"Do you know how to drive?"
Chen Yifa pulled Fu Yu to the parking lot of the supermarket and asked the latter.
"Yes."
"Alright, then you drive."
But I don't have a driver's license."
I
Chen Yifa, who was already sitting in the front passenger seat, pointed at Fu Yu. He gritted his teeth and walked to the other side. He opened the car door and got in.
"F * ck, this is the first time I've seen Chen Yifa so defeated.”
"The only streamer that made Chen Yifa helpless, Lord Yu.”
"Lord Yu is awesome."
"It seems Lord Yu still loves our Er Ke.”
"Ke Yu faction, get lost. I'm Fa Yu faction now.”
……
……
Looking at the comments in the live broadcast room, Fu Yu's face revealed a helpless expression. He really knew how to drive, but he really did not have a driver's license now. This was a problem that he could not explain to Chen Yifa.
"My mother's surname is Wang. You can just call her Aunty Wang. Just call me Fafa like before. When we reach the restaurant, don't talk too much. When my mother asks you what your occupation is, just..."
"I'm a streamer."
"You can't tell my mom that you're a streamer. Just say..."
"I'm just a streamer."
"You…"
"Is the host embarrassing?"
Looking at Fu Yu's eyes, Chen Yifa suddenly did not know what to say. Yes, was the streamer embarrassing? A streamer like her was definitely a middle-to-high-level person in society. She had seen Fu Yu's bullet comments before. Just by looking at the number of bullet comments, she knew that Fu Yu was also a big outdoor streamer. His income must be quite high.
However, in the eyes of the public, being a streamer was not a proper profession, so she subconsciously did not want Fu Yu to tell her mother that he was a streamer.
"It's not embarrassing."
Chen Yifa looked at Fu Yu beside her. This was the first time she had smiled ever since she saw Fu Yu. At this moment, Fu Yu was very special in her eyes.
……
"What do you usually stream? Outside?"
"Yes, it's usually done outdoors, but it's the first time I've been caught as someone's boyfriend.”
After hearing Fu Yu's words, Chen Yifa's good impression of him instantly disappeared.
He was only a little choked when he spoke during the live broadcast. Usually, he was even a little shy, so some netizens called him Chen Yiwei. However, the person beside him really choked him to death.
"Then I took your first time. Do you need any compensation?”
Since Fu Yu's words made him feel uncomfortable, Chen Yifa took out his live-stream mode and drove the car.
"Sister Fa is driving, f * ck."
"Caught off guard and drove."
"The speed is too fast. I want to get off."
……
"This car isn't fast, right? Why did you get out of the car?"
Fu Yu was not very familiar with some of the jokes in the live broadcast. If it was any other time when the people in the live broadcast room said that the car was driving too fast, he might be able to react. However, he happened to be sitting in the car now, so he had the awkward question mentioned above.
"Isn't the car going fast? It seemed that Lord Yu was also an experienced driver.”
"Ah Yu is really an old driver. If I go any faster, I'll get carsick.”
"You guys are carsick, I'll just use the carsick light!!!”
"Sister Fa doesn't have car lights to faint!"
"The 666 who has no lights to faint.”
Just like the bullet comments in the live broadcast room, Chen Yifa also thought that Fu Yu's words were just a small matter. After pondering for a long time, he finally said unwillingly,"Your precious first time, can you get it with just one meal? Do you want me to get you another room in the hotel?”
Chen Yi felt a little embarrassed as he spoke. He could only hold the steering wheel tightly with both hands and look ahead.
Perhaps it was because she was used to being the king of her live-stream, and she and the other live-streamers were usually the focus of attention when they went out, but she had been suppressed by this guy since she saw him today. In addition, she had misunderstood Fu Yu's meaning, so she did not think too much when she spoke just now.
At this moment, Fu Yu's live stream was already flooded with comments such as "**" and "**, 6 pages".
"There's no need to stay. Compared to you, I'm more interested in eating.”
If Fu Yu still could not understand what Chen Yifa meant, it would not be because he did not understand the culture and memes of the live broadcast, but because he had a problem with his IQ.
"Sister Fa, have you heard of this saying? What did he mean by weighing less than a hundred and being either flat-chested or short?”
"I've never heard of what you're saying. I'm sorry, but I've heard of an idiom. It's called being sanctimonious.”
" Of course, I know. What 'sanctimonious' means is that it's fake on the surface. For example, in our current relationship, what 'sanctimonious' means is that you look like a human, but you're not as loyal as a dog, and you don't know how to lie. I think it's not good to lie to your mother.”
"Streamer **."
"F * ck, I flipped 6."
"Streamer, are you dumb? How can you say that to my Sister Fa?”
"If you want to see your mother, go back to your live broadcast room. This is Lord Yu's live broadcast room.”
……
It had to be said that Fu Yu's two tantrums yesterday had remarkable results. Now, many of the viewers in the live broadcast room had already considered themselves as Lord Yu's fans.
Even when faced with Chen Yifa, one of the most popular streamers on the platform, his fans could only sit on the ground in Fu Yu's livestream.
"Squeak!"
Chen Yifa parked the car by the roadside and looked at Fu Yu, who was smiling faintly beside him. He gritted his teeth and said,"Get out of the car!"
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