"Hahahahaha! I'm dying of laughter!"
"Did you guys hear that? Quan Zhixian's laughter is so magical! She has a low laughing point, but I'm not high either!”
"This episode's big shot, Cui Binghao's leg, I'm dying of laughter! Aiyo!"
"He's back again. This sprained leg can say so much. I'm also convinced. Mu Qing oppa is too talented!”
"He looks so handsome when he smiles! My heart is beating so fast!"
“……”
The audience burst into laughter. Mu Qing waved his hand to silence the audience. He smiled and said,"Li Jingxian has won many awards. Because many of his awards are amazing, many people call him the Light of Goryeo. However, although this award of yours is very rare, isn't the word 'Glory of Goryeo' a little too heavy? I've always thought that only those famous doctors who practice medicine can be given this title. What do you think you know? You can't even treat my uncle?”
" Hahahahaha!!!"
The audience laughed again. Many smart people had already sensed that Mu Qing was going to ridicule him again. As expected, Mu Qing's next retort confirmed their guess.
"Ah! What else can you do other than make the two kings disappear? My uncle got cerebral hemorrhage because he couldn't catch the two kings.”
"Hahahahaha!"
"Aiyo! My stomach hurts!"
"Hahaha…I'm laughing so hard that my abs are showing!”
“……”、
This joke was too funny. The entire venue burst into laughter. Li Jingxian laughed until he was moaning. The other celebrity guests were not any better. Mu Qing also laughed and deliberately slapped herself lightly."What the hell am I talking about? Alright, everyone knows that Li Jingxian's magic is great, but he never performs magic at home. Why? Because this is a magician's psychological defense. It's very dangerous. I fully understand.
For example, one day, Li Jingxian performed magic for his son: Son, daddy will show you a magic trick that can transform a living person. Then, with a whoosh, her mother disappeared. The son asked,"Daddy, where did Mommy go?" Li Jingxian said,"Open the cabinet and take a look. There's a person inside." Ah! His son went over to open the cabinet. There were two living people inside!”
After saying that, Mu Qing raised two fingers and looked up at the sky at a 45-degree angle, leaving everyone with a handsome and innocent side profile.
" Eeeee!!!"
" Hahahahaha!!!"
Mu Qing's joke had a deeper meaning. When they thought of Li Jingxian's wife's past record, everyone in the venue screamed. The other celebrities stared at Li Jingxian, who did not know whether to laugh or cry, and laughed until they trembled. They felt that this guy was green.
After five seconds, Mu Qing lowered his head under the applause of countless people and said with a smile,"It's amazing, isn't it? Next was the moment to witness the breakdown of the family!”
" Dirty, dirty, dirty!!!"
" Eeeee!!!"
Everyone stared at the green Li Jingxian and cried out in a strange manner. Mu Qing quickly apologized,"You're wrong, you're wrong. Li Jingxian and his wife are very loving. Let me clarify. This is a pure joke.”
" Dirty, dirty, dirty!!!"
Mu Qing had clarified. The audience wasn't stupid. They all cried out in surprise. As for the girls in the front row, their faces were red with laughter. They felt that Mu Qing, this bad guy, was both bad and cute. He could even expose others 'shortcomings in such a beautiful and refined manner!
He was so bad. Would he be so handsome when he was with her? Should he reject it? Or should I agree to it…A few girls thought so.
" Amazing, amazing!!!"
Lin Yun 'er, who would be the guest of ridicule for the next episode, was looking forward to it. The script for this episode had already been decided. If Mu Qing helped write the script for the next episode, would she be as outstanding as Mu Qing?
As the number one online host, even though she was only the number one in a small place like Han Country, Lin Yun 'er still had good taste. She seemed to have already seen a rising star in the hosting world!
The audience didn't believe him, and Mu Qing had no choice but to change the topic.""Actually, performing magic is very difficult, and the audience is the hardest. There was once when Lee Jingxian performed a magic trick to dismantle a time bomb. He didn't rehearse it and let the audience participate directly.
The audience wasn't afraid when they heard that. They thought, Li Jingxian, you're a poker player. Bomb magic is nothing more than four twos!”
"The four twos are indeed bombs, but not that bomb! Awesome, my oppa!"
" Hahahahaha!!!"
"Pfft! Bomb magic is four twoes. Do you think you're really playing poker? Did you call the international plum an earth qi plum?”
“666666……”
" Four twos are king bombs. Bomb 22222 "
“……”
This joke caused the scene to boil for a while before it quieted down slightly. Mu Qing then continued to perform,"When I went to take a look, I found out that it was a real time bomb. The follow-up reports said that the magic trick succeeded and the time bomb was defused. I don't believe it. It must have successfully detonated the bomb. Otherwise, you can't explain how Zhang Yingjun got his hairstyle.”
" Hahahahaha!!!"
Pointing at the comedic Zhang Yingjun with an afro hairstyle, Mu Qing said,""I met Teacher Zhang Yingjun in the dressing room today. I saw that he was very happy.| I said,"Hey!" Hello, Mr. Choe Byung Ho. I like you very much.”
With that, Mu Qing pointed at Zhang Yingjun and said,""He was furious after I said that. He pointed at himself and said, Zhang Yingjun, Zhang Yingjun…The cameraman beside him was furious. Forget it! With your character, no matter how you take a photo, it's hard to be handsome!”
“6666666”
"Hahahahahaha!"
"Aiyo! I'm dying of laughter! Too talented!"
The audience, who had never been hit by the dense laughter, laughed so hard that they could not hold back their laughter. The ridiculing guests all stood up and applauded. Although they were not done ridiculing, Mu Qing's ridiculing was indeed classic and worthy of their praise!
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