The entire venue burst into laughter!
At this moment, Liu Xun changed his hand gesture to a three-character shape.
Li Daoming was stunned and said unhappily,"Why did you change it to three again?"”
Liu Xun sat in his wheelchair and said excitedly,""It's been three years. I've missed you so much!”
Everyone understood that the show would take place three years after the start of " Car Selling."
Hearing this, Li Daoming was not moved at all. He looked at Liu Xun seriously and said indifferently,"Fooling!"
"I'm here to confess to you!" Liu Xun continued.”
Li Daoming's expression did not change as he said calmly,""Continue bluffing."
Seeing that he did not believe him, Liu Xun pointed at Sun Yizhou and Zhang Xiaofei and said,""My disciple can testify."
The two nodded and said in unison,"Yes!"”
Li Daoming glanced at the three of them and said mockingly,"You've formed a group to trick me. It's not working anymore. Great Trickster, as long as kind-hearted people like us are vigilant against you, what else can you do? What? Didn't he only know a few brain teasers?”
The more Li Daoming spoke, the angrier he became. In the end, he simply started reciting the brain teaser that Liu Xun had tricked him with back then.
"There is one monkey on the ground and seven monkeys on the tree.”
" There might be three monkeys," Liu Xun suddenly interjected." There might even be nine monkeys."”
Hearing this, Li Daoming's expression immediately changed. He frowned and asked,"Why did it change again?"
Liu Xun said softly,"Pregnant monkey."”
Instantly, everyone burst out laughing! He even answered two questions. With Liu Xun's algorithm, even ten thousand monkeys could calculate it!
Li Daoming stared at him and said with a serious expression,"Is it interesting?"
Liu Xun shook his head. A look of regret and guilt appeared on his face."It's boring. I'm not here to give you a brain teaser. I'm here to apologize! It had been three years, and Chef Li was the one who had let him down the most in this world.”
As he spoke, he turned to Sun Yizhou and Zhang Xiaofei behind him and said,""What a good person. I always tell you, why do you think I'm fooling him? How loyal and honest!"
Li Daoming stood at the side and looked at him coldly.
Liu Xun said to him again," You hit me twice, but you can't do it. You scold me twice, but you can't open your mouth. How about this? Anyway, I'm here even if you forgive me. I'm here even if you don't forgive me. Whether you forgive me or not, I'm here with sincerity."”
When Li Daoming heard this, he was just about to make a move when he was stopped. Just as he was about to open his mouth to curse, he was stopped again.
He could only mock her,"Yayayaya, you're still a shop owner!"”
Liu Xun saw that his words had no effect. He rolled his eyes and changed his strategy.
He said to Sun Yizhou and Zhang Xiaofei behind him,""Help me up!"
The two of them hurriedly helped him up from the wheelchair.
Li Daoming stood quietly at the side and mocked,""Yayaya, you can stand up? There was nothing wrong with him! Yayaya, take two steps, come and take two steps.”
Liu Xun stood up and staggered a few steps forward. Suddenly, he came to Li Daoming's side and pulled him tightly.
Immediately, Li Daoming became anxious and shouted,"Sigh, are you blackmailing me? Everyone is watching. What happened has nothing to do with me! Why do you always have to do this? Quickly stand up! If you have something to say, can you say it quickly?”
Liu Xun's act of being seriously ill frightened Li Daoming.
"Do you want to hear it?" Liu Xun pulled him and refused to let go.”
Li Daoming had no choice but to say,"I want to hear it!"
"Will you believe me after hearing it?" Liu Xun asked again.”
"I'll believe you as long as you stand up," Li Daoming said helplessly.”
Seeing the scene on the field, everyone's hearts skipped a beat. They secretly thought, It's over. This Li Daoming is going to be fooled again!
The netizens started to tease him.
"Why do I have a bad feeling?”
"Same as before. All of a sudden, I feel that Teacher Li's situation is not good!”
"Sigh, it's already three divisions. I'm going to be fooled by Liu Xun again.”
"There's no other way. Not only is this scammer good at bluffing, but he's also shameless. The cook can't beat him!”
"The anti-fraud consulting company is about to go bankrupt!”
"The actor who has been fooled the most in history!”
"Teacher Li's three years of cultivation isn't enough. How can he be as powerful as Liu Xun?”
"The first one was selling crutches, and the second one was selling cars. I just want to know, what is this one about?”
"Haha, I also want to know."
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On the stage, Liu Xun calmed down and said,""Let go, I can stand up.”
Li Daoming quickly pulled his hand away. Liu Xun pretended to stagger a few times before he finally stood still and returned to his normal appearance.
Seeing him stand up, Li Daoming said impatiently,"Say it!"
Liu Xun sighed and said in a melancholic tone,""It's a long story. I remember that it was the first snow in 2003, a little later than 2002.”
Everyone was amused by this line again. The first snow in 2003? Wasn't this the lyrics of a song?
So Liu Xun had written the lyrics again!
Judging from the laughter and applause, this joke was undoubtedly very effective.
However, Li Daoming, who was on the stage, was anxious. He urged,"Why did you change the lyrics? If you have anything to say, just say it!"
Hearing this, Liu Xun rummaged in his pocket as if he was taking something. Then, he said,"I'm not going to play games with you anymore. I'm here to apologize to you today.”
As he spoke, he took out a few hundred yuan and a watch from his pocket and handed it to Li Daoming.
Li Daoming took the few hundred yuan and his eyes revealed nostalgia. He said with uncertainty,"Is this the few hundred yuan you tricked me with?”
"I didn't touch a single cent!" Liu Xun nodded.”
At this point in the skit, the plot had already begun. Facing Li Daoming, who had been enlightened, could Liu Xun continue to fool him successfully? Everyone could not help but feel curious, and at the same time, they watched with relish.
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