"Let's introduce ourselves first," Sun Yizhou continued.”
"How?" Liu Xun asked curiously.”
"According to your family's habits." Sun Yizhou smiled.”
"Then I'll say it first." Yang Mi said.”
"Alright." Sun Yizhou nodded.
They were performing an interview-type program, which was originally meant to chat about daily life.
Yang Mi stood up from her seat and introduced in a nervous tone,""My name is Bai Yun."
Liu Xun also stood up and continued,""My name is Hei Tu."
"I'm seventy-one," Yang Mi said before she sat down.”
"I'm seventy-five," Liu Xun said.”
Yang Mi didn't stop and continued to speak quickly,""I'm a rooster."
Liu Xun followed her introduction and said,""I'm a tiger."
Yang Mi waved her hand and pointed to the right."This is my husband."
At this time, Liu Xun had already followed Yang Mi's rhythm and blurted out,""This is my mother."
"Puff!"
Everyone burst into laughter when they heard that. Before they could react, they heard the last sentence.
There were also many people laughing on the internet. Some people just happened to drink water, but they all spat it out.
"F * ck, it was clearly quite calm at the beginning, but this joke came so unexpectedly that I almost laughed out loud.”
"Me too. Mother? This is really funny."
"You guys are still alright. I just had dinner with my family when my wife spat a mouthful of vegetable soup on my face.”
"Haha, looks like Liu Xun's program is not bad!”
"Indeed. Although it's a little uncomfortable without Teacher Li, it should be worth a look.”
"It has just started. Everyone, wait patiently. Liu Xun won't disappoint us.”
"That's right. Actually, it's not that I can't watch it with just Mimi and Liu Xun.”
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At this moment, Liu Xun realized that he had said something wrong and corrected him awkwardly,""My wife."
Yang Mi smiled and said,"There's a difference in seniority."”
Sun Yizhou beckoned the two of them to sit down and said,"Please sit down, please sit down. Uncle, Auntie, you're too nervous. Don't be nervous. Let me tell you about this talk show. It has a topic to talk about.”
Liu Xun pretended to understand and added,""Yes."
"Today's topic is 'Yesterday, Today, Tomorrow.'" I think we should change the rules. This time, uncle, you go first.”
When Liu Xun heard this, he immediately sat upright and said solemnly,"Yesterday, I stayed at home to prepare. Today, I came here. Tomorrow, I'll go back.”
Her words drew another round of laughter.
In the end, Liu Xun concluded,""Very simple."
It meant that this topic was not difficult at all.
Sun Yizhou was stunned and explained with difficulty,"No, uncle, I didn't ask you to talk about yesterday. I asked you to talk about the past.”
Yang Mi understood and immediately said,""The day before yesterday, the two of us received a notice from the village. Thank you!”
Sun Yizhou's expression turned ugly. He said with a bitter face,"Uncle, aunt, I said yesterday, today, and tomorrow, not yesterday, today, and tomorrow.”
In the end, even he did not know how to explain.
"The day after tomorrow?" Liu Xun asked doubtfully.”
Sun Yizhou looked at the audience and felt that it was difficult to speak. He squirmed and said,"Not the day after tomorrow."
When everyone saw his expression, they all laughed.
At this time, Yang Mi also asked,"Which day is it?"”
Sun Yizhou thought for a moment and said again,"It's not a day. What I mean is us. About this, recall the past, comment on the present, and look forward to the future. Do you understand?”
Liu Xun nodded and came to his senses. He called out,"Ah, that's the past, present, and future!”
"That's not yesterday, today, or tomorrow!" Yang Mi rebuked.”
At this moment, Liu Xun also teased,"Yes, there's something wrong with you asking this."”
Without waiting for Sun Yizhou to speak, Yang Mi added,"Yes, I didn't ask that."
The husband and wife began to criticize him.
Sun Yizhou faced the audience and complained,"I made a mistake, I made a mistake. Then who will say it first?”
"I told you, I'm still prepared," replied Liu Xun.”
As he spoke, he took out a notebook from his pocket.
"Ah?" Sun Yizhou asked in surprise. Are you ready?"
Then, he looked at Liu Xun's notebook with a serious expression.
Liu Xun narrowed his eyes and paused for a moment before saying,
"The spring breeze of reform is blowing all over the place. The Chinese people are really hardworking. They worked together to cross the century.”
As soon as he finished speaking, the entire venue instantly erupted into an uproar. The applause was enthusiastic. It was obvious that they were shocked by this limerick.
The history of China in this world was similar to that of his previous life. They had both experienced a reform, and two years ago, some areas had also experienced large-scale floods.
Liu Xun's limerick summarized all these events.
The host, Sun Yizhou, was also a little shocked."This is a poem!"
Yang Mi saw that her husband, Liu Xun, had received cheers from the audience and said impatiently,"It's my turn."
As he spoke, he took out a notebook from his pocket.
"Auntie, you've prepared it too?" Sun Yizhou asked in surprise.”
Yang Mi nodded slightly and said,"Yes, I'll stand and talk."”
At this time, Sun Yizhou walked around the sofa, wanting to see what Yang Mi wrote in her notebook.
As soon as he went over, Yang Mi said,
"The spring breeze of reform has entered the door. The Chinese people are in high spirits. The Gulf is very troublesome. The United States and Britain are bullying people. Thank you!"
It was another limerick, and it described the international situation in China very vividly.
In an instant, thunderous applause and cheers rang out.
Although the show's opening was indeed very dull, the following lines and plot were filled with laughter. It seemed that this was another classic!
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