On the stage, Direba immediately reacted and said awkwardly,"Aha, I forgot. I'll go boil some water.”
Then, Direba said to Teacher Niu worriedly,"Sequ, what are you talking about? Don't take it to heart.”
As he spoke, Dilraba prepared to boil water. When he passed by Ye Xian, he reminded him again,"Don't talk nonsense!"
After Dilraba left, only Ye Xian and Teacher Niu were left in the room. Ye Xian chuckled meaningfully, and Teacher Niu immediately laughed awkwardly."Hahahahahaha, E!!!”
Ye Xian looked at Teacher Niu and asked with a smile,"Are you a local? He's over 60 years old?"
Teacher Niu smiled awkwardly and said,"Local, 54, Year of the Rooster."
"Fifty-four?" Ye Xian smiled again. Hehe, you look really anxious…"
Teacher Niu immediately felt as if his sore spot had been poked. He smiled awkwardly and said,"Cousin is so humorous!"
Suddenly, Ye Xian frowned and stared at Teacher Niu. He said seriously,"You two are destined to be incompatible! She was born in the year of the monkey, 55, and you were born in the year of the chicken, 54. I don't think you two will make it.”
Teacher Niu didn't mind. As if biting his tongue, he smiled and said,"I didn't say that. It's all over! Now, everyone was looking at the star…constellation! I'm a Gemini, and she's an Aries. Our star signs are especially compatible! Big brother, what's your star sign?"
Ye Xian smiled and replied," I'm sitting on the sofa. I'm paralyzed and can't go anywhere."”
Teacher Niu immediately laughed and asked again," Ahaha, I'm asking you about your horoscope!"
Ye Xian smiled again." I have to sit here even if you don't have a constellation. Paralysis!"”
Teacher Niu smiled and shook his head.”
As he spoke, Dilraba walked over with a cup of hot water and was about to hand it to Teacher Niu. Unexpectedly, Ye Xian, who was sitting at the side, suddenly took the cup with a smile.
Direba said anxiously,"This is for the customer!"
Ye Xian glanced at Direba and said awkwardly,"Let me see if you've brewed it."
Then, under Teacher Niu's gaze, Ye Xian picked up the cup and took a sip. Then, he said with a bitter face,"The tea leaves haven't been boiled yet.”
As he spoke, he handed the cup to Teacher Niu.
Teacher Niu brought the water to his mouth a few times. He wanted to drink it, but in the end, he could not drink it. At the side, Dilreba complained unhappily,"It's water for the guests. Why are you fighting to drink it? Go to that room and wait for a while!"
"Huh?" Ye Xian asked in a daze.”
Dilireba expressionlessly reiterated,"Let's go to that room!"
Ye Xian was speechless.""I'm paralyzed. Why do you keep forgetting?”
Seeing Ye Xian mention this joke again, the audience laughed instinctively without even thinking about it…
This skit was very closely connected. There was no extra space. Almost every sentence was a burden! Every paragraph had a funny point, and most importantly, there was no extra space. It was especially concise and clear, which required a certain level of writing skills!
Out of all the guests present on "The Happy Comedian," Ye Xian was probably the only one with such talent!
The skit continued.
Once again exposed, Dilreba said awkwardly,"Then, you stay here. Let's go up to that room!”
As he spoke, Teacher Niu followed Dilraba into the inner room. The two of them sat on opposite sides of the brick bed and looked at each other. Then, they smiled awkwardly, especially Teacher Niu. His smile was even more exaggerated.
" Roar, hehe, hehe, it's really not easy! It's really not easy to serve such a paralyzed cousin for more than 20 years! Then, Haiyan, Haiyan! Since you don't have any other opinions about me, then we're already so old. Let's not talk about useless things. We'll get it tomorrow. I'll move in and live together!”
As he spoke, Teacher Niu continued to approach Dilreba. Suddenly, Ye Xian, who had been 'paralyzed' all this time, walked in and asked in surprise,"What's wrong?"
It immediately scared Dilraba and Teacher Niu.
Immediately, Direba got up from the brick bed and asked impatiently,"Why are you here again?"
"I'll ask around. Why do you want to move here?" Ye Xian said expressionlessly.”
"I want to move here!" Teacher Niu said with a smile. How good was that! Little family."
"Don't you have a house there?" Ye Xian asked again. Then where is cousin going?"
Teacher Niu thought for a moment, then smiled and said,"Move out!"
Ye Xian was a little angry and said in surprise,"Me moving out? You want me to live under the bridge? We've already agreed! You…Don't you have a house that's more than a thousand square meters?”
Teacher Niu immediately smiled and said,"My thousand!" Too broken! It was too big! He had to use a car to push things back and forth! My house is also very dusty! At our age, it's too tiring to clean up! If cousin doesn't mind, then why don't the three of us live together?”
Upon hearing this, Direba was shocked."The three of us are staying together?"
Teacher Niu didn't feel anything wrong at all. He said with certainty,"Ah! I've already served more than two thousand people, I don't need cousin. When I come over, I'll serve you with Haiyan. Cousin, hehe, I serve people…"
Suddenly, Teacher Niu slapped Ye Xian's arm and laughed."It's great!"
Then, Mr. Niu seemed to have recalled something, and he was laughing uncontrollably.
Ye Xian was also amused by Teacher Niu's words. He asked with a smile,"What are you doing? If I let you serve me for a day, you can serve me away!”
Immediately, the crowd burst into laughter and applause.
"F * ck, this is simply amazing.'I let you serve me for a day, and you can serve me away!'”
"Don't you have to serve me? Otherwise, it would be so awkward if Cousin lived here too!”
"Teacher Niu's role this time is too simple and honest. It's too funny! Especially his demonic laughter, it was too infectious! This is a real breakthrough in acting!”
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