On the stage, Yang Mi looked at Liu Xun speechlessly. She wanted to make up for what she had just said. She said seriously,
"He does his folk art, and I do mine. We care about each other in our lives and help each other in our careers. How do I describe it to you..."
In the end, Yang Mi racked her brains, wanting to use a high-class adjective to describe their relationship.
Unfortunately, he couldn't think of anything.
At this moment, Liu Xun lowered his head and suddenly said,""We'll just make do. What if we get a divorce?”
"Puff!"
When he said that, the audience couldn't help but burst out laughing.
There were also some online videos that teased the game.
"666, there's nothing wrong with this conclusion.”
"Haha, I'm laughing so hard.”
"As a henpecked husband, I give Liu Xun full marks for courting death.”
"Simply brilliant!"
"I've learned another trick. I'll tell my wife tonight and see her reaction.”
"Hehe, don't try. As soon as I finished speaking, my wife slapped me. She thought that I wanted to divorce her. F * ck!"
"Sigh, I really envy those of you who have wives. For example, I can only silently ask for sex on the Internet alone.”
"F * ck, you bastard upstairs!"
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On the stage, Yang Mi was also looking at Liu Xun with an angry expression. It was as if if she would have made Liu Xun look good if she was not on stage.
Hearing this, Sun Yizhou said,""Actually, I heard that there are some problems with the relationship between uncle and aunt.”
Yang Mi hurriedly denied it."Rumors, absolutely scandals. A leader without news is not a leader. A celebrity without scandals is not a celebrity. It's hard to be a person, and it's hard to be a woman..."
Liu Xun lowered his head again and added,"To be a famous old woman…Difficult."
Applause rang out once again, and everyone laughed.
What he said seemed to make sense.
The most important thing was that the expressions of the couple, Liu Xun and Yang Mi, were simply divine.
Sun Yizhou was deep in thought. He secretly said to the audience,"Everyone saw it, right? This uncle is full of truth and can't say anything. Fortunately, I prepared a move.”
Then, he turned his head and said to the two of them,"Hey, let's change the way we talk. Uncle, Auntie, if I ask Uncle the truth, Auntie, put on these headphones. When I ask Auntie, Uncle, put on these headphones, okay? Listen to some music and relax. Here, put it on.”
As he spoke, he picked up an earpiece from his seat and handed it to Liu Xun.
Liu Xun put on his earphones, then hurriedly took them off and said,""Aiyaya, this sound is too loud.”
Yang Mi glanced at him and said impatiently,""I told you to buckle it up and you did it. Why are you talking so much nonsense?”
Then, he changed his tone and said to Sun Yizhou calmly,"Ask away, Little Sun."
Sun Yizhou sat in his seat and chatted as if he was chatting about family matters."Hey, auntie, how did you come to Shanghai this time?”
Yang Miliang rolled her eyes and thought for a while before saying,""We took a private plane here."
Hearing this, Sun Yizhou immediately felt a little guilty and said,"That's too expensive. We can't afford to take revenge.”
However, Yang Mi waved her hand and said heroically,"There's no need to report it. It's just a small sum of money. Hehe, now, I have money. Looking at the clothes I'm wearing, I'm quite rich. Heh, I'm too rich.”
As she spoke, she showed off the light yellow coat she was wearing.
Sun Yizhou looked at it and immediately exclaimed,"Is this mink fur?"
Hearing this, Yang Mi immediately denied it and said,"Wrong, mink fur."
Sun Yizhou exclaimed,"Isn't this very expensive?"
Hearing his tone, Yang Mi smiled proudly and said indifferently,"It's not expensive, 40,000."
Sun Yizhou was a little shocked and quickly said,"40,000 yuan isn't expensive? Auntie is really willing to spend money on herself."
Yang Mi still had an indifferent expression and said,"Women should be more ruthless when it comes to dealing with themselves.”
Everyone laughed when they heard this classic line.
"Yes, these words are very incisive. Women have to be more ruthless when they attack themselves.”
"What can I do? It's over. I'm afraid that after watching this skit, my wife's online shopping cart will be emptied!”
"F * ck! Your sister, that's really possible.”
"Brother above, hurry up and lock up your AliPay. Don't let your wife get her hands on it!”
"May God bless you, Amen!”
"Ami, the Heavenly Venerate of Immeasurable.”
"I remember the last time this happened was on 11(11 last year.”
"Haha, luckily my girlfriend isn't watching the live broadcast.”
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When Liu Xun's classic lines came out, it immediately caused a sensation.
The performance continued.
Sun Yizhou was stunned and suggested,""Then I'll ask Uncle again. Listen to the music!”
"Alright," Yang Mi said with a smile. Then, he took off Liu Xun's earphones and said,""I'm asking you. I've given it to you."
Liu Xun tidied his hair and pointed at his earpiece.""This sound is quite loud."
When Yang Mi put on her headphones, Sun Yizhou asked,""Uncle, I heard that you took a private plane to Shanghai this time?”
Liu Xun thought that Yang Mi had told him everything, so he said,""Ah, it's the Dalabricks tractor.”
When she said this, everyone present laughed. This was obviously different from what Yang Mi had said!
At this point in the show, the plot slowly unfolded, and the audience gradually understood.
The time slot for this program was one year after the last interview.
During this one year, White Cloud and Black Earth's lives had changed drastically.
As usual, Hei Tu, played by Liu Xun, still maintained the mentality of an ordinary country bumpkin.
However, Yang Mi, who played the role of White Cloud, had already become arrogant. She treated herself as a big shot.
They clearly came by tractor, but they insisted on saying that they came by private plane.
This kind of plot setting was also in line with the mentality of those who became famous overnight. The audience watched with great interest.
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