Under the cheers of the crowd, Hao Jian, who was wearing a military coat and pushing a bicycle with a broken front wheel, went on stage with a bruised face.
Hao Jian pushed the bicycle and shouted in pain as he walked,""Aiya…Aiya…Aiya…"
Walking to the center of the arena, Hao Jian put the car aside and faced the audience. He frowned and said with a pained expression,"I have one biggest flaw, and that is that I'm too nosy.
Just now, I saw a car with its trunk open on the road. I was chasing after it on my bike and wanted to tell someone.
In the end, he braked and I went into his trunk.
Just as I climbed out, a kind-hearted policeman came over and patted me on the shoulder.
I lost 200 yuan. Don't you think I'm being nosy? I swear, if I meddle in other people's business in the future, my name won't be Hao Jian. My name will be Extremely Cheap!”
After saying that, Hao Jian carried the car with an angry face and continued to walk forward. Suddenly, an old lady with silver hair, dancing Yangge and dancing a colorful fan suddenly rushed out and fell to the ground, screaming in pain.
Hao Jian turned back to take a look, then pretended not to see it. He continued to move forward, and at the same time, he snorted coldly and said,"Humph! I didn't see anything!"
At this moment, the silver-haired old granny lying on the ground suddenly cried out in pain,"Aiya…"
Hao Jian also imitated the sound of " Aiya " and continued walking forward.
The old lady lying on the ground cried out in pain again,"Aiya…"
Hao Jian gritted his teeth and mimicked the sound of "Aiya" again, but he still walked forward by himself.
The old lady lying on the ground seemed to be in extreme pain as she let out a cry of pain,"Oh my god…"
Suddenly, Hao Jian, who was walking forward, turned around and placed his bicycle on the ground. He said helplessly,"You win!"
Then, Hao Jian quickly ran to the old lady and said nervously,""Auntie, are you alright? Quick, see if it's broken? Does it hurt?"
The old lady touched her joints and said with a trembling voice,"Aiya, my elbow! Oh my, my Polengale! Aiya, my lumbar disc! Aiya, it doesn't hurt at all!"
Immediately, Hao Jian said with a pained expression,"No, auntie, it's already so late. Don't use the elimination method. Since it doesn't hurt, let's see if we can still walk.”
"I'll try…" the auntie said shakily.
As she spoke, the auntie who was lying on the ground felt as if there was wind under her feet. She directly lay on the ground and walked away!
Seeing this scene, Hao Jian immediately said in extreme surprise,"Hey, slow down! Aiya! You can walk, but you're walking according to the clock!”
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The live audience was immediately amused by Hao Jian's extremely stunning opening and the consecutive jokes, and burst after burst of laughter could be heard.
"Haha, this is too funny! Hao Jian was indeed Hao Jian. This work would be an extremely eye-catching work even if it was placed on the Spring Festival Gala!”
"I, Hao Jian-Da, am indeed a high-quality product!”
"Haha, God Ye and Goddess Reba are in danger now. Great Hao Jian must have a big plan. Speaking of which, could this be a piece that Great Hao Jian is preparing for the Spring Festival Gala? It's too stunning!"
"Aiya, my chest, my throat, and my hands don't hurt at all! Haha!"
"No, no, no. My hand hurts! My hand really hurts! He was already too famous. This was too funny. He still followed the schedule? Are you trying to make me laugh to death?"
“…………”
The emcee on the secondary stage, Guo Degang, saw this scene and his eyes lit up. He nodded secretly and thought to himself.
"Hao Jian, you sure have the guts to come. Now, let's see Ye Xian and Dilraba's works. Hehe, there's really a good show to watch today!”
While everyone was experiencing Hao Jian's work, Ye Xian, who was in the lounge, was also shocked.
The reason was very simple. The piece that Hao Jian was performing now was very similar to a skit from his previous life. It was Shen Teng's " Help Me or Not ". It was a piece that shone brightly on the Spring Festival Gala. It criticized the current malpractices and combined it with the hot topics of society. It was a piece that revolved around whether an old lady should be helped when she fell.
At that time, he had won first place for the skit on that year's Spring Festival Gala. It was just a pity that Benshan had been absent from that year's Spring Festival Gala and had not been able to let the two skit masters compete on the same stage.
In fact, when Ye Xian first heard about Hao Jian and saw him, he was slightly shocked. Hao Jian and Vice Sect Leader Shen looked extremely similar to Wang Luodan and Bai Baihe.
Later on, Ye Xian even specially looked up the life stories of Hao Jian and Deputy Sect Leader Shen on the Internet. Both of them were outstanding actors in the comedy industry. However, Deputy Sect Leader Shen was more inclined towards movies, while Hao Jian was more inclined towards skits. Both of them had their own merits, but because Hao Jian had appeared on the Spring Festival Gala many times, his popularity in the entertainment industry was much higher than Deputy Sect Leader Shen.
When Ye Xian finished reading the life stories of the two people, he was slightly surprised again. He found that if he combined Hao Jian and Deputy Sect Leader Shen together, they were almost identical to the Shen Teng he knew in his previous life!
However, in this parallel world, Hao Jian and Vice Sect Leader Shen were two different people!
Suddenly, Ye Xian, who was carefully watching Hao Jian's performance on the stage, frowned slightly. Hao Jian's opening was indeed very similar to the skit he saw in his previous life, but it was not the same skit. Many details were not shown, such as the crying bicycle rider saying that he used to drive a Mercedes-Benz. The most crucial scene was also missing. Hao Jian was lying on the ground as he replayed it again!
The final conclusion was also a little rushed. Only the traffic police came to deal with the dispute between Hao Jian and the old lady. Hao Jian said a few final words, which made people look thirsty.
However, such a piece of work could still be considered a masterpiece in this parallel world where the entertainment level was only around that of the sixties. It was indeed much better than the performances of the other four groups of guests.
After Hao Jian's performance ended, he thanked the audience and walked off the stage with a smile. He wiped the sweat from his forehead and told the camera how he felt. In general, he was very satisfied with his performance today.
After Hao Jian left the stage, it was now the turn of Ye Xian and Dilraba, the last pair who had yet to perform. At this moment, they were already prepared at the back of the stage, ready to go on stage at any time!
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