At this point, the skit gradually entered the main theme.
On the stage, Ye Xian followed behind Dilreba with a sullen expression. When he saw Teacher Niu, he immediately stretched out his hand and said to Teacher Niu as if he had seen his family,"That Comrade Niu, aren't you afraid of being laughed at? Just the two of us at home for the rest of our lives! After becoming famous, he published two books, and now he still owes the publishing firm 20,000 yuan…"
Hearing Ye Xian mention this matter, Dilraba pulled Ye Xian and said unhappily,"Why did you tell him about this? Does it have anything to do with people?"
Ye Xian turned to look at Dilreba and said angrily,"The summons came this morning. They want to sue…"
Seeing that Ye Xian and Dilraba were quarreling, Teacher Niu immediately smiled and said,"Alright, alright, alright. Here's 20,000 yuan. I'll bid here!”
As he spoke, Teacher Niu took out 20,000 yuan from his pocket and slammed it on the table.
Ye Xian, who was initially unwilling to let it go, saw the 20,000 yuan and his eyes immediately widened. He muttered,"Is it okay? This…he…what did he mean?”
Teacher Niu smiled and explained to Ye Xian,""Uncle, didn't I plan to develop this egg-laying rooster? This is the advance payment, 20,000 yuan.”
Immediately, Ye Xian's old face bloomed with a smile as he said,"For us?"
Teacher Niu continued to explain with a smile," No, it doesn't belong to the two elders yet. I'll ask you questions later. You have to cooperate. If you cooperate well, we might even increase the price!”
Hearing this, Ye Xian was immediately overjoyed. He touched the 20,000 yuan on the table with one hand as if he was touching the love of his life. Without looking at Teacher Niu, he smiled and said,"Hehehe, cooperate! I'll cooperate with you however you want!"
Then, Ye Xian subconsciously picked up the 20,000 yuan on the table and wanted to put it into his pocket. He muttered,"Where should I put this first?"
When Teacher Niu saw this, he immediately went forward to grab Ye Xian's hand and said with a smile,"Put it here first!"
At this moment, Dilraba, who was watching this scene from the side, smiled and asked Ye Xian,"Is it reliable?"
Ye Xian no longer had the unforgiving attitude he had when they quarreled earlier. He immediately nodded and said with a smile,"It's reliable!"
Then, he saw Direba reach out and push Ye Xian away. He even said in disdain,"Move aside!"
Seeing Ye Xian's money-grubber look, the audience burst into laughter!
"Aiya, I say, Grandpa Ye, how money-grubber are you? Why did he look at the 20,000 yuan like he was looking at his new wife? Can we be a little more promising?"
"No, no, no, brother, you're wrong. This is even more intimate than seeing a new wife! He's really f * cking amazing!"
"Goddess Reba is the same, especially when she said,'Move aside!'This is too f * cking funny. Also, look at how obedient Grandpa Ye is now. He doesn't even dare to speak! All you know is to sit there and laugh foolishly!"
"Ye Xian and Dilireba really brought the image of these two old men from the Northeast to life. My hometown is in the Northeast, and my grandparents are like this!”
“…………”
On the stage, Ye Xian and Direba sat back on the brick bed. Direba smiled and said to Teacher Niu,"Begin, begin!"
While Dilraba was speaking, Ye Xian reached out his hand and touched the 20,000 yuan behind him. He looked left and right, putting on a look of satisfaction!
Beside him, Dilraba sensed Ye Xian's abnormality and pulled at him with a look of disgust. However, Ye Xian did not react at all. His eyes were still fixed on the 20,000 yuan, as if he was afraid that they would suddenly run away with his long legs.
Just as Dilraba was about to say something to Ye Xian, Teacher Niu had already fiddled with the camera and asked,"Uncle, Auntie, when did our rooster start laying eggs?”
Immediately, Dilraba ignored Ye Xian and began to respond to Teacher Niu. As he recalled, he said,"I can't answer the specific time, but everyone can log into my blog, Sanda Buliu's blog, Diligebaduokang!”
Immediately, many of the live audience members shouted.
"Yes, I logged in. I don't have a blog, Dilirebaduokang!”
"Hahaha…"
Teacher Niu, who was on stage, also smiled. He was not affected by the audience at all. He looked at Direba and said with a smile,"Haha, auntie has a blog?”
Immediately, Diliraba burst into laughter. He was about to say something to flatter himself when Ye Xian suddenly said sourly,"Celebrities are so mean!"
Upon hearing this, the smile that had just bloomed on Diljeba's face froze. He looked at Ye Xian with a look of shock and disdain.
Seeing that the two of them were about to start arguing again, Teacher Niu, who was at the side, hurriedly interrupted,"Uncle, please recall carefully. Before this rooster laid eggs, were there any signs?”
"There were no signs…" Ye Xian replied honestly.
At this moment, Dilraba, who was beside Ye Xian, suddenly picked up the 20,000 yuan on the table and waved it in front of Ye Xian. Ye Xian said with a look on his face,"That's impossible!"
Then, Ye Xian awkwardly said,""At that time, the chicken was very conflicted and depressed. Think about it, think about it. A rooster wants to lay eggs, but it has to do something that isn't its job! Isn't this embarrassing? What did its peers think of it? What did the chicken think of it? What did the duck think? What did the goose think? How are you going to survive in the literary world in the future?"
Ye Xian even got off the brick bed as he spoke, and he gestured with his fingers in an extremely vivid manner.
Direba suddenly interrupted Ye Xian and corrected him,"Chicken Realm!"
Immediately, Ye Xian reacted and quickly changed his words,"Chicken world, not chicken world, poultry world, how can you survive? Right? Was the little hen that had been with it in the past sad? Moreover, when it was a rooster, the chicks that hatched from the eggs had all grown up. What should he call it? Dad? No! Call her mom? That's not right either! Call her aunt? It was even more wrong! However! I can't not lay eggs when I have eggs!"
At this point, Ye Xian suddenly put on a stifled posture and said foolishly,"It's so suffocating…"
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