In the arena.
Liu Xun wanted to say,"Then you kill first." However, he stopped halfway.
Then, he turned his head and looked at Sun Yizhou and Zhang Xiaofei.""I'll give you two a chance."
Sun Yizhou thought for a moment and then said,"Donkey meat is delicious. Let's kill the donkey first."
Hearing this, Liu Xun picked up the phone and said in a certain tone,""Kill the donkey first!"
At this moment, Li Daoming smiled and said,""Congratulations, you got it right. Pigs think so too!”
After saying a half-answer and half-mockery, he snorted coldly." You little brat, hmph!”
When the audience heard this answer, they were stunned at first. Then, after understanding it, they burst into a round of applause.
This was what Liu Xun thought, and so did the pig. Wasn't this a roundabout way to scold people?
In the live broadcast room, bullet comments rained down and instantly covered the entire screen.
"F * ck, 666, I f * cking learned another move! How can you scold people like this?"
"That's right, this is what it means to scold people without using vulgarities!”
"This is really amazing. Teacher Li, this cook, has actually been enlightened? Even the Great Hoodwinker Liu Xun had fallen at his hands. It was simply unbelievable.”
"Yeah, I thought Teacher Li was going to be fooled again.”
"It's good. This is Liu Xun's skit!”
"I just want to ask, who was the one who said that Liu Xun has run out of talent? Come out, I promise I won't scold you to death.”
"Two brain teasers right off the bat. Can someone who has run out of talent write such lines?”
"That's right, support Liu Xun!"
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Two interesting brain teasers were thrown out, and everyone was amused.
At this moment, Liu Xun didn't make any rebuttal, nor did he make any declaration to the outside world. However, the doubts in everyone's hearts disappeared without a trace.
Liu Xun had run out of talent? Hehe, then who wrote such a high-level line?
At this moment, those who had scolded Liu Xun were dumbfounded!
Those netizens who had turned into fans were also filled with regret!
The reporters who had been staring at the screen, trying to find evidence that Liu Xun had lost his talent, were even more dumbfounded. Their eyes widened, and then they deleted all the content that they had already written.
On the stage, Liu Xun glared at Sun Yizhou and said loudly,""Sad, I really feel sad for you. You're going to venture into the martial arts world alone. How can I be at ease?”
At this moment, Zhang Xiaofei came over and said,""Master, let's kill the pigs first!"
Liu Xun's tone carried a hint of disappointment as he said,""That donkey thought so too. Let me tell you, it doesn't matter who you kill first. Why didn't I answer? Just because I thought there was something wrong with it, ah, see? He had already grown from a one-track mind back then to a two-headed person now!”
Sun Yizhou looked worried and said,"Master, he's too powerful. I think we should go back!”
From the exchange just now, the cook who was once a little stunned was no longer the same as before. He was actually not at a disadvantage in the competition with Liu Xun and even had some advantage.
However, Liu Xun rolled up his sleeves and stopped him."No, I tricked him into becoming a cripple by selling crutches, and I tricked him into becoming a slave by selling cars. If I don't settle him within ten minutes, I won't be able to be a teacher with you two.”
"Puff!" Some of the audience members were overjoyed.
Liu Xun's lines were too funny. Not only were they funny, but they also had a very good rhyme.
This is a skit script, and you think it's a limerick!
Upon hearing this, Sun Yizhou and Zhang Xiaofei's expressions immediately turned serious. They straightened their backs as if they were saying some slogan and swore,"The master leads the way, but the trick lies with the individual.”
To be honest, under such a performance, the two of them performed well. Their looks and expressions were very accurate.
However, not many people praised them.
Anyone with a discerning eye could tell that this was all because of Liu Xun. If Liu Xun did not have his script lines, the two of them would not have performed so well.
Of course, both of them were newbies, so there was still room for improvement.
Everyone did not pay attention to these details and continued to read with great interest.
Liu Xun clasped his hands behind his back and nodded."Alright, follow my signal and go in! He's still beautiful!"
Then, he sat in the wheelchair and deliberately changed his appearance. His hands were stiff, and one hand made the shape of a seven and the other made the shape of a six. It was as if he had been petrified, and his eyes were extremely unfocused, like a seriously ill patient.
Sun Yizhou and Zhang Xiaofei pushed Liu Xun in a wheelchair into the Anti-Fraud consulting company.
Sun Yizhou shouted towards the inside,"Is Master Li here?"
Hearing the sound, Li Daoming walked out and asked,""Sigh, who is it? You can consult."
Just as he was about to ask them what they were here for, he suddenly saw Liu Xun sitting in a wheelchair. He paused and stopped.
Then, he immediately said in a strange tone,"Aiya, aiya, aiyayayayayaya, what kind of style is this? It was very unique! Very six plus seven! How did the all-powerful Great Hoodwinker fall to such a state?”
At this point, Li Daoming could no longer hold back the excitement in his heart. He clenched his fists and shouted at the sky,
"Heavens! Oh great earth, which big sister angel helped me vent my anger! A pig hit a tree? Did you hit a pig? Did you rear-end her?"
In the end, Li Daoming turned his head and faced Liu Xun. The excitement on his face was beyond words.
The thousands of viewers smiled knowingly and clapped crazily. There were still many people in the venue who were jeering. In two consecutive programs, Li Daoming had been tricked by Liu Xun. This time, he finally had a chance to vent his anger!
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