When the audience saw Ye Xian's silly look, they clapped their hands or held their stomachs as they laughed.
"My god, this wave of laughter came too quickly and too fiercely. If I don't laugh, I'll be panicking!”
"Hahaha, my Ye is amazing! Your analysis is very reasonable. How do you think you can survive in the poultry industry in the future? How should I address those chickens?"
"No, no, no, brother, I have to go! It's so stifled…Hahahaha!"
"Ye Xian, are you trying to kill me with laughter?"
“…………”
Ye Xian, who was on stage, was not affected by the audience at all. He shouted,"So…"
Suddenly, Direba seemed to have thought of something and interrupted impatiently,"Thus, it strengthened its belief! He laid his own eggs and let others talk about it.”
As he spoke, Direba even stood up and gestured, scaring Teacher Niu who was beside him!
The audience who were still laughing just now wanted to force themselves to stop in order not to miss this extremely exciting plot. However, they were suddenly attacked by this laughter that was like an avalanche and could no longer hold it in.
"Hahaha, good! Good!"
"Thus, it strengthened its belief! He laid his own eggs and let others talk about it! Hahaha, Goddess Fatty Di, are you trying to kill me? You're too good at this!"
"Ruined, ruined! I, Goddess Fatty Di, have been led astray by Ye Xian!!! Ye Xian, compensate me for my pure and flawless Goddess Fatty Di!”
…………
On the stage, Diljeba and Ye Xian looked at each other and felt happy for their intelligence. They were laughing foolishly as if they were saying,"
"I admire myself too much to be able to cover up this way!”
At this moment, Ye Xian said loudly in a serious tone,"It just can't hold it in anymore! As long as he can hold it in, he can't play!"
As soon as these words came out, it made Direba laugh out loud.
At this moment, Teacher Niu, who had been amused for a long time, asked curiously,"Uncle, where did he put this egg?”
For a moment, both Direba and Ye Xian were stumped. Direba hesitated for a long time before shouting at Ye Xian,"I'm asking you, where did you put it?"
Seeing that he couldn't avoid it, Ye Xian stood up from the heated brick bed again. As he thought about it, he stammered,"Where did it go…Where did it go…At that time, it…It wanted to! Where should I pinch? Pa, pa, pa, he's just strolling around…"
As he said that, Ye Xian imitated the image and kept muttering,"It thought as it strolled. When it came to the chicken nest, it was too embarrassed to get down! It's wandering again, where to pinch. When he arrived in front of the duck rack, he was too embarrassed to get off! Which piece should I put down? I can't hold it in anymore. If it falls down, it'll all leak out! Where?"
Suddenly, Ye Xian quickly walked towards Dilraba and asked with a puzzled expression,"Hey, where did you end up? Guess!”
Direba thought for a moment, then he went all out and said loudly,"Dog kennel!"
Ye Xian was overjoyed when he heard that. He immediately high-fived Direba!
" Aiya, scold him! He's too witty!"
Ye Xian immediately laughed and said to Teacher Niu,"It's in the kennel! Haha!"
"Then who discovered it first?" Teacher Niu asked again.”
Ye Xian immediately smiled foolishly and said,"You're just a puppy!"”
Dilraba also got up from the kang and added,"Once the paparazzi found out, the whole county knew about it the next day! Our chicken became famous overnight!!! That guy! In the past, when our chicken walked in the aisle, it puffed out its chest and raised its head, looking imposing!”
As he spoke, Diljeba stretched out his two hands and mimicked them like two chicken claws."Ka…ka…ka…I've laid a male egg, the walkway has changed! It had become like this! Clack…clack…clack…Aiyo, I see this paw on the ground, it's scratching and scratching. After a closer look, I understand. I'm practicing my signature!!!”
Immediately, the applause, laughter, and cheers couldn't be stopped!
On the stage, Teacher Niu also laughed and said with satisfaction,""Well said! It was too exciting, uncle! Where was the egg laid by the rooster?”
"I ate it!" Ye Xian said with a smile.
In an instant, Teacher Niu, who had a satisfied smile on his face, was stunned. He asked in extreme surprise,"You ate it? Who ate it?"
"She wouldn't dare to eat what I'm eating!" Ye Xian chuckled.”
Immediately, Teacher Niu asked Ye Xian with a serious expression,"What was your reaction after eating?”
"There's no reaction at all. It's exactly the same as a normal egg," Ye Xian said seriously.”
Hearing this, Teacher Niu was unhappy and said unhappily,"Uncle, you're not cooperating! How could he say that? This can't be like eating ordinary eggs! You can't say that you can cure all diseases. At the very least, you have to have some effect! Aunty, if you leave me with this money…"
As he spoke, Teacher Niu stretched out his hand to take back the 20,000 yuan on the table. Immediately, Direba became anxious and hurriedly stopped Teacher Niu. He said anxiously,"Yes, yes, this cooperation! I know, please turn it on! It can cure illnesses. Turn it on!"
Hearing this, Teacher Niu reluctantly walked to the camera.
Seeing that Teacher Niu was almost done fiddling with it, Dilireba immediately said to the camera in a serious manner," Many elderly people are troubled by the sequelae of cerebral hemorrhage. My wife had cerebral hemorrhage last year. Before she ate the male egg, she was like this…"
Immediately, Direba turned to Ye Xian, who had an extremely reluctant expression on his face, and said anxiously,"Learn from Second Brother Wu, hurry up! Brain clot! He was like this before he ate the male egg!”
As he spoke, Dilreba dragged Ye Xian down from the bed. Ye Xian immediately limped, pouted, and walked with his head held high.
Immediately, Direba said to the camera again,"Let's watch it after we finish the eggs…"
Before Diliraba could finish speaking, Ye Xian fell to the ground with a thud!
Immediately, Direba became extremely unhappy and shouted impatiently,"Get up!"
Ye Xian sat on the ground and asked Direba unhappily,"Are you lying?"
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