Under What Condition Is One Plus One Equal to Three?
In the middle of the stage, Liu Xun smiled and said,""Did you walk with a limp last year?"
Li Daoming nodded his head and said,"I'm crippled."”
Liu Xun and said: stomp your feet to the ground, do you feel numb?”
Li Daoming nodded again and said,""I'm numb."
"Why?" asked Liu Xun.”
Li Daoming's face flashed with an expression as if he had seen through everything. He said excitedly,
"You're bluffing. This time, you don't have to bluff me. I'll walk two steps by myself. Don't you like to look at cripples? I'll walk two steps for you, walk two steps, walk two steps, okay? But I'm fine now. I can jog, and I can step up. Hey, I'll give you a big jump ~~~ Hey, I'll flip for you, okay?”
Speaking of excitement, he even deliberately took two steps and jumped twice to show that there was nothing wrong with his legs. He was fooled by Liu Xun.
Suddenly, Liu Xun shouted,""Stop! See, not only is his head not good, but he also has mental problems. Friend, can you accept the test?”
Li Daoming waved his hand and said indifferently,"No problem. How do I test it?"
Liu Xun smiled and said,"Is your brain muddled now if you don't speak loudly?"”
Li Daoming immediately denied it and said,"I'm awake!"
"How's your breathing?" Liu Xun continued to ask.”
Li Daoming's expression was dull as he said,""No problem."
Seeing this, Liu Xun said leisurely,""Then can you shout?"
Li Daoming nodded and shouted,"Alright, how about this? I'll cooperate with you. I'll cooperate with you completely. My goal is to expose you!"”
Liu Xun chuckled and said,"Alright, take a deep breath."”
Li Daoming was not afraid at all and shouted,"Come!"
Beside them, Yang Mi stood near the two of them and watched quietly.
Liu Xun commanded."Inhale as much Qi as you can. Howle and shout!”
Li Daoming opened his mouth,"Ahhh!"
Liu Xun continued,"Don't breathe. Don't breathe if you can. Stop!" Are you confused?"
Li Daoming could no longer stand steadily. His legs were staggering and he almost fell. However, he still held on and said,
"I'm not confused!"
Liu Xun smiled playfully and said,""Not confused? Stop right there."
At this moment, Yang Mi quickly pulled Liu Xun aside and asked curiously,""Why is he confused?"
Liu Xun looked at her, then looked down at the stands and explained,""He's out of oxygen. He's shouting like that. With his physique, even someone like you will fall.”
Suffering from lack of oxygen? When this explanation came out, everyone smiled knowingly.
As expected, it was the second episode of "Selling Crutches". This rhythm was exactly the same as the previous episode.
However, as he continued to perform, he revealed a new joke and a new joke, making people feel that it was novel and interesting.
Obviously, this time's work was also very good. At least for now, compared to "Selling Crutches," it was not inferior at all.
On the stage, Liu Xun revealed a teasing expression and said,""If you're not confused, what are you grabbing for?”
Li Daoming held his forehead and said stiffly,"I'm a little seeing stars..."
Liu Xun continued to bluff and said,"You're playing with stars. Your brain is obviously low in intelligence now.”
When Li Daoming heard that, he was immediately unhappy and said,"Don't do that. Just my brain cells alone are about two pounds more than yours!”
Liu Xun glanced at him and said,""How about this? I'll give you a test. I won't take the equipment. I'll take my wife and set the questions for you.”
Li Daoming smiled and said,""I won't refuse anyone."
"Answer whatever my wife says," said Liu Xun.”
Li Daoming expressed his understanding and said,"It's just learning how to speak."
At this moment, Yang Mi followed her husband's words and said,""Are you ready?"
"Alright." Li Daoming nodded.”
Suddenly, Liu Xun shouted,""Wrong. My wife said 'are you readyed'. You said' are you ready'. This is called learning.”
Li Daoming was stunned for a moment before he reacted and said,"Ah, alright, alright, I understand."
Yang Mi continued,"Are you ready?"”
Li Daoming quickly took over and said,""Are you ready?"
However, the next moment, Yang Mi said,""The old man is wrong again."
In an instant, Li Daoming was stunned and defended himself,"No, I haven't."
