On
the stage, Li Daoming had already completely doubted his life. His head was slapped by his big hand over and over again.
Then, he sat in the wheelchair and shouted,"Aiya, I'll come up again."
Liu Xun smiled slightly, and his expression became even more calm. He said as if he was fooling a fool,"One plus one under the circumstances of what..."
However, before he could finish, Li Daoming anxiously answered,"Ahhhh, right equals two, wrong equals three!”
He looked like a fool who was eager to prove his intelligence.
As a teacher who taught drama performances, Li Daoming also used his superb acting skills to act out the characters vividly and let the audience fall into it.
Liu Xun strode forward and held Li Daoming's hands. He said in an exaggerated tone,""Look at you, you can even answer two questions!”
Li Daoming was conflicted. He rubbed his head and muttered,"Aiya, this..."
Seeing that the time was almost right, Liu Xun said as if he was playing hard to get,"How about this? After you're cured, don't let your feet touch the ground when you go back. There's a way.”
When Li Daoming heard this, he immediately stopped him and said,"Don't, big brother, big brother!"
Yang Mi also urged from the side,"You go down, we have to go home!”
Li Daoming was anxious and his face was full of sincerity
. Although there is a problem with my IQ, I am not a fool. I believe in science. After listening to your scientific explanation, I understand that I will not be able to leave this thing for the rest of my life.”
At this point in the skit, Li Daoming was completely fooled. After selling crutches last time, he wanted to buy a wheelchair again.
Liu Xun also pushed the Great Hoodwinker's persona to the extreme. He pushed and said,
"Don't pay for it yet, brother. You're a biased person. When you go back, you won't do it again when others say something about you. To be honest, this wheelchair was modified from your bicycle last year.
"I knew that you would get this disease and wait for you here for half a year. If you want money, I'll tell you. You can give me a modification fee of 400 yuan. If you give me more, I won't be with you anymore. I won't sell you anything next time ~~~"
Li Daoming immediately nodded and took out his pocket."No problem, no problem, big brother. I'll give you 300 yuan.”
He fished around and found that he only had 300 yuan, so he was still scratching his ears and cheeks anxiously, afraid that Liu Xun would not sell the wheelchair to him because of Young Master Qian.
Yang Mi glanced at the money and whispered,""Then take it. It's quite a lot."
However, at this moment, a familiar scene appeared.
Liu Xun glanced at Li Daoming's right hand and said in a low voice,""Hmm? Did you bring your watch?"
Then, he shouted at the top of his voice,"What watch did you bring?"
When Li Daoming heard this, he glanced at Liu Xun and then at the watch on his hand. He hurriedly said,"Aiya, that, that."
Seeing that this was exactly the same as "Selling Crutches", the netizens instantly burst out laughing.
"D * mn, where have I seen this scene before?”
"That's right, haha, I'm going to lose this watch.”
"Eh? What bicycle? What bicycle?"
"Hahaha, I can't take it anymore. I'm really kneeling to Liu Xun. How can I be so funny?”
"This scammer is taking advantage of me to the end!”
"Shocking. A certain celebrity in the entertainment industry earns more than 300 yuan a day and a watch.”
"Upstairs, I don't even hold my dick when I go to the toilet.”
...........
Yang Mi felt wronged again."You're blaming me again! You blamed me last year, I didn't say I wanted a watch!”
However, Liu Xun continued to stare at her."I'm telling you, why are you like this?”
"I didn't say I wanted a watch!" Yang Mi argued loudly.”
Seeing that the two of them were about to quarrel, Li Daoming came over and dissuaded them like a good old man.
"Big brother, big brother, big brother, come here, big brother. I'm telling you, someone with my intelligence basically can't read watches in the future. Take it. Take it.”
As he spoke, he took off his watch and handed it to Liu Xun.
Liu Xun saw that he had succeeded in tricking the underling and took the watch. He smiled and said,""Go back and recuperate. You'll be fine in a year.”
At this moment, Yang Mi's image of a kind elder sister was once again displayed. She finally could not stand it anymore and complained to her husband,"You can't just let one person scam you?”
Then, she called out to Li Daoming,"Brother, don't go yet. If you believe me, hurry up and walk back. Give us the car. He's still trying to trick you!”
However, Li Daoming did not appreciate her kindness at all. History was always shockingly similar.
Li Daoming sat in the wheelchair and said angrily,""You're still trying to trick me! Why are you like this? I know I was rude to you last year, but you can't hold a grudge against a patient, right?”
He had already been completely fooled by Liu Xun. Did he really think that he was sick? How could he still listen to this?
Yang Mi saw that her kindness was not rewarded and was even treated as malicious revenge. She immediately said angrily,"I don't care about you anymore. This kind of person is pitiful to be deceived.”
At this time, Liu Xun concluded,""A pitiful person must have something hateful.”
As soon as he finished speaking, Li Daoming, who was pushing the wheelchair slowly away, shouted loudly,"Thank you!"
Liu Xun spread his hands and said to his wife,""Look, you're still thanking me! What are you looking at? Let's go home!"
As he spoke, he bent down and picked up the crutch that Li Daoming had left behind.
"Then why do you still want this thing?" Yang Mi asked curiously.”
"Go back and get a stretcher to sell him next year!" Liu Xun smiled.”
With some suspense, the skit officially came to an end!
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