As Zhang Shan spoke, he took out a pile of pig poop from his pocket." Now, I'm going to make a bird trap. It's a very simple bird trap. Everyone, please take a look. This is the pig shit I prepared earlier. I said it would be very useful. Here, I want to tell everyone that the feces of both animals and humans can be used as fishing bait and bird bait. To put it bluntly, ordinary fish and birds eat feces.”
"Everyone, please take a look. I'll first dig out a pile of pig feces. Then, this is a stone about the size of a peanut. This stone was specially chosen. Everyone, take a look. The corners of this stone are very sharp.”
Zhang Shan fiddled with the pig poop and sharp rocks, talking non-stop. "Now, I'm like a dumpling, with pig shit as the skin and sharp stones as the filling. Alright, I wrapped the sharp stone in a small pile of pig shit. The skin is very thin.”
"This is the simplest bird trap.”Zhang Shan smiled mysteriously. "Everyone, please be quiet and pay attention. Now is the time to witness a miracle. I hope that after the miracle happens, the audience can give me a certain amount of tips. Fish balls, shark fins, and so on, give me more.”
" Now, I'm going to throw this bait into the flock of birds. When the birds swallow this pile of pig shit, the sharp stone inside will instantly get stuck in their throats-"
Just as he finished speaking!
Whoosh ~~~~
Zhang Shan threw the bait in his hand straight at the flock of birds!
The aura emitted by the pig poop actually really made the birds flock like ducks!
This time, not only did the birds not scatter like before, but they also began to fight for it!
In the end, a sea cormorant caught the pig shit bait in its mouth!
It flapped its wings and soared into the air. With a smack, it swallowed the bait.
Shockingly!
The sea cormorant let out a mournful cry, and its body convulsed violently in the sky. Then, it lost its balance and fell straight down!
Bang!
He fell heavily to the ground, half dead!
Zhang Shan ran over in a few steps and lifted the sea cormorant. The camera gave a close-up. Zhang Shan pointed at the sea cormorant's Adam's apple. "Everyone, please take a look. The sharp stone wrapped in the pig feces is stuck in this guy's throat, choking it. The sharp edges have even cut its tender throat. This sea cormorant was about 70 centimeters long, and its feathers were black and shiny. They mainly ate fish and prawns, but also a small amount of seaweed, etc. Although the meat of the sea cormorant might not be fresh and delicious, it was rich in salt and calories. Not only could it replenish calories, but it could also fill our stomachs. It was much better than eating insects, wasn't it?”
"How is it? Did everyone see it clearly? Is it easy to catch birds?" Zhang Shan smiled. "I hope everyone can learn some survival skills through this live broadcast. My name is Zhang Shan, and I'm not trying to act cool.”
After saying that, the live broadcast room set off a small wave of excitement. All kinds of bullet screen messages and tips were sent directly.
"Brother Shan, 6666666!"
"I'm convinced this time."
"So pig shit is used to catch birds.”
"A pile of shit, a rock, a person, laughing on a deserted island. Brother Shan, please f * ck me again.”
"Brother Shan, I'm 33 years old and still a virgin. I want to date you.”
"The person above expressed the fact that he was ugly in a very tactful way.”
"I miss you every day. Give Zhang Shan 10000 fishballs x 20."
" The professional window-smashing shop gifted Zhang Shan 500 shark's fins x 66 "
" I am Brother Zhao, giving Zhang Shan 520 fishballs x 520."
Zhang Shan took a look. Up until now, the popularity of his live stream had already reached 280,000. The rewards for various props had been distributed to him, and the amount had already reached more than 80,000 yuan.
More than 80,000 RMB.
" F * ck, it's only been a few hours and I've earned close to 100,000 yuan? Wasn't this too invincible? After this live broadcast, wouldn't it be a problem for me to buy a house and a car? Kaka, after this, I'll buy a car with a dung cross logo to show off.'
Zhang Shan muttered in a loser's mind. At this moment, a tycoon directly gave him 10 rockets. This was another few thousand yuan!
" F * ck, hurry up and kill a wave of birds to calm down.'
Zhang Shan immediately set up a few more pig shit traps and caught a gull, two petrels, and a macaw.
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