Chen Ran gave the audience enough time to laugh."Since we're done eating, why don't we talk about drinking?”
"Then I'll have Wuliang Liquor, Jiannanchun, Heyang Powder, Jinhesheng…Five Flower Tea, Emaofeng, Wuyiyan, Longjing Jian…And that mango juice, grape juice, orange juice, apple juice!”
This part was the best crosstalk in this world, and it tested his skills the most. Chen Ran knew that Guo Qinglong had been learning crosstalk for many years, so he deliberately wrote it in.
The two of them ate and drank. They were all basic skills. The audience was used to watching crosstalk and was full of energy."Good!" It was powerful.
As for the ordinary comedy audience, they were all kinds of awesome people.
Guo Qinglong took a step forward." You wouldn't know if you didn't try. Once you tried, you were shocked. Look, you're even."”
"Phew!" This burden was meant for the boos of the audience.
This was because Guo Qinglong was very smug when he went up. Moreover, no one had heard of Chen Ran's mouth. It should be a new mouth. Counting drinks was a traditional mouth and a basic skill.
After comparing the two of them, the audience realized that Chen Ran, who had come to assist in the performance this time, was a professional expert.
After that, both parties displayed their various martial arts. Guo Qinglong repeatedly displayed his little tricks, while Chen Ran performed street dance and finger dance, forcing Guo Qinglong to shout for his suona!
In terms of humor, Chen Ran deliberately wrote the main part of the script about Guo Qinglong, especially around Guo Deyun, which made the audience laugh.
After all, he was here to be an assistant actor, not to steal the limelight. Chen Ran's kindness at least made the audience feel that Guo Qinglong was doing a good job.
"Let's talk about this last subject?"”
Chen Ran smiled.”
"Chang Chang? I still have it all!" Guo Qinglong teased.
Chen Ran looked at the audience." This is a burden. Why aren't you laughing?"”
In a stage performance, saying that it was a joke to invite the audience to laugh was actually writing a cold joke and deliberately saying it to let the audience know that it was intentional.
"Hahaha!"
Guo Qinglong: " Speaking of singing, then I don't want to say anymore. Why don't we end the program here and start voting?”
"Phew!" The audience jeered. They knew that Guo Qinglong did it on purpose to show that he was afraid of Chen Ran.
Guo Qinglong waved his hand in disdain." Stop fooling around. I'm not Guo Deyun, and Chen Ran is not Yu Qian. What are you talking about? Chen Ran's family doesn't have a horse farm."”This was an old meme from Guo Deyun and Yu Qian's performance.
"Hahaha!"
"Then I'll bite the bullet and continue. This Chen Ran has recently made a name for himself. He has occupied the charts of various major music websites and 'The First' has reached the top. Tell me, who named their albums the first and second ones?”
"Because it's troublesome to think of a name."”With that, he spread his arms and welcomed the cheers.
"Good, good, good, 666. According to this logic, you scored so high in the college entrance examination and chose Northern Film Academy because you were afraid of trouble?”
"Yes, because Nortel has left home."
Guo Qinglong: " Tsk tsk, I heard that your ability to improvise is very strong. A few days ago, when you were competing in the Wine Poem Competition, you suddenly drew a topic and wrote a poem. At the same time, you used the main body of this poem to write a poem called 'Praying for Buddha'. Now, it's being sung all over the streets and alleys. My ears are getting calluses from listening to it.”
Whistles sounded from all directions.
"Then let's have a random question today. How about you write a song?”
Chen Ran shrugged.”
"What do you mean there's nothing wrong with it? I haven't set the questions yet.”
"There's nothing wrong with any questions."
"Hahahaha!" "Chen Da is awesome!" "Big Chen is so handsome. I want to give birth to your children!”
Guo Qinglong said," I was going to give you a simple question called 'love'. Now, I'm going to give you a difficult question. Do you see the traffic jam in the capital every day? More and more roads are being built. How about we use this as a topic to sing a song?”
"Ah-ah-ah-ah five rings!”
"You have one more ring than four rings. Ahhh, five rings. You have one less ring than six rings. If one day, you can cultivate to seven rings, then what if you cultivate to seven rings? You have two more rings than five rings!”
The demonic voice and melody stunned the audience.
"Good!"
"Beautiful!"
"Awesome!"
"How is it?" "Guo Qinglong, let me ask you, what do you think of this 'Song of the Five Rings?!" Chen Ran clapped his hands.”
"Hey! Awesome, you're awesome. I can't sing." Guo Qinglong pretended to be helpless.
"Hahahaha!" Because the audience had never heard of these jokes before, but these jokes were simple and easy to understand, the laughter was especially loud.
Guo Qinglong: " I'll give you an awesome question. I'll give you another one."”
"Please speak." Chen Ran placed his hands behind his back, looking like an expert.
Guo Qinglong: " Hey, I've been to the Fifth Ring Road before. From the east side of the ring road, head south, and walk two miles. You'll see a particularly luxurious, magnificently-decorated, and especially golden Don Juan…toilet. How about using this as a theme to write a song?”
"Get lost!" Chen Ran kicked him.”
Guo Qinglong dodged and walked back amidst the laughter of the audience. He bowed with Chen Ran."Thank you for coming."
Amidst the music, the two of them smiled at each other and walked out of the stage to Guo Deyun's side.
Guo Deyun applauded and praised,""I won't say anything about this short guy. His performance is average. Everyone knows the tall guy. He's the popular celebrity, Chen Ran. Everyone, welcome.”
"Pa, pa, pa!"
"Chen Ran, I heard that when you arrived early in the morning, you took out the script you wrote and told Guo Qinglong to perform a new one.”
"Yes, Ms. Hunt. After I received the invitation from the program team, I felt that I should perform something interesting for the audience. If it was just a blind deal, then I wouldn't have come.”
"Yes, the structure is compact, and the bag is loud enough. On one hand, it's antique, but on the other hand, it's full of a modern atmosphere.”
"There's no such thing. I'm just thinking about it blindly.”
"Geniuses are indeed different. I just heard you say that you applied for the Beijing Film Academy because it was close to home. I was bored last night and saw your interview on Capital TV. So many bigger television stations want to invite you to do their programs.”
Chen Ran knew that Guo Deyun and Beijing Television did not get along. The old station head of Beijing Television had slandered Guo Deyun before. When the old station head passed away, Guo Deyun posted on Weibo that he was really happy today.
"It's the same. It's close to home. Haha, you must be joking. I'm participating in 'Tea Party' because their host, Nan Ran, is my friend.”
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