When Zhao Youcai said this, Ye Xian, who was dressed as a very gender-neutral waiter, walked out of the restaurant. He looked at Zhao Youcai in surprise and said with a sharp voice,"I'm sorry, sir. This is a high-end hotel. We don't accept agricultural and sideline products!”
"No, we're here to eat," Zhao Youcai said with a smile.”
Ye Xian said in surprise. His voice was still very sharp,"Oh my god…Food?"
"I say…Miss, this meal is very important…" Zhao Youcai said with a smile.
Before Zhao Youcai could finish, Ye Xian said unhappily,"Hey, who are you calling a girl? She's a pure man!”
"Then…what about this outfit?" Zhao Youcai asked in surprise. Why are you wearing a dress?"
Ye Xian said with an expression of country bumpkin,""This is wrapped in our Scottish style. Besides, it's not a dress. It's a pair of cropped pants. Look, do they have legs?”
Ye Xian pulled up his pants and said embarrassedly,""Oh my god, I was so anxious that I went astray! Oh my god, I said there was no crotch in the aisle.”
Immediately, the audience burst into laughter again, especially with Ye Xian's slightly exaggerated expression, which made everyone laugh even more!
"Hahahaha! How could he wear his pants in such a hurry? What a f * cking talent!"
"I think this brother will definitely become famous in the future. He's a talent!”
"Hey, did you guys notice that this assistant looks a little familiar? Aiya, where did I see it? Why couldn't he remember? Aiya, but his acting is really good. It's only been a short while, but he's already left an extremely deep impression on me!”
“……”
Seeing that the atmosphere on the stage had become lively, Zhao Youcai secretly heaved a sigh of relief. He smiled and said,"Alright! I'll leave that leg for tomorrow. Haha, I say, young man, let me tell you, I'm going to treat an important guest to a meal today. You have to entertain him well!”
"No problem!" Ye Xian said softly.”
Zhao Youcai looked at Ye Xian with a slightly serious expression and said,""Come, come, let me ask you. How much does it cost to have a meal in your hotel?”
Ye Xian asked in bafflement,""Why are you so anxious?"
"No, I mean order the most expensive ones!" Zhao Youcai quickly explained.”
Ye Xian said in disbelief,"About ten or twenty thousand!"
Zhao Youcai immediately touched his nose and said awkwardly,"One…one, one, twenty thousand? That…that? Was there such a situation where they would come to pay the bill tomorrow after eating today?”
"Big White Strips?" Ye Xian asked in surprise.”
Zhao Youcai continued to say awkwardly," No, I'm not writing an IOU. I'm not short of money. I have money." Here!"
Zhao Youcai patted his pocket and handed over a 100 yuan note. He said heroically,"A tip!"
Ye Xian borrowed the money and said in surprise,""Oh my god, Grandpa, you're so bright! You're so handsome!"
At this moment, the netizens who were clamoring to go to the bus station and play Fight the Landlord had already stopped moving. Their eyes were fixed on the screen, watching with relish without blinking!
The audience at the recording studio felt it even more deeply. They were all brought in by this unique skit. They sat upright and looked at the stage, as if they did not want to miss a scene. From time to time, they would even laugh out loud.
Backstage, the other contestants were also watching Ye Xian's performance without blinking, just like the audience.
On the stage, Zhao Youcai laughed and said," I'll give you 100 yuan, and you're still handsome? Let me tell you, this 100 yuan is not for nothing. When the guests arrive later, you must give me enough face, understand?" When it's time for me to order, you have to cover for me.”
"How?" Ye Xian asked doubtfully.”
Zhao Youcai smiled awkwardly." Heh, you're giving me face, but you can't spend too much. If I order expensive dishes…"
"Didn't I say…no?" Ye Xian asked doubtfully.”
Zhao Youcai had an expression of understanding and said in surprise,"Oh my god, you're so awesome. Come…come…I'll give you another 30!”
Ye Xian grinned and said with a reassuring expression,""I'll explain it to you, ah!"
At this moment, Direba, who had been cooperating with them, suddenly said,"Grandpa, I'm a little hungry!"
Zhao Youcai glanced at Direba and said,"Hungry? Give me a bowl of noodles!"
"Seventy-eight yuan per bowl!" Ye Xian said with a smile.”
Zhao Youcai said unhappily and in shock,"What noodles are they? Why are they so expensive?"
"Scotch noodles!" Ye Xian said proudly.”
Zhao Youcai probed,"This, is it the braised wine?"”
"It's free!" Ye Xian said honestly.”
Zhao Youcai turned his face away and said calmly,"Then give me a bowl of gravy and taste the saltiness first. Alright, alright, go, go!”
Ye Xian was slightly stunned and said,""Oh my, I've never done that before!"
Zhao Youcai said matter-of-factly,"That's because I didn't come. If I did, you would have done it long ago!"”
Ye Xian said with a look of disdain,"Old man, I want to say that the noodles are free. I want noodles. You pay me back!"”
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At this point, the live audience and the netizens in the live broadcast room were already laughing. They ate and ate, and each other reflected each other's beauty. After you sing, we'll take the stage!
"Hahahaha! That's because you didn't meet me! If I were here, you would have done this a long time ago! This is too f * cking classic!"
"No, no, I'm going to die of laughter! If I say that the noodles are free, I want the noodles. This little sissy is really good at acting!"
"This old actor acted very well! However, this script was also a powerful one. Which master's work was it? It's too classic!"
"Who played the role of this waiter? Why does it look so familiar? It wasn't one of the usual assistant actors. Where did she see him? Aiya, I can't remember, I really can't remember. Strange, such a sissy character should have a lot of personality! How could he not remember? Forget it! I don't care! I've already become a fan of this waiter!”
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