What Kind of Bike Do You Want?
A smile appeared on Liu Xun's face as he commanded,"
"Walk, walk, don't control yourself. Your legs are definitely sick. Don't control yourself, relax! Go, go, go, go! Let's go! Don't even think about it. Can you come with me? It'll be fine little by little. Let's go."
Li Daoming staggered as he followed behind Liu Xun. However, the more he walked, the more he walked.
Li Daoming exclaimed," Aiya, aiya, aiya. Aiya, is it mine?!"”
"Yes, you go!" Liu Xun smiled.”
At this moment, Yang Mi, who was beside him, shouted in surprise,""My good legs are crippled!"
Li Daoming turned around and asked in disbelief,""What did you say?"
"Did you see that?" Liu Xun chuckled. My wife could tell. She said that you were limping!”
Li Daoming was about to cry. He said with a sobbing tone,"Big sister, why didn't you notice it earlier?”
Yang Mi smiled, revealing a row of neat and white teeth."That's because you didn't meet him long ago. If you had met him long ago, you would have been crippled!”
In front of the live broadcast room, the crowd was already convulsing with laughter. Some were holding their stomachs and laughing, some were slapping the table and laughing out loud, and some were lying on the bed, rolling around in laughter. All of them were laughing so hard that they were swaying back and forth.
"What a joke!"
"This Liu Xun is too good at scamming people.”
"How did you come up with this show? It was definitely a classic in the history of skits.”
"Yeah, I haven't stopped until now.”
"Aiya, damn, I laughed so hard that tears came out.”
.........
On the stage, the skit was getting better and better. The tacit understanding between the three of them was getting better and better, and the images portrayed were also getting better and better.
The laughter of the audience did not stop.
At this moment, the topic finally shifted to the crutches.
"A crutch?" Li Daoming asked in surprise.”
Liu Xun waved his hand and explained," Please have a seat. After you use the crutch, your legs will gradually become balanced. It will be better little by little. Back then, an old man saw that my legs were sick. She was worried about the money and refused to let me see a doctor. In the end, I became disabled.”
"You?" Li Daoming asked curiously.
Liu Xun slapped his thigh and nodded.""There's a steel plate inside.”
"Is this a crippled leg?" Li Daoming was shocked.”
Yang Mi quickly pulled Liu Xun's sleeve and tried to explain,""Old man, this is a good leg."
Liu Xun snorted and said," What are you talking about? Who's going to use crutches when they're fine?"”
"Yeah!" Li Daoming echoed.”
Yang Mi came in again and said,"Isn't that crutch-"
However, before she could finish, she was interrupted by an angry Li Daoming.
"Aiya, Big Sister, can you stop messing around? This is a discussion between patients. Why are you always interfering?”
Yang Mi originally felt guilty for deceiving Li Daoming and wanted to remind him, but when she heard this, she was instantly furious. She did not say a word and allowed Liu Xun to fool her blindly.
It had to be said that Yang Mi and Li Daoming performed very well. Although neither of them acted in comedies, their acting skills were on point. Their expressions and expressions perfectly presented the inner drama between the characters.
The audience also understood at once and could not help but laugh. They were amused by them.
The audience, the public judges, and even the program team staff and cameramen were overjoyed. Some of them were even laughing so hard that they were crying.
On the other hand, Yang Jinchi's expression was normal. Shen Teng, Song Xiaobao, and the others laughed dryly. Their faces were also solemn, and they did not know what to say.
This work had already exceeded everyone's imagination.
Initially, everyone did not take Liu Xun seriously. In their hearts, Liu Xun was almost the candidate who had been internally decided to be eliminated for this episode.
However, the situation had suddenly turned around, and the situation had changed drastically.
Liu Xun used his actions to gain the audience's approval and affection.
If Liu Xun's awkward performance in the previous episode was disregarded, he would even be a popular candidate for the champion of this season's 'Happy Comedian'.
Yang Jinchi's expression was ugly, and his heart sank completely. The current situation was very unfavorable to him. He was already on the verge of elimination.
...........
In front of the camera, the performance continued.
"Then where do I buy crutches?" Li Daoming asked suspiciously.”
Liu Xun rolled his eyes and said shyly,""Turn!"
At this time, Yang Mi chazui said,"Isn't that so? I can sell this crutch to you."
However, Liu Xun was angry and scolded angrily,"What are you talking about? Go over! Sell what? Why should I use a cane after selling it? Why are you like this? If a woman was stingy, wouldn't it be fine if she gave it to him?”
"Don't!" Li Daoming pushed her away.
"Not selling?" Yang Mi was also stunned.”
Liu Xun handed the crutch to Li Daoming.""Take the crutches!"
Li Daoming said excitedly," Ah, Big Brother. Aiya, Big Brother. I can't take it for free. I have to pay."”
Liu Xun glanced at him and said seriously,""I know your personality. If her woman wants money, you can't bear to not give it to her. You want face, but if I don't want it, it means that I'm looking down on you, right? I still want it. Give me half, a hundred.”
Li Daoming nodded and immediately said,"Alright, alright."”
"Let me tell you, don't be so anxious with me!" Liu Xun said with a serious expression.”
Li Daoming replied twice, then took out a handful of money from his pocket. After rummaging through it for a long time, he said,
"Aiya, big brother, about that, my two bags plus one is only thirty-two yuan.”
Yang Mi sighed and said,"Then take it, as much as you want."”
However, at this moment.
Liu Xun's eyes widened.”
Then, as if he was afraid that Li Daoming didn't hear him, he shouted at the top of his voice,
"What bicycle?"
When the audience heard this, they burst into laughter again. Liu Xun, this scammer, had even set his sights on other people's bicycles.
Li Daoming slapped his thigh and quickly pushed the cart. As he walked, he said,"Aiya, right, right, right."
He had no awareness of being scammed at all!
Liu Xun saw his actions and glared at Yang Mi.""Why are you like this?"
Yang Mi was so angry that she was about to cry. She said aggrievedly,"I didn't say I wanted a bicycle."
Anyone who saw this scene could not help but laugh.
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