The audience couldn't remember how many times they had laughed. It seemed that they had never stopped laughing ever since Liu Xun and the others went on stage.
On the screen.
Sun Yizhou awkwardly changed the topic.""Then, auntie, let's talk about your book. I heard that you're working on 'Confinement 2'.”
Yang Mi smiled proudly and said in a strange tone,"There are still more than 100,000 words before the deadline.”
As soon as he finished speaking, Liu Xun called out,"Aiya!"
The smile on Yang Mi's face suddenly disappeared as she said to Liu Xun,""What's wrong?"
Liu Xun lowered his head and covered his face."My stomach hurts."
Yang Mi's patience seemed to have finally reached its limit. She shouted,"Endure it."
Then, she turned her head and shouted at Sun Yizhou,"You ask."
Sun Yizhou was shocked. He let out a cry and dropped the " Confinement " book.
Yang Mi immediately realized that she had lost her composure. She smiled and said calmly,"Ask away, Little Sun."
Sun Yizhou picked up the book from the ground and forced himself to forget this awkward scene. He asked,
"I heard that the reader is looking forward to it.”
When Yang Mi heard this, she immediately smiled and said,""How can you say that I'm especially looking forward to it? I'm looking forward to it very much. That guy, after watching 'confinement 1,' he wants to watch 'confinement 2'.”
At this moment, Liu Xun came over and said in a rare manner,"If that's true, then it's quite uncomfortable!”
Yang Mi thought that her husband was enlightened. She smiled until her eyes narrowed and nodded at the side.
Liu Xun continued," Then, the village chief came to our house and blocked the door. He told me not to let your wife wander around. He told me to quickly write 'Confinement 2'. There was no toilet paper at the village entrance.”
Yang Mi was still smiling in agreement, but when she heard the last sentence, her expression immediately turned ugly. She stood up and said to Sun Yizhou with a serious face,
"Little Sun, I beg your television station to ban me.”
After saying that, he flung his sleeves and pretended to leave.
She had always thought of herself as a powerful person, but she did not expect her husband to tell the truth. In an instant, she felt that she had lost all her face.
Liu Xun hurriedly stood up and pulled her,""What's wrong? Leaving again?"
Yang Mi shook off his hand and said,"What did you say?" I said that I was hoping that this show would become popular again, but this guy ruined everything. It was all broadcasted live and everyone was watching.”
Hearing this, Sun Yizhou tried to smooth things over." It's alright. This show's ratings are low."”
Yang Mi glanced at him and said," Even if it's low, it won't do. I, Bai Yunda, am also a celebrity. I'm leaving. I'm not recording anymore."”
At this moment, Liu Xun finally exploded. It was as if he had exploded with the grievances he had suffered all this time. He shouted,
"Let's go! What are you showing off for?"
Yang Mi's voice weakened, as if she did not expect her husband to lose his temper. She said softly,"What's wrong?"
Liu Xun was full of authority as he scolded loudly,""How famous are you, Bai Yun? That's just a person's name. Why are you like this? How did you end up like this after recording 'To Tell the Truth'? We're all old men and women from the countryside. Why should we write books?
You haven't even graduated from elementary school and you're already writing a book? Look, you've only managed to squeeze out six words in the past seven days. I don't even want to scold you. Just be honest. How tiring is your life? You're like this, aren't you? Maybe the wind will blow you away.”
Yang Mi was still a little unconvinced and argued,"What's wrong? If you have the ability, why don't you just float away?"
Liu Xun glanced at the audience and said,"When I float, it's a sandstorm."”
With the reversal of the plot and the two's frequent golden sentences, the audience basically laughed when they heard each sentence.
Especially when it came to these two names, everyone was overjoyed.
The white cloud was indeed a person's name, and when the black soil floated, it was indeed a sandstorm. There was nothing wrong with this statement.
After a burst of laughter, Liu Xun said to Sun Yizhou,"Little Sun, I'm sorry!"
Sun Yizhou waved his hand and said understandingly,"It's fine."
At this moment, Liu Xun looked at him seriously and said sternly,""Your auntie is no longer the auntie you used to be. Your grandpa will always be your grandpa!”
When these words were said, everyone was caught off guard and laughed again.
They had just caught their breath and hadn't even had the chance to breathe yet, but they were laughing so hard that they were out of breath again.
Your grandpa will always be your grandpa? Although it didn't seem inappropriate in this situation, why did it sound so awkward?
In the lounge, the guests were also amused by this classic sentence.
Anyone with discerning eyes could tell that the skit was about to end, but they didn't expect such a joke to appear at the end.
Liu Xun's ability to write scripts was truly unparalleled!
On the stage, Sun Yizhou was also stunned. He said,"Why does it sound so awkward to me?”
Liu Xun waved his hand and said,"Don't be awkward. According to your rules, isn't there a last sentence?" I'll record it for you, okay? Sit down, I'll talk."
At this time, Yang Mi did not make a fuss and was about to leave. She slowly walked back and said,
"I've thought about the last sentence, but I haven't said it yet. I'll say it too.”
Looking at the couple, Sun Yizhou said to the audience,""Look, this show's viewership ratings are already low. If you say that you want to broadcast this, then the viewership ratings will be quite high.”
Then, he turned around and said,"Uncle, why don't you go first?"
Liu Xun took two steps forward, straightened his body, and concluded,""Yesterday, today, tomorrow, every day.”
Yang Mi also took two steps forward and continued,"Big things, small things, good things, everything is up to you.”
When Sun Yizhou heard this, he asked curiously,""Then what is the horizontal column?"
"Tell me the truth!" Liu Xun and Yang Mi said at the same time.”
With that, the three of them bowed to the audience and the finale skit officially ended!
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