The sentence just now was a total of five words. It was clearly what Yang Mi said, and he followed it. What was wrong?
At this moment, Liu Xun shouted,""Wrong, she said 'the old man is wrong again', you have to say' the old man is wrong again'.”
After a moment, Li Daoming finally reacted and shouted in dissatisfaction,"What are you trying to do? If you want to do something, do something to the intelligence test.”
Liu Xun looked at him with a faint smile and said,""Like this? Alright, I'll give you a brain teaser that a three-year-old child can answer.”
Li Daoming waved his hand and said generously,"Don't mess with a three-year-old child. If you have the ability, you can mess with a four-year-old.”
"Can a four-year-old like you do it?" Liu Xun asked suspiciously.”
Li Daoming patted his chest and said,""I don't even care if I'm five years old."
At this moment, Liu Xun turned to look at his wife and mocked,""Look, he's only at this age. Why should we be afraid of him?”
Then, he asked,""Please listen to the question. Under what circumstances is one plus one equal to three?”
When this question came out, not only was Li Daoming in the skit stunned, but even the audience and netizens in the live broadcast room were also stunned.
Under what circumstances would one plus one be equal to three? F * ck, under no circumstances could it be equal to three!
There had never been a joke like the one in his previous life in this world. If it were the friends of Duan Ling Tian in his previous life, they would probably be able to give ten thousand answers!
Hence, everyone's curiosity was piqued. They wanted to know the answer to this question. Under What Condition Is One Plus One Equal to Three?
In the middle of the stage, Liu Xun smiled and said,""Did you walk with a limp last year?"
Li Daoming nodded his head and said,"I'm crippled."”
Liu Xun and said: stomp your feet to the ground, do you feel numb?”
Li Daoming nodded again and said,""I'm numb."
"Why?" asked Liu Xun.”
Li Daoming's face flashed with an expression as if he had seen through everything. He said excitedly,
"You're bluffing. This time, you don't have to bluff me. I'll walk two steps by myself. Don't you like to look at cripples? I'll walk two steps for you, walk two steps, walk two steps, okay? But I'm fine now. I can jog, and I can step up. Hey, I'll give you a big jump ~~~ Hey, I'll flip for you, okay?”
Speaking of excitement, he even deliberately took two steps and jumped twice to show that there was nothing wrong with his legs. He was fooled by Liu Xun.
Suddenly, Liu Xun shouted,""Stop! See, not only is his head not good, but he also has mental problems. Friend, can you accept the test?”
Li Daoming waved his hand and said indifferently,"No problem. How do I test it?"
Liu Xun smiled and said,"Is your brain muddled now if you don't speak loudly?"”
Li Daoming immediately denied it and said,"I'm awake!"
"How's your breathing?" Liu Xun continued to ask.”
Li Daoming's expression was dull as he said,""No problem."
Seeing this, Liu Xun said leisurely,""Then can you shout?"
Li Daoming nodded and shouted,"Alright, how about this? I'll cooperate with you. I'll cooperate with you completely. My goal is to expose you!"”
Liu Xun chuckled and said,"Alright, take a deep breath."”
Li Daoming was not afraid at all and shouted,"Come!"
Beside them, Yang Mi stood near the two of them and watched quietly.
Liu Xun commanded."Inhale as much Qi as you can. Howle and shout!”
Li Daoming opened his mouth,"Ahhh!"
Liu Xun continued,"Don't breathe. Don't breathe if you can. Stop!" Are you confused?"
Li Daoming could no longer stand steadily. His legs were staggering and he almost fell. However, he still held on and said,
"I'm not confused!"
Liu Xun smiled playfully and said,""Not confused? Stop right there."
At this moment, Yang Mi quickly pulled Liu Xun aside and asked curiously,""Why is he confused?"
Liu Xun looked at her, then looked down at the stands and explained,""He's out of oxygen. He's shouting like that. With his physique, even someone like you will fall.”
Suffering from lack of oxygen? When this explanation came out, everyone smiled knowingly.
As expected, it was the second episode of "Selling Crutches". This rhythm was exactly the same as the previous episode.
However, as he continued to perform, he revealed a new joke and a new joke, making people feel that it was novel and interesting.
Obviously, this time's work was also very good. At least for now, compared to "Selling Crutches," it was not inferior at all.
