Baby and Zhao Liying also heard Zhang Shan's words. Their faces turned red.
He washed his wounds with urine.
Wasn't this too f * cking embarrassing?
" Well, Livingstone, this is my emergency plan. It's not a prank. I can even guarantee that this is the best way to save our resources."”Zhang Shan said sincerely.
Zhao Liying raised her watery eyes and looked at Zhang Shan. Then, she bit her lower lip and nodded heavily. "Yes, Zhang Shan, I will listen to you. I believe you!”
"Alright then. Liying, your injury is more important, so we won't bother with those red tape. Remember, survival is more important than anything else.”Zhang Shan quickly said," How about this, Liying, close your eyes and turn around.”
"What? You're here--this, this, this is too dirty!”The baby couldn't stand it anymore and shouted.
"Baby is fine. I believe in Zhang Shan.”Zhao Liying said firmly.
"Oh, actually, I believe him too." The baby pouted." Then I'll leave."”
With that, the baby was about to leave.
" Wait," Zhang Shan quickly said." Baby, don't walk around. In the bushes, there might be a snake or a bug. Just stand where you are and don't move. Don't stay far away from me. Just close your eyes and don't look."”
Although she felt a little awkward, when she heard Zhang Shan mention pythons and poisonous insects, the baby did not dare to walk around. She subconsciously rolled her eyes at Zhang Shan, then covered her eyes with both hands. She even turned her back to Zhang Shan.
"Don't be nervous, Livingstone.”Zhang Shan said.
In fact, deep disinfection of urine was indeed widely used in wilderness first aid. Zhang Shan's actions were definitely not indecent. In a dangerous situation, lacking water and food, he could not have such dirty thoughts.
Zhao Liying looked at Zhang Shan's clear eyes and suddenly realized that he was quite handsome. She bent down and squatted down.
Zhao Liying closed her eyes and turned her head away.
Zhang Shan began to undo his belt.
At this moment, the bullet comments in the live broadcast room went crazy.
"Shameless bastard! He was taking off his pants! He had to report it! This is ridiculous!"
"Loser Zhang Shan, taking off your pants in front of the two goddesses, Baby and Liying! It's definitely going to be tomorrow's headline news!"
"It's over. Wang Feng won't be able to grab the headlines again.”
"As a loser, Brother Shan, from today onwards, I'm your hardcore fan.”
"Nothing to say. I've already reported it. I'm waiting for the live broadcast room to be blocked.”
"Brother Shan exposed his lower body in public and will be detained. What awaits him will be endless jail time. He would spend the rest of his life repenting in prison.”
"No matter what, Brother Shan is really famous this time.”
Zhang Shan added a few layers of mosaic to the image before walking forward.
At this moment, even he felt that it was very funny.
Before this, Zhang Shan would only appear in front of his goddess in his dreams. He had never thought that such dreams would come true!
'F * ck! I can't let my imagination run wild! I'm f * cking saving someone!
Zhang Shan bit the tip of his tongue and forcefully dispelled his thoughts. Then-
He peed on Zhao Liying's wound.
Of course, some of it splashed onto Zhao Liying and the baby's clothes.
The two goddesses were embarrassed and almost cried together.
Zhang Shan quickly put on his pants and smiled awkwardly. "Alright, alright, that's enough."
After a few seconds, the baby and Zhao Liying opened their eyes.
Now, Zhao Liying had her head lowered. Her ears were red. She did not even dare to look at Zhang Shan.
However, Zhao Liying's swollen arm shrank a little after she took a piss.
Zhang Shan touched Zhao Liying's forehead and nodded in satisfaction. "This round of emergency treatment is considered perfect. At least the fever has subsided.”
"Then let's continue moving forward." Zhao Liying mumbled. "Well, Zhang Shan, although, although it's a little inelegant, I really feel much better. Thank you.”
"Yes, you're welcome." Zhang Shan felt like he had gotten a bargain and was still trying to act good. At this moment, Zhang Shan's ears twitched a few times, and his nose sniffed the air sharply. He frowned and gritted his teeth. "Let's go. We can't take that Golden Python anymore.”
"Ah?" The baby was shocked. "Isn't that our dinner? Hmm…To be honest, I still feel very hungry.”
Abandon the corpse of the Golden Python that weighed dozens of kilograms?
Towards Zhang Shan's decision, the audience in the live broadcast room showed great doubts. For a moment, all kinds of question marks filled the screen.
Zhang Shan explained. "In fact, dragging a fresh animal carcass in the wilderness is very risky because other wild beasts have a very sensitive sense of smell. Now, I can be sure that there are many wild beasts nearby who have their eyes on this Golden Python carcass. If we don't give up and continue to drag, we might be attacked by giant bears, leopards, wild boars, and even lions and tigers. Although I can't deny that I'm awesome, I'm still a little short of fighting a bear, tiger, or lion.”
As soon as he finished speaking, the faint cries of unknown birds and beasts came from the nearby forest. However, as far as the eye could see, other than the trees that blotted out the sun, there was nothing else. This scene undoubtedly added to the terrifying atmosphere.
Zhang Shan closed his eyes slightly and muttered," Ladies and gentlemen, perhaps you won't feel anything special, but I can tell you that I really feel it. On the branches, in the grass, in the forest, there are unfriendly gazes everywhere. All kinds of hidden animals are peeping at us with frightened, suspicious, bloodthirsty, and greedy gazes.”
"Ah! Don't say anymore! Baby can't take it anymore!"
"This is too terrifying! Brother Shan, I can feel everything you're saying!”
"Brother Shan, you're very suitable to go to the radio station to tell supernatural stories.”
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