As the skit continued, Dilraba refused to admit it and said,"How is this called lying! This wasn't a fake medicine, and it wasn't harmful to people!”
As he spoke, he pulled Ye Xian over and said helplessly to Teacher Niu,"Little calf! Turn it around and broadcast it! I always fall before I eat the egg. I can walk after I finish eating…"
When the netizens heard Direba's extremely sharp ridicule, they could not help but spit out rice! All kinds of happy bullet comments flooded the entire live broadcast room.
"Aiya, I can't take it anymore. My stomach hurts from laughing! Please let my stomach rest!”
"D * mn, how can it be edited like this? Awesome, I'm hot!"
"This is too f * cking fun. This skit is definitely not inferior to Hao Jian's work just now!”
"It's not just not worse than that skit, it's simply much better, alright?! I couldn't stop laughing at all!”
“…………”
Everyone watched the live broadcast and teased the actors on the channel.
Who said that everyone understood that this was just the plot in the skit? Ye Xian and Dilraba would not look like this in real life, but…it was too f * cking immersive!
On the stage, Dilraba asked Ye Xian to invite Teacher Niu to drink while she walked into the room to serve a few more dishes. She said unhappily,"You pour the wine, I'll go down and get the vegetables! Why was this thing so annoying?!!”
With the matter almost settled, Teacher Niu was in a good mood. He smiled and said,"It's pretty good, it's done pretty well! This 20,000 yuan is yours!”
When he heard that the 20,000 yuan had finally entered the station, Ye Xian ignored Dilraba. He smiled and called Teacher Niu to the brick bed. As he poured wine for him, he said with a smile,"Hahaha, come! Drink some wine, you'll be able to turn the tables!"
"It's not instigation, it's planning!" Teacher Niu hurriedly corrected him.”
Ye Xian quickly poured some wine for Teacher Niu and smiled awkwardly."Haha, whatever! In our family, ever since your auntie became famous! This was the first time he saw money! What do you plan to do next?"
At this moment, Dilraba came up from backstage with a big dish. Under Ye Xian's call, he climbed onto the brick bed and prepared to sit there and chat with Teacher Niu.
Teacher Niu laughed and clinked glasses with Ye Xian. He began to share his thoughts with a smile."I'm just creating hype. I'll buy this chicken out! Isn't that right?"
Teacher Niu suddenly thought of something and smiled."Hey, uncle, can you please bring that chicken out?”
Knowing that the 20,000 yuan was truly his now that he had given the chicken to Teacher Niu, Ye Xian immediately said with a smile,"Aiya, after you finish watching that chicken…Haha…handsome!”
Ye Xian got off the brick bed and went into the house to carry the chicken.
Teacher Niu ate a piece of meat and suddenly remembered that the contract had not been signed yet. He smiled and said to Dilraba,"Auntie, then let's hurry up and sign the contract! This 20,000 yuan is enough to buy out the chicken! 20,000! Sign here, there's a clause for you to take a look at! If you breach the contract, you have to return double. You have to give me 40,000 yuan, auntie?”
Diljeba also wanted to quickly settle this matter. The 20,000 yuan was her own. She immediately smiled and said,"Don't double it, ten times. I'll give you 200,000! How can I not let you carry me away? You!"
As he spoke, Direba signed the contract.
After looking at the contract, Teacher Niu took out another piece of paper from his pocket and smiled at Direba."Why don't I work with auntie? By the way, auntie! I'll have to trouble you to be the spokesperson for an egg-laying rooster!”
"It's an advertisement, isn't it?" Diliraba said with a smile. I'll record, hurry up and record, I'll get the money! Haha, hurry up and turn it on…"
Dilireba looked at the advertisement slogan in his hand and smiled."Good lyrics! It was very simple! Yes, very reliable!"
As he spoke, Teacher Niu prepared the camera and shouted at Direba,"Begin!"
Immediately, Direba kept waving his hands in front of the camera and gestured in a decent manner. He shouted,"Egg-rooster, the fighter jet among rooster! Oh yeah! And a side one, you can edit it! Egg-laying rooster, the fighter among rooster! Oh yeah! Give me another one on the back, an egg-laying rooster..."
As Dilreba said this classic line, as well as the few extremely vivid movements she matched, the entire audience burst into laughter!
"F * ck! This advertising slogan is godly! Egg-laying rooster, the fighter among rooster! Oh yeah! Oh my god! I'm going to die laughing!"
"'The egg-laying rooster, the fighter among the rooster! Oh yeah!' Oh my god, why is this advertising slogan in my mind? I'm done for, I've been brainwashed…"
" Me too, me too. I can't get rid of this nightmare-like advertising slogan…"
"I'm sure that only Ye Xian's brain can think of this advertisement…It's over, we've been tricked…'The egg-laying rooster, the fighter among the rooster! Oh yeah!'"
“…………”
On the stage, the skit was still going on. Just as Direba was in the midst of recording the advertisement, Ye Xian, who had gone to hug the chicken, suddenly ran over anxiously and pulled Direba nervously.
Immediately, Dilraba became unhappy and said impatiently to Ye Xian,"What are you doing? We're recording an advertisement! Hurry up and hug a chicken for someone else. I've already signed the contract! Pay 40,000 yuan!"
This time, Ye Xian did not listen to Direba. He still forcefully pulled Direba out and mumbled,"Come out!"
Looking at Ye Xian's expression, Dilireba was a little impatient and asked in confusion,"What are you doing? Why are you so slow? Wouldn't it be over if you just give it to her?"
Ye Xian completely ignored Dilraba's words and said with a bitter face,"You signed the contract? Why are you in such a hurry? It's over, the chicken is gone!"
"Where did he go?" Dilraba asked in disbelief.”
"My daughter-in-law stewed it, so just eat that!" Ye Xian said with a headache.”
Immediately, Dilireba was stunned and felt that he was in a bad state! He had no attachment to life…
However…the audience burst into laughter when they saw this scene, unable to stop.
"Let the two of you be so smug! Is it okay now? Is the chicken gone? Was he going to lose money? Dumbfounded? Hahaha, why am I so happy?”
"Stewed? Stewed well! I like my daughter-in-law! This wave of assistance came too timely…"
"Is this the legendary God's help? I didn't say 66666, I'll call for you!"
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