At this point, the skit had reached the last part.
On the stage, Ye Xian kept putting chicken liver, chicken lungs, and chicken heart into Teacher Niu's bowl. Teacher Niu immediately said in embarrassment,"Uncle, Auntie, you guys eat too! Don't let me eat alone, you guys eat!”
Unexpectedly, Ye Xian smiled and said,""It's okay, we can't afford it!"
As he spoke, Ye Xian smiled and poured some wine for Teacher Niu. He wanted him to drink more so that he could eat more and eat enough of the 20,000 yuan…
Seeing Ye Xian pour the wine, Teacher Niu hurriedly said,"Uncle, you can't drink anymore! No matter what, you have to let me carry that chicken away later!”
"I can't carry you away!" Ye Xian said with a smile. You can take it away!"
Teacher Niu was stunned. He stared at Ye Xian and said in surprise,"Take it away?"
Seeing this scene, the laughter and cheers from the audience could not stop, especially when they heard Ye Xian calmly say things like " can't afford it " and " take it away ". The audience could not help but laugh!
Of course, it wasn't just the audience. The guests who were watching Ye Xian and Direba's performance backstage were also laughing out loud.
Vice Sect Leader Shen clutched his stomach and laughed,""This is so funny. This Ye Xian is really amazing. How could he come up with such a script? Especially the simple words 'it's okay, we can't afford it' and 'you can take it away', but they were able to accurately hit the funny point.'”
Little Yueyue was the same. Her eyes, which were not big to begin with, were now completely empty. She narrowed them into a line, and her toot face trembled violently as she said,""Oh my god! How could this be? Aiya! Annoying! The first place is gone again…"
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However, there were also some people who had different expressions. For example, Hao Jian. Although he was also laughing loudly, there was some doubt and worry between his brows.
"Your courage is commendable. You're challenging the current advertising industry!”
The host, Guo Degang, had the same expression as Hao Jian. At first, he was also laughing out loud, especially towards the end of the skit. There were more and more jokes, and the jokes were also quite beautiful. However, after laughing out loud, he suddenly frowned.
"Something is going to happen! You two little fellows are really fearless! He didn't even want to turn back! But…I like it!"
That's right, the skit's true intention was still obvious at this point. There was no rooster laying eggs. It was just that two simple old men had made a mistake and picked up an egg next to the rooster!
The rest were all random rumors and hype!
The developer was naturally clear about the details, but he didn't want to care about it at all. As long as there was enough hype and advertising, it was more important than anything else!
This was a complete mockery of those irresponsible advertisements that kept making up lies to scam people!
Ye Xian wanted to use this classic skit to expose those scamming advertisements. He wanted to use this method of spreading comedy to attract the attention of society!
Ye Xian was too lazy to care about the concerns of Guo Degang and the others. When he decided to act in this skit, he was already prepared to face the unscrupulous advertisers like a storm!
At this moment, Ye Xian only wanted to act this skit well and make it more widely spread!
On the stage, Ye Xian saw that his words had been exposed, and he immediately said with an embarrassed expression,"Let me tell you the truth. I'll let my daughter-in-law stew the chicken you want. Hehe, but according to your request, the method is different. You said stir-fry, but we stewed it! You've already set the price!
Anyway, this was the situation! If you want to keep the 20,000 yuan, you can keep it. If you don't, you can take it. If you're willing to eat, you can take away the 20,000 yuan feast. I didn't touch it at all. What do you think?”
Teacher Niu was instantly dumbfounded. How could he play like this?
Seeing that the matter had been successfully resolved, Dilraba immediately kissed Ye Xian's face excitedly and shouted,"You're too talented!"
During the rehearsal, Ye Xian had always asked Direba to use the side position, so he had never really kissed Ye Xian. However, Direba had really kissed Ye Xian just now, and even Ye Xian was stunned for a moment!
Direba blushed and turned his face away. Fortunately, the scene just now was very fast and completely flashed past. The audience thought that Direba was using a side position and did not have any other overreaction. They continued to cheer loudly and clap crazily!
Many of the audience members even stood up. This skit was really too good. It was the best skit they had ever seen in their lives! There was no other!
On the stage, Teacher Niu took a long time to recover. With a crying face, he looked as if he was about to cry. He anxiously said to Ye Xian and the enemy,"Uncle, Auntie, don't move. Cooperate with me. I can't let the chicken fall into my hands!”
After saying this, Teacher Niu faced the audience. Just like those advertisements on television that promoted products, he said with emotion,"When people get angry, it's easy to be stupid. I've always been stupid in the past! Ever since I ate the meat of this egg-laying rooster, I became smarter. It's worth it to eat a piece of meat for only 20,000 yuan!”
Immediately, Ye Xian and Direba laughed and shouted,"You're too talented!"
At this point, the skit ended perfectly. The laughter from the audience continued, and there were even many people in the audience shouting.
"One more! One more!"
"The great man said: A hundred years is too long, we should seize every minute! Ye Xian, give me another one!"
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There were also some extremely excited female audience members who were shouting loudly without caring about anything else.
"Ye Xian, I love you. I want to bear your children!”
"Another husband of Ye Xian!"
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At the same time, the comments in the live broadcast room were filled with all kinds of praises, all of them saying that this was the best skit they had ever seen in their lives.
When the audience was extremely enthusiastic, Ye Xian and Di Lieba took their leave. At the same time, the host, Guo Degang, walked up to the main stage with a smile on his face and shouted loudly!
"Alright, alright! Everyone, if you're satisfied with watching, hurry up and vote! The voting channel is open!"
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