Diljeba immediately pulled Ye Xian, who was standing at the door, inside and complained,"It's all your fault. You're wasting time. I told you to go out, but you said you wouldn't go out.”
"He's here?" Ye Xian was also a little confused. Then what should I do? Then I'll go out?"
Direba said anxiously,"You can't get out of here. What if you go out?”
Ye Xian said indifferently," Get out. I just finished talking. You talk!"”
"Pfft! Hahaha!"
Everyone burst into laughter when they heard that. Before they could react, they heard the last sentence!
The viewers watching the live broadcast on the internet were also bursting into laughter. Some of them happened to be drinking water, but in the end, they all spat it out!
"F * ck, that's amazing. How many blind dates are there?”
"Motherf * cker, this joke is too unexpected! I almost laughed until I was out of breath…"
"'What do you mean I just finished talking?'Ye Xian, you're deliberately causing trouble!”
"Haha…Impressive, impressive. I can tell that Ye Xian is not angry!”
“…………”
On the stage, Direba said angrily,"What the hell?”
Ye Xian was serious again and said with some excitement,"Doesn't this make you look popular? Are you overwhelmed? You're talking about everything here and there. Does this make you look like you're worth a lot? Will it work? I'll go out…"
As he spoke, Ye Xian was about to walk towards the main entrance.
Dilireba immediately stopped Ye Xian and said,"Forget it! You can't leave here. If you go out and bump into someone, you can't say anything. If you can't, you can leave through the window!”
Ye Xian looked at the window and was a little confused. Then, he said angrily,"If I walk through the window, I'll leave completely. This is the sixth floor!!!”
"Hahaha…"
Hearing Ye Xian's words, the crowd burst into laughter.
"666666 'I'll leave if I go through the window. This is the sixth floor!!!'”
"Ye Xian, I'm not even convinced when I go to the toilet, but you!”
"F * ck, six times!"
“…………”
Dilraba rubbed his hands awkwardly. In the end, he really couldn't think of a solution and could only helplessly say,"Then just sit here. Just sit here and don't make a sound.”
At this moment, Teacher Niu, who was outside the door, said in a sharp voice again,"Haiyan! Open the door!"
Diljeba turned around and looked at Ye Xian worriedly. Seeing that he didn't do anything, he agreed and opened the door.
As soon as the door opened, Teacher Niu saw Direba. As he twirled the flowers in his hand, he suddenly laughed and said,"Aiyohohohoho, Petrel!”
Then, Teacher Niu smiled and handed the flowers in his hand to Dilreba.
For a moment, Dilireba felt a little embarrassed. He took the flowers and said with a smile,"Why are you talking about this at such an old age?”
From the moment he entered the door, Teacher Niu's laughter had not stopped."Hehehehehehehe, E!!!”
Suddenly, Teacher Niu shouted loudly and stopped laughing!
Ye Xian, who was caught off guard, was immediately hit by Teacher Niu's laughter!
Seeing this scene, the audience burst into laughter again.
Teacher Niu did not mind. He smiled and turned 90 degrees. Coincidentally, he sat on Ye Xian, who he had not noticed all this time. Ye Xian did not say anything and just smiled at Teacher Niu.
Instantly, the laughter at the scene became even more enthusiastic. Many people were laughing so hard that they were about to suffocate!
Diliraba, who was standing at the side, felt extremely awkward when he saw this scene. He did not know what to say. At this moment, Ye Xian moved slightly and stuck his head out. Teacher Niu felt that something was not right. He turned his head and saw Ye Xian's smiling face.!!”She was so scared that she hid to the side!
When he saw that it was a person sitting there, Teacher Niu immediately patted his chest and said in shock,"Oh my god! This scared me to death. Why is there still someone here!!!”
Dilreba said awkwardly,"My cousin!"
Teacher Niu was surprised for a moment, then smiled and said,"Ah? Cousin! Oh my god, why didn't you inform me in advance that cousin was here! She didn't bring any gifts and was empty-handed. Hello, cousin, I didn't bring any gifts.”
As she spoke, Teacher Niu reached out and held Ye Xian's hand.
Ye Xian looked at the hand held by Teacher Niu and said with a smile,"Hehe, I brought chocolate biscuits!”
Teacher Niu was stunned for a moment. After she reacted, she smiled and said,"Cousin is so humorous.!!”
The audience was originally laughing at Ye Xian and the others 'lines, but after hearing Teacher Niu's extremely demonic laughter, they immediately couldn't help but laugh even more!
Dilraba smiled and greeted,"Hey, sit down!"
Teacher Niu looked at Ye Xian and sat on the sofa timidly. Suddenly, Teacher Niu saw the blanket on the sofa and asked in confusion,"This blanket?"
"Cousin lives here!" Dilireba replied.”
Teacher Niu looked at Ye Xian and asked curiously,""How many years have you lived here?"
Ye Xian chuckled and said,"I'll stay in the house for 20 years and stay here for a year."?”
Dilreba immediately explained awkwardly,"That cousin is paralyzed, so I've been serving him.”
Teacher Niu smiled sympathetically and said,"Paralysis, ha, ah, suffering, hehe ~~"
Dilireba felt that Ye Xian was particularly uncomfortable here and immediately said,"Then why don't you boil some water for the guests?”
"Huh?" Ye Xian asked with some doubt.”
Diliraba gave Ye Xian a look and said again,"Go and boil some water!”
Ye Xian was dumbfounded and said innocently,""Am I not paralyzed?"
"Hahahaha…"
The audience's laughter did not stop until this point in the skit. It was just nice that they could take a break. They did not expect Ye Xian and the others to come up with such a joke. Immediately, the audience could not help but laugh again!
"Oh my god, this is too funny! Yes! Am I not paralyzed? You still want me to boil water?"
"Amazing! I give you full marks for this!"
"I can't take it anymore. I just want to know how awkward Teacher Niu is!!!”
"Aiyo, my goddess Fatty Di, how did you get exposed so quickly? How could he look at his wife like this? This must be blind!"
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