This skit was a classic piece that Ye Xian had performed on the Spring Festival Gala in his previous life. It was called " My Father and I Swap Our Characters." Once it was performed, it received widespread praise!
Now that Ye Xian had moved this work to this world, Jing Xing once again performed a classic performance!
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On the stage, Direba said in surprise,"What? Where is this?"
"This is the women's washroom!" Ye Xian said matter-of-factly.”
"The women's washroom?" Dilireba said speechlessly.？？”
Ye Xian added,"You're the toilet guard, right?"
Immediately, Dilraba was completely speechless. Huang Haonan, who saw this scene, immediately shouted anxiously,"Dad!"
Looking at Huang Haonan, Ye Xian asked doubtfully,""Son?"
Then, Ye Xian said unhappily,"Why are you in the ladies 'room?？Come out quickly!"
"Dad!" Huang Haonan said speechlessly. This is our house!"
Immediately, Ye Xian bent down and looked around the room. He suddenly said,""I was wondering why he looked so familiar!"
After saying that, Ye Xian laughed foolishly.
Huang Haonan saw that Ye Xian had finally sobered up a little. He tugged at the corner of Direba's clothes and explained to Ye Xian,"Dad, this is our Teacher Zhang!"
Dilireba politely extended his hand and smiled."Hello, hello!"
Ye Xian also politely held the jade-like hand that Dilraba had extended. However, Ye Xian suddenly slapped his other hand down heavily and laughed loudly,"Hahahahaha…I'm treating you like a toilet guard!”
As he spoke, he heavily patted Direba's shoulder and continued with a smile,"Little guy!"
After saying that, Ye Xian staggered back into the house, leaving behind a grumbling Dilraba who blinked his big eyes and looked at him. At the same time, he rubbed his hands as if he was in pain.
As soon as he entered the house, Ye Xian smiled at Huang Haonan and said,""Son! Hurry up and pour some wine for your teacher!"
Huang Haonan responded habitually,""Hey!"
Just as he was about to run to get the wine, he suddenly reacted and said in surprise," Ah???"
Ye Xian quickly reacted and turned around to smile at Direba."Pour the tea!"
Dilraba rubbed his hands and said with a smile,"You're welcome. You might not know me, but I'm his new form teacher.”
"It's alright, old homeroom teacher. I don't know him either!" Ye Xian replied with a smile.”
The entire hall burst into laughter once again. They had seen casual people before, but they had never seen Ye Xian being so casual. What did he mean by " I don't know the old form teacher!"”And you're still talking so seriously?
However, Ye Xian did not react in time. After he finished speaking, he hummed a tune and walked into the house, as if he was going to open the floodgate to relieve himself.
The embarrassed Dilraba was left rubbing his red hand.
At this moment, Huang Haonan quickly ran over and said worriedly,""Teacher, are you scared?"
"It's alright, it's alright!" Dilireba immediately said with a smile.”
As soon as he finished speaking, he frowned and looked at his hand that was in extreme pain. It was red! Then, she covered it again.
"Why don't you come back tomorrow?" Huang Haonan said with some difficulty.”
Suddenly, Ye Xian's voice came from the room.""Nonsense! It wasn't easy for the teacher to make a trip here, and he didn't want the teacher to sit for a while longer?”
As he spoke, Ye Xian quickly walked out from the gift and smiled at Direba."Teacher, sit, sit. Aiya, I'm sorry. I drank a little.”
As he spoke, he sat down.
Then, she smiled and said,"I'm very happy today. Our factory director specially invited me to drink!" Hehe, there are more than 300 people in the factory. Why did they invite me?？？Uh uh uh "
Ye Xian nodded his head proudly, then burst into laughter and said seriously,""Hahaha, my main task is to drink for the director! I made an appointment with the factory manager. As long as he turns his head, I'll drink. I don't know what's wrong with him today. He keeps scratching his head, he keeps scratching his head. I keep drinking, I keep drinking…"
As Ye Xian spoke, he gestured in an extremely vivid manner. He made a gesture of shaking his head and then made a gesture of drinking wine. Then, he frowned and said to Dilraba,"In the end, I couldn't take it anymore. Stop scratching! I can't drink anymore! I'm not drinking anymore!"
Ye Xian then turned around and imitated the factory manager,""The factory manager said that I didn't want to scratch it either.”
As he spoke, Ye Xian scratched his head with a headache.
Immediately, Direba burst into laughter."Hahahaha…"
The audience couldn't help but follow Direba's devilish laughter and burst into laughter.
" 6666, I'm convinced by this joke. I'm wearing the headgear upside down…"
"Ye Xian, are you trying to kill me with laughter? Can you be more serious? Did you even figure out that the headgear was worn upside down?”
"Am I the only one who was shocked by that sentence,'It's okay, I don't know the old form teacher either!'Did he hit the funny spot? No way, am I the only one who has a low laughing point?"
"Hahaha, no, no. I was hit on the funny spot too. Besides, Ye Xian and Huang Haonan's hairstyles are too similar! I didn't realize that Huang Haonan looked so much like Ye Xian. Ye Xian, tell me honestly, is Huang Haonan your illegitimate child?”
" Pfft, I'm convinced. Even my illegitimate son is here. However, it's not impossible. Hahaha."
“……”
Everyone's discussion didn't disturb Dilireba at all. She was still laughing out loud.
Just as Dilraba was laughing uncontrollably, Ye Xian and Huang Haonan looked at her in surprise. When Dilraba realized it, he immediately stood up awkwardly and said with a smile,"I'm sorry, let's get down to business! The main reason I came today is because he didn't hand in his essay.”
As he spoke, Diljeba pointed at Huang Haonan, who was standing beside Ye Xian.
Hearing this, Ye Xian frowned and said,""Come here! Why didn't he write an essay? What happened?"
As he spoke, Ye Xian poked Huang Haonan with his finger, looking angry.
"I couldn't have written it without you!" Huang Haonan immediately said with grievance.”
"I'm involved in this?" Ye Xian shouted in surprise.”
Dilireba quickly stood up to stop Ye Xian and explained,"Don't blame the child! The topic of our essay is--”
"What do you mean?" Ye Xian asked in confusion. I'll be the son and he'll be the father?"
As she spoke, she pointed at Huang Haonan.
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