Even though the audience was extremely happy and there were countless jeers, the skit was not over yet. They had to continue acting…
On the stage, Ye Xian quickly hugged Dilraba, who felt like he had nothing left to live for. He said nervously,"Wife! Wife! Boss…Hot! Hot! Little Deeny! Little Deeny! Hey! Look at me!"
Dilireba, who felt that the world had lost its color, glanced at Ye Xian and said in extreme pain,"Hmm…Famine turned into 40,000? Wuwuwu…"
Ye Xian patted Dilreba to cheer her up and quickly comforted her,"Wife! Look at me! Don't be anxious! Don't get angry! The old man is here! No, look at my eyes, okay? Think of a way to make up for it!"
Dilraba was unwilling to listen. He cried anxiously and said,"What should we do?"
Suddenly, Ye Xian patted Direba hard. Immediately, Direba pursed his lips and stopped crying.
Seeing this, Ye Xian hurriedly continued to comfort Direba."Don't cry! Alright! Look at me! A joke! Ah! There was an old man! The old man is here! Hei Hei…Baby is here! Be obedient!"
Even though Ye Xian had already said so, Diliraba, who felt deeply hurt by this cruel and heartless world, still could not hold back the great sorrow that had destroyed her spiritual defense. As she followed Ye Xian to the living room, she kept scolding him step by step.
Immediately, Ye Xian's eyes hardened as he shouted,""What are you talking about? Don't cry, don't cry, ah! Oh my, look at the old man, baby! Sigh! Hehe…"
Teacher Niu, who was in the room, saw the two of them and immediately walked over quickly. He asked in confusion,"Auntie was quite good just now! What's going on?"
"It's over, you say?" Ye Xian hurriedly explained. When I heard that the rooster was taken away, my heart ached! Sigh, why are you crying? Come, sit here!"
After saying that, Ye Xian hurriedly turned around and comforted Dilraba softly. When Teacher Niu heard this reason, he immediately smiled and said,"Haha, it's fine. I have feelings for you!”
Ye Xian also chuckled. He, who had always been a money-grubber, suddenly took the 20,000 yuan on the table and handed it to Teacher Niu. He smiled and said,"Hehe, aiya, keep this money first!”
Teacher Niu was stunned for a moment, then smiled and said,"Uncle, you can't joke about this. If you want to breach the contract and get a refund, it won't be 20,000 yuan. You have to double it, 40,000 yuan!”
As he spoke, Teacher Niu smiled at Direba and asked,"Isn't that right, Aunt? Haha!"
Hearing this, Dilireba once again couldn't control the great sorrow in his heart. His entire face scrunched up and he cried out uncontrollably," Ah…Ah…Ah…Ah…"
Ye Xian was startled. He patted her arm and said in a low voice,""Why is it chirping? You! Alright!"
Teacher Niu did not mind. He thought that Direba was reluctant to part with the rooster that laid eggs. As he ate the drumstick, he asked in confusion,"Uncle, why didn't you bring the chicken over?”
Just as Ye Xian was thinking about how to respond to Teacher Niu, Direba suddenly interrupted,"I can't carry him…"
"Why?" Teacher Niu asked in confusion.”
Diliraba looked at Ye Xian and asked him to think of a way to smooth things over. Unexpectedly, Ye Xian suddenly said leisurely,"Nap!"
Teacher Niu was dumbfounded and asked in surprise,"Chicken afternoon nap?"
Ye Xian said seriously,"Ah! This chicken, even laying eggs and crowing. This chicken took on two jobs. It was tiring!”
Seeing Ye Xian's ability to lie, the audience was instantly amused.
"66666, as expected of God Ye. How can this be solved? Amazing!"
"Haha, a rooster taking a nap! Only you, Ye Xian, can think of that…"
"Don't say, this reason is quite sufficient. How can a chicken not be tired after taking on two jobs?”
"I think Ye Xian has the potential to become a great hoodwinker. What do you think?”
"Haha, I agree!"
“…………”
On the stage, Ye Xian saw that he had successfully covered up the matter of the chicken afternoon nap. He immediately changed the topic and asked tentatively,"Come and drink. Do you think this chicken is that valuable? Don't lose it!"
Teacher Niu immediately smiled and said,"Uncle, I'll tell you the truth!" If this chicken was in your hands, it wouldn't be worth a single cent! Leave it to me, I'll hype it up! It's done!"
Teacher Niu slammed the table and continued with a smile,"Hey! This is valuable!"
"What if it's done stewing?" Ye Xian asked leisurely.”
The audience immediately understood what was going on and burst into laughter again. It was like a wave. Before one wave subsided, another wave rose!
On stage, Teacher Niu was also stunned.
Why did it suddenly become stewed? This was not a system at all!
However, he didn't mind and continued to smile."That's still valuable!"
Hearing this, Ye Xian became excited. He pointed at Teacher Niu and said loudly,""Ah, that means this chicken is a famous chicken! Whether it was alive or dead, even if it was eaten and stewed, it would still be valuable!”
Teacher Niu still did not react and subconsciously said,"That's right!"
Immediately, Dilireba felt that spring had come to a dead tree, that a long drought had come to a good rain, and that the night had passed and the dawn had come. He said excitedly to Ye Xian,"You're too talented!"
Ye Xian was also excited. He asked loudly again,"For example, this is the chicken! How much does it cost to eat one?"
"This is the only one. If you don't give me 2,000 yuan, you have no right to eat it!" Teacher Niu said proudly.”
"Where's the chicken heart?" Ye Xian immediately asked.”
"Four thousand!" Teacher Niu said proudly.”
"Where's the chicken liver?" Ye Xian asked again.
"Six thousand!"
"Where's the chicken kidney?"
"Eight thousand!"
Hearing this, Ye Xian immediately turned around and smiled at Direba."Enough!"
Dilireba immediately broke into a smile and shouted excitedly,"You're too talented!"
…………
Seeing Ye Xian solve this problem so cleverly, the audience applauded and cheered.
"Good!"
“666666”
"I'm convinced! Even an old granny wouldn't be convinced if I crossed the road, but I'm convinced by you!”
"Truly godly! To think that he could still make it up like this. There was really no one else who had this ability to bluff!”
"This awesome producer deserves it. He's completely trying to scam the people's money with hype. He deserves to be unlucky!”
"Yes, yes, yes. I hate this kind of people the most. They don't pay for their deaths. Someone should come out and punish them!”
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