The Comedy Master of the City
40 An authentic pig kidney face!

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On the stage, Sun Yizhou continued to ask with a bitter face,""Uncle, Auntie, let me ask you something. You haven't watched our show before, right?”

If he had only seen a little, would it still be like this?

Liu Xun smiled." I've seen it. Isn't your surname Sun?" The one who told the truth?"

Sun Yizhou was quite pleased and nodded."Yes, yes!"

"Aren't you called Sun Yizhou?" Yang Mi asked.”

Sun Yizhou did not expect the couple to know him. He smiled and said,"Yes!"

"The people in our village like you very much," Yang Mi continued.”

"Really?" Sun Yizhou exclaimed in surprise.”

"Everyone's praising you," Yang Mi described.”

"Is that so?" Sun Yizhou laughed.”

She didn't expect him to be so famous and popular in the countryside.

However, the next sentence, Yang Mi changed the topic and said,"She just looks a little ugly."

"Puff!" At the scene, many people were laughing their heads off!

Sun Yizhou's smiling face was completely frozen, and he could not speak for a long time.

The problem was that he couldn't be angry at the two elders. He could only hold it in.

"Why are you like this?" Liu Xun complained.”

"Tell me the truth," said Yang Mi truthfully.”

"What kind of truth are you spouting?" Liu Xun reprimanded.”

Then, he turned to Sun Yizhou and said,""I'm sorry, that's not what she meant. My wife said that she meant that everyone liked the show you hosted. Aiya, the whole village loved watching it. That fellow said that your hosting was special.”

Everyone laughed even harder when they heard this.

Sun Yizhou had originally nodded his head, wanting to take this opportunity to get out of this awkward situation. However, when he heard this, the expression on his face was extremely interesting, and he became even more awkward.

Liu Xun realized that he had said something wrong and corrected him,""No, she cried like she was laughing."

This time, Sun Yizhou was completely speechless. He said to the audience,"Does their village praise people like this?”

Yang Mi wanted to add, but she shouted,"You're still talking about yourself."

However, before he could say a word, Sun Yizhou stopped him and hurriedly said,"Alright, alright, let's stop talking. Let's talk about you two. Now, let me get to the point. When did you get married?”

Hearing this, the two of them looked at each other. Liu Xunxian said,"Let's meet on May 8th."

"Around winter," Yang Mi said.”

Sun Yizhou was speechless again. He complained helplessly,"It wasn't easy for her to stop reciting poems and change to singing.”

In this world, there were two songs in the music industry. They were called " Meet 98 " and " Around Winter." It was obvious that the lines in the skit borrowed this song name.

That was why he said that.

Then, Sun Yizhou continued to ask,"Who pursued who when they were in love?"”

At this moment, Liu Xun chuckled.

Yang Mi also said with some difficulty,"Don't talk about this."

Sun Yizhou thought that the two of them were unwilling to talk about it, so he said understandingly,"This is personal!"

As soon as he finished speaking, Liu Xun smiled at him and said,"Actually, Little Sun, you should have this kind of insight. At that time, I would say that the young man was quite handsome and chased me.”

As he spoke, Liu Xun was still smiling, his face showing a smug expression.

When Yang Mi heard this, she was immediately unhappy. She frowned and said,"Why don't you tell the truth? Let everyone see that old face of yours that looks like a shoehorn. Do you think I can chase after you?”

Instantly, everyone laughed until they stopped breathing. Could a face be described like that? Where did this joke come from?

Liu Xun's eyes widened.”

Yang Mi looked at him and said,"What's wrong?"”

Liu Xun waved his hand and said solemnly,""This is called shoehorn face? This is an authentic pig kidney face!"

In an instant, the sound of tables being slammed rang out in the house, dormitory, factory, and countless other places. Countless spectators were also laughing their heads off.

In the live broadcast room, bullet comments filled the sky like snowflakes.

"Haha, I can't take it anymore. I'm dying of laughter.”

"Shoehorn face? Pig kidney face? I just want to know, which village would describe people like this?”

"You don't say. This kind of adjective is really f * cking vivid.”

"That's right. I've gained knowledge again. In the future, I can scold people without saying that they're ugly.”

"Actually, I just wanted to say, can you please give me a dozen pig-kidney-faced people like Liu Xun?”

"Hmph, in your dreams. Brother Liu Xun is this cute little sister's.”

"Wow, shocking. The live broadcast room is actually big. Cute little sister!"

"Amazing! Can I carry such a cute girl away?”

"Alright, stop fooling around. Continue reading.”

................

Then, everyone stared at the screen without blinking, not wanting to miss a joke.

The rest of the people were the same!

In the beginning, without Li Daoming's help, everyone still doubted Liu Xun. But now, everyone realized that they were wrong.

Liu Xun used his practical performance to slap their faces. At the same time, he announced to everyone, As long as he, Liu Xun, was around, the classics would never end!

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