On the stage, Liu Xun revealed a teasing expression and said,""If you're not confused, what are you grabbing for?”
Li Daoming held his forehead and said stiffly,"I'm a little seeing stars..."
Liu Xun continued to bluff and said,"You're playing with stars. Your brain is obviously low in intelligence now.”
When Li Daoming heard that, he was immediately unhappy and said,"Don't do that. Just my brain cells alone are about two pounds more than yours!”
Liu Xun glanced at him and said,""How about this? I'll give you a test. I won't take the equipment. I'll take my wife and set the questions for you.”
Li Daoming smiled and said,""I won't refuse anyone."
"Answer whatever my wife says," said Liu Xun.”
Li Daoming expressed his understanding and said,"It's just learning how to speak."
At this moment, Yang Mi followed her husband's words and said,""Are you ready?"
"Alright." Li Daoming nodded.”
Suddenly, Liu Xun shouted,""Wrong. My wife said 'are you readyed'. You said' are you ready'. This is called learning.”
Li Daoming was stunned for a moment before he reacted and said,"Ah, alright, alright, I understand."
Yang Mi continued,"Are you ready?"”
Li Daoming quickly took over and said,""Are you ready?"
However, the next moment, Yang Mi said,""The old man is wrong again."
In an instant, Li Daoming was stunned and defended himself,"No, I haven't."
The sentence just now was a total of five words. It was clearly what Yang Mi said, and he followed it. What was wrong?
At this moment, Liu Xun shouted,""Wrong, she said 'the old man is wrong again', you have to say' the old man is wrong again'.”
After a moment, Li Daoming finally reacted and shouted in dissatisfaction,"What are you trying to do? If you want to do something, do something to the intelligence test.”
Liu Xun looked at him with a faint smile and said,""Like this? Alright, I'll give you a brain teaser that a three-year-old child can answer.”
Li Daoming waved his hand and said generously,"Don't mess with a three-year-old child. If you have the ability, you can mess with a four-year-old.”
"Can a four-year-old like you do it?" Liu Xun asked suspiciously.”
Li Daoming patted his chest and said,""I don't even care if I'm five years old."
At this moment, Liu Xun turned to look at his wife and mocked,""Look, he's only at this age. Why should we be afraid of him?”
Then, he asked,""Please listen to the question. Under what circumstances is one plus one equal to three?”
When this question came out, not only was Li Daoming in the skit stunned, but even the audience and netizens in the live broadcast room were also stunned.
Under what circumstances would one plus one be equal to three? F * ck, under no circumstances could it be equal to three!
There had never been a joke like the one in his previous life in this world. If it were the friends of Duan Ling Tian in his previous life, they would probably be able to give ten thousand answers!
Hence, everyone's curiosity was piqued. They wanted to know the answer to this question. Under What Condition Is One Plus One Equal to Three?
In the middle of the stage, Liu Xun smiled and said,""Did you walk with a limp last year?"
Li Daoming nodded his head and said,"I'm crippled."”
Liu Xun and said: stomp your feet to the ground, do you feel numb?”
Li Daoming nodded again and said,""I'm numb."
"Why?" asked Liu Xun.”
Li Daoming's face flashed with an expression as if he had seen through everything. He said excitedly,
"You're bluffing. This time, you don't have to bluff me. I'll walk two steps by myself. Don't you like to look at cripples? I'll walk two steps for you, walk two steps, walk two steps, okay? But I'm fine now. I can jog, and I can step up. Hey, I'll give you a big jump ~~~ Hey, I'll flip for you, okay?”
Speaking of excitement, he even deliberately took two steps and jumped twice to show that there was nothing wrong with his legs. He was fooled by Liu Xun.
Suddenly, Liu Xun shouted,""Stop! See, not only is his head not good, but he also has mental problems. Friend, can you accept the test?”
Li Daoming waved his hand and said indifferently,"No problem. How do I test it?"
Liu Xun smiled and said,"Is your brain muddled now if you don't speak loudly?"”
Li Daoming immediately denied it and said,"I'm awake!"
"How's your breathing?" Liu Xun continued to ask.”
Li Daoming's expression was dull as he said,""No problem."
