On the Internet, everyone started to laugh.
"Haha, Great Hoodwinker, you've had such a day?”
"Hmph, Hei Tu, don't think that I don't recognize you just because you changed your identity. Aren't you the big hoodwinker who sold crutches back then?”
"The Heavenly Dao has reincarnation. Who has the Heaven spared?”
"To be reasonable, there's really no one who's afraid of his wife.”
"Haha, I just want to see Liu Xun suffer.”
"Mimi roared angrily, causing Liu Xun to tremble!”
"There's no need to roar. With a glance, Liu Xun shrank into a ball.”
"Hehe, to be honest, Yang Mi and Liu Xun acted really well!”
"Of course. After all, they are all graduates with good acting skills.”
"There's nothing to say. I'll decisively vote for this.”
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The skit continued.
Yang Mi was a little impatient." Why are you so annoying? Little Sun, continue asking. Ignore him. He hasn't seen the world."”
Sun Yizhou nodded awkwardly and said,""Yes, I know that after you became a celebrity, you've seen a lot of things and participated in a lot of activities, right?”
Yang Mi was stunned for a moment before she said,"That's quite a lot! Hehe, from day to night, the two of us perform everywhere, give speeches everywhere, and even cut ribbons for people!”
"Then the appearance fee should be quite a lot, right?" Sun Yizhou asked in surprise.”
Just as Yang Mi was about to speak, Liu Xun said truthfully,"She's eighty, I'm forty."
Yang Mi glared at him angrily, then she laughed and said,""After tax."
"Then where are they cutting the ribbon?" Sun Yizhou asked curiously.”
Yang Mi hesitated for a moment and said ambiguously,""They are all large and medium-sized enterprises."
At this moment, Liu Xun revealed,"Pancake shop, blacksmith furnace."”
Seeing that he couldn't help but want to speak again, Yang Mi hurriedly held him back and said,"Hey, there's a big chicken farm in our area. I cut the ribbon there.”
Liu Xun was expressionless as he continued,"" Yes, the day after she finished cutting, the chicken farm had bird flu. At that time, more than 10,000 chickens died. In the end, she was given a nickname,'One Cut and Gone.'"
Did you cut it? Puff! This time, even many of the older audience members could not help but burst out laughing. Some of the old men even coughed from laughing.
A Cut of Plum was an ancient Chinese name. In modern times, a famous singer used this name to make up a familiar song.
Therefore, many people understood the joke and laughed.
No one had expected that such a poetic and meaningful word could be used in this way.
More than 10,000 chickens had been cut off. Wasn't it just cutting them off?
Immediately, Yang Mi glared at Liu Xun and said angrily,""Will you suffocate to death if you don't speak? Can you suffocate to death?"
Liu Xun lowered his head and said softly,""I can go crazy from holding it in."
Yang Mi looked at him angrily and said,"Why is it so annoying? Look at you, I don't even care about talking about you. I just want to save you face.”
Then, she said to Sun Yizhou,"I don't care about him. Just say that he likes to go out and sing for others. Can he sing with his voice? That day, he went to the old people's home in our village to sing. There were a total of seven old men sitting under the tree. When he shouted, six of them fainted.”
Hearing this, Sun Yizhou said in surprise,"Isn't there another one?"
Yang Mi said," There's also the director. He won't let go of my hand. That guy is shaking it with all his might." Big sister, Big Brother's voice is too sudden. I can't take it anymore. Let Big Brother go home quickly. People need money to sing, but his singing is fatal!””
"Hahaha!" The audience felt like they were about to cry from laughing!
People need money to sing? His singing was deadly?
How unpleasant was his voice to describe?
In an instant, a large number of people below the stage could not hold it in anymore.
If they were asked to describe a person's singing as unpleasant, they could only say two sentences at most, such as being tone-deaf, wailing like a ghost, and so on.
But now, they had learned another move and broadened their horizons!
Your singing is so deadly! What could be more ruthless than these words? Even if he flipped through the idiom dictionary, he wouldn't be able to find such a vivid adjective!
Liu Xun was also unable to take it anymore. For the first time, he refuted his wife and said,
"Hello, you even went to the mental hospital to give a speech for a day and a night.”
Yang Mi glanced at him and said,"What's wrong?" The mental patient has been discharged!"
At this moment, Sun Yizhou finally interjected and said in surprise,"It's effective!"
Liu Xun spread his hands and revealed the result."The doctor is crazy."
Everyone laughed and slammed the table when they heard the couple's words. These words were simply too much! They were all the best golden sentences of the year!
Yang Mi saw that Liu Xun had been trying to ruin her reputation, and she couldn't hold back her pride. She instantly became furious and said,"Which doctor is crazy? Let me ask you."
"Doctor Sun is crazy," Liu Xun replied helplessly.”
"Which Doctor Sun?" Yang Mi raised her voice. Why are you speaking so…"
Liu Xun pointed with his finger and said ambiguously,""It's Doctor Sun."
Hearing this, how could everyone not understand that he was clearly talking about Sun Yizhou?
Yang Mi also comforted him while complaining,"Why are you being so irresponsible with your words? Little Sun, don't think too much about it. He didn't say anything about you, but his words made you look like you have dementia. Did you forget to take your medicine when you went out? Little Sun, let's continue talking about literature so that he won't interrupt. Why is it so annoying?”
Liu Xun was unable to raise his head again after hearing her ridicule.
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