knew where those emails had gone. He didn't even know the specific contents of those emails.
That was the most awesome one in the history of the ten letters
…
Half an hour later. 9 AM.
The headquarters of one of China's top ten technology companies, the world's top mobile phone manufacturing company, Huawei Technologies Co., Ltd.
The staff of each department began to go to work. At
this time, Director Li of the Human Resources Management Department came to his office and sat down.
In the past few years, Huawei had risen strongly. Not only did it occupy the largest share of the Chinese mobile phone market, but it also actively expanded its overseas business.
The bigger the company, the more talents it needed.
Therefore, in the past two years, the Human Resources Department had been releasing recruitment notices every two or three days, hoping to attract outstanding talents to join.
As the head of the company's human resources department, Director Li's main job was to recruit talents.
"Well, let me see how much work I have to do today!”
Director Li poured himself a cup of coffee, then turned on his computer and checked his work email.
He quickly opened his email and saw a dense pile of emails. There were more than 30 of them.
There were work reports from subordinates, business inquiries from departments of the same level...
and the first one on the list was actually: Cover letter!
Director Li was stunned when he saw it.
Who sent me an external resume? Had he gone through the preliminary inspection of the personnel assessment officer?
With curiosity, Director Li opened the email.
The content of the email was as follows
:
[Name: I Love Watermelon]
[Genre: Male!]
Age: Secret!
[Education: Not graduated from junior high school!]
[Personal abilities and experience:
Both Chinese and English. Familiar with all electronic network technology. Able to create: Fuel-air explosives, atomic bombs, hydrogen bombs, three-phase bombs, neutron bombs, Dongfeng full series of cruise missiles, understanding the working principle of aircraft carriers of various countries, knowing the flight routes of all space satellites...
He was awarded the 2006 "Time Magazine's Person of the Year" award
, and in 2008, he was awarded the special award of the organizing committee of CCTV's "Touching China."
I'm giving up all honor and returning to work.
[Personal hobbies and personality:
I like to eat watermelons and feel that I'm cute every day!]
Reason for applying for job:
Hope to find a "legitimate" job and earn money to support a girlfriend!
"
Pfft!"
Seeing this resume, Director Li spat out the coffee he had just drunk, spraying the computer in front of him.
F * ck, which idiot wrote this resume?
I'm dying of laughter. I can't hold it in anymore!
"Haha! Haha!"
Director Li couldn't help but burst into laughter.
Outside the office, the employees were confused when they saw the director laughing through the glass.
What was going on? Why was Director Li in such a good mood today?
A beautiful woman stood up from her seat and boldly pushed open the door of Director Li's office.""Director, why are you so happy?”
Director Li's laughter stopped when he heard the voice.
He frowned and shouted,"Who let you in? Get out!"
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry!"
The female employee apologized profusely and then closed the door…inside the
office.
After laughing, Director Li clicked the mouse and dragged the funny resume into the recycling bin.
I wonder which idiot sent this to play with me? If I find out later, I'll scold him to death.
After complaining, Director Li resumed his normal work for the day.
At this moment, Director Li had no idea what he had missed. He didn't even know who sent this special email.
By the time he found out, it was already too late, completely too late.
That night, Director Li drank 10 bottles of wine and passed out in his own house. He kept repeating the words, Regret, regret!
…At
the same time. China. In Shen Zhen. Penguin Corporation headquarters.
President Ma, the CEO, and the other higher-ups did not come to work today. They all went to pull strings and pull connections.
Only the middle management of the various departments maintained the normal operation of the group.
Among them, the recruitment director of the Ministry of Personnel, Mr. Wang An.
It couldn't be helped. The hiring director was a tough job. Hiring the right person was part of the job, but if he hired the wrong person, he had to take responsibility.
"Sigh, let's start working!"
Director Wang sighed and sat down in his seat to start working.
Just like Director Li of Huawei, the first thing Wang An did when he got to work was to turn on his computer, log into his email, and check his work email for the day
…Why did you send it to me?"
Wang An opened the email at the top of the list in confusion.
"Puff!"
Wang An spat out the good tea that he had just drunk.
F * ck, which idiot sent this resume?
Only junior high school?
He even said that he knew how to make atomic bombs, hydrogen bombs, neutron bombs, and the entire series of Dongfeng missiles…
Oh my god!
If you're so awesome, why don't you go up to the sky? Why didn't he go and stand shoulder to shoulder with the sun?
If you're so awesome, why didn't you go into the water? Why don't you go and talk to the bastard?
This was too funny!
And…
and this 2006 Time Magazine Man of the Year; The 2008 Special Award of the Organizing Committee for Touching China.
Are you trying to brag to the heavens?
Haha, I'm dying of laughter!
His stomach hurt from laughing!
Director Wang An hugged his stomach and sat in his seat, laughing out loud.
At this moment.
The female assistant pushed the door open and walked in with a stack of documents.
"Yo, Director, what's up with you smiling so happily?”
"Kexin, quickly take a look at this resume. It's too funny. I'm dying of laughter!"
The female assistant put down the documents and ran over…
"Haha! Haha!" The
beautiful female assistant also laughed along, shaking her head.
Right at this moment!
Director Wang An, who was laughing loudly, suddenly stopped laughing and his expression became solemn.
"Wait! Kexin, help me check immediately: Who was the person of the hour in Time Magazine in 2006? Also, who was the winner of 2008's Touching China?”
When she heard that it was a serious matter, the female assistant immediately agreed."Alright, Director!"
With that, the female assistant immediately ran out of the office. In less than three minutes, she ran back.
"Director, I found out that the winner of the 2006 Time Magazine Award is: Netizens all over the world: The winner of 2008 'Touching China' is: All Chinese."
[What?]
Director Wang An suddenly stood up with a surprised expression.
He wasn't lying?
The sender of this "funny" resume was not lying!
Then, didn't this mean: The rest of the content in the resume was also "possibly" true.
Oh my god, the sender of this resume actually said that he could manufacture atomic bombs, hydrogen bombs, neutron bombs, and the entire series of Dongfeng missiles…At
this moment, Director Wang An felt the seriousness of the matter.
At this moment, Director Wang An sat down again and began to read this seemingly "funny" but extremely shocking resume word by word.
At
this moment, no one knew what would happen next. He did not know what this email would bring to Penguin Corporation.
It was a world-shaking event that was about to happen!
(Moon Dance: No air conditioner. I can't afford an air conditioner in this lifetime. I can only feel a little warmth by hiding under the blanket.)）
(I'm also asking for a wave of daily updates. My friends, please have a good heart and give me a new update.)）
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