Seeing this, Liu Xun said leisurely,""Then can you shout?"
Li Daoming nodded and shouted,"Alright, how about this? I'll cooperate with you. I'll cooperate with you completely. My goal is to expose you!"”
Liu Xun chuckled and said,"Alright, take a deep breath."”
Li Daoming was not afraid at all and shouted,"Come!"
Beside them, Yang Mi stood near the two of them and watched quietly.
Liu Xun commanded."Inhale as much Qi as you can. Howle and shout!”
Li Daoming opened his mouth,"Ahhh!"
Liu Xun continued,"Don't breathe. Don't breathe if you can. Stop!" Are you confused?"
Li Daoming could no longer stand steadily. His legs were staggering and he almost fell. However, he still held on and said,
"I'm not confused!"
Liu Xun smiled playfully and said,""Not confused? Stop right there."
At this moment, Yang Mi quickly pulled Liu Xun aside and asked curiously,""Why is he confused?"
Liu Xun looked at her, then looked down at the stands and explained,""He's out of oxygen. He's shouting like that. With his physique, even someone like you will fall.”
Suffering from lack of oxygen? When this explanation came out, everyone smiled knowingly.
As expected, it was the second episode of "Selling Crutches". This rhythm was exactly the same as the previous episode.
However, as he continued to perform, he revealed a new joke and a new joke, making people feel that it was novel and interesting.
Obviously, this time's work was also very good. At least for now, compared to "Selling Crutches," it was not inferior at all.
On the stage, Liu Xun revealed a teasing expression and said,""If you're not confused, what are you grabbing for?”
Li Daoming held his forehead and said stiffly,"I'm a little seeing stars..."
Liu Xun continued to bluff and said,"You're playing with stars. Your brain is obviously low in intelligence now.”
When Li Daoming heard that, he was immediately unhappy and said,"Don't do that. Just my brain cells alone are about two pounds more than yours!”
Liu Xun glanced at him and said,""How about this? I'll give you a test. I won't take the equipment. I'll take my wife and set the questions for you.”
Li Daoming smiled and said,""I won't refuse anyone."
"Answer whatever my wife says," said Liu Xun.”
Li Daoming expressed his understanding and said,"It's just learning how to speak."
At this moment, Yang Mi followed her husband's words and said,""Are you ready?"
"Alright." Li Daoming nodded.”
Suddenly, Liu Xun shouted,""Wrong. My wife said 'are you readyed'. You said' are you ready'. This is called learning.”
Li Daoming was stunned for a moment before he reacted and said,"Ah, alright, alright, I understand."
Yang Mi continued,"Are you ready?"”
Li Daoming quickly took over and said,""Are you ready?"
However, the next moment, Yang Mi said,""The old man is wrong again."
In an instant, Li Daoming was stunned and defended himself,"No, I haven't."
The sentence just now was a total of five words. It was clearly what Yang Mi said, and he followed it. What was wrong?
At this moment, Liu Xun shouted,""Wrong, she said 'the old man is wrong again', you have to say' the old man is wrong again'.”
After a moment, Li Daoming finally reacted and shouted in dissatisfaction,"What are you trying to do? If you want to do something, do something to the intelligence test.”
Liu Xun looked at him with a faint smile and said,""Like this? Alright, I'll give you a brain teaser that a three-year-old child can answer.”
Li Daoming waved his hand and said generously,"Don't mess with a three-year-old child. If you have the ability, you can mess with a four-year-old.”
"Can a four-year-old like you do it?" Liu Xun asked suspiciously.”
Li Daoming patted his chest and said,""I don't even care if I'm five years old."
At this moment, Liu Xun turned to look at his wife and mocked,""Look, he's only at this age. Why should we be afraid of him?”
Then, he asked,""Please listen to the question. Under what circumstances is one plus one equal to three?”
When this question came out, not only was Li Daoming in the skit stunned, but even the audience and netizens in the live broadcast room were also stunned.
Under what circumstances would one plus one be equal to three? F * ck, under no circumstances could it be equal to three!
There had never been a joke like the one in his previous life in this world. If it were the friends of Duan Ling Tian in his previous life, they would probably be able to give ten thousand answers!
Hence, everyone's curiosity was piqued. They wanted to know the answer to this question.
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