Upon hearing Ye Xian's words, Teacher Niu immediately looked at Dilraba awkwardly, not knowing what to say.
After thinking for a while, Dilraba finally understood. If Ye Xian was here today, she would not be able to go on a blind date. She immediately explained impatiently to Ye Xian, wanting him to leave the room quickly,"No, we're in a hurry. He didn't say that he had to move here or chase you away.”
Ye Xian did not agree and continued to say expressionlessly,""You have to be honest when you're dating someone. You just have to tell them what's wrong with you, right?”
When he heard this, Teacher Niu finally understood what was going on. He asked Direba in surprise,"Um…you were married before?"
Dilireba didn't want to talk about this matter, so he casually said,"Aiya, that was more than twenty years ago!”
Teacher Niu continued to ask,"Do you have children?"
Diljeba shook his head unwillingly and said impatiently,"No!"
Teacher Niu was a little surprised."She didn't want children for more than 20 years. Why?”
Dilraba was a little embarrassed and said with some disdain,"Old man can't!"
Suddenly, Ye Xian, who was sitting quietly at the side, interrupted unhappily,"What's wrong with this old man?"
"Pfft!"
Immediately, the audience burst into laughter again. What did he mean by the old man couldn't do it? Goddess Reba, you've gone bad!
"Ye Xian, you're too evil! Wasn't this a slap in the face? How am I supposed to reply to you?”
"F * ck, I'm supporting God Ye. How can I tolerate being told that I can't?”
"How can a man say no?"
"D * mn, I'm dying of laughter. That's right, tell me, what can't an old man do?”
"I beg for the area of embarrassment in Teacher Niu's heart!”
…………
At this moment, everyone was stunned by the awkward chat that Ye Xian and the others had created. At the same time, they were looking forward to it even more. This kind of awkward chat was really too interesting!
The five guests in the backstage waiting room were shocked when they saw the framework of the skit unfold without them knowing. At the same time, they were deeply impressed.
In fact, the key to this awkward conversation was the foreshadowing part. However, Ye Xian and the others had already cleverly completed that part without them noticing. There was no sense of awkwardness at all. By the time everyone reacted, they were already deeply attracted by this skit!
This work, this talent, this is too much of Ye Xian! Can't you give us professional comics a way out?
For a moment, the five groups of participating guests looked at each other and sighed endlessly!
At the same time, a sense of helplessness rose in the depths of his heart. He really couldn't stop it. There was nothing he could do. Ye Xian might really be about to achieve an extremely stunning grand slam!
On the stage, the performance continued.
Once again interrupted by Ye Xian, Dilireba was furious."Why didn't you agree when I said the old man couldn't do it? So what if the old man can't do it? The old man is sick!”
Ye Xian asked again expressionlessly,""What's wrong with this old man?"
Diliraba glanced at Ye Xian and said with unusual disdain,"No!"
Hearing this, Ye Xian immediately lost his composure.""Don't do that! If you're dating, just say your own thing. Why isn't the old man giving birth again?”
Seeing that Ye Xian was getting more and more enthusiastic, Dilraba was a little angry and said directly,"The old man is dead!"
Ye Xian was clearly fine, but he was told that he was dead by Direba. Ye Xian immediately asked unhappily,"The old man is dead? When did he die?”
"He's not dead. He's always living in our hearts!" Dilireba replied impatiently.”
Hearing this, Ye Xian raised his voice and said angrily,""Isn't that still dead? Why are you like this?"
The more he spoke, the angrier he became. Dilraba was so angry that he did not want to hide anything anymore. He said angrily,"What's wrong? Why do you have to ruin my relationship?”
Seeing that Dilraba was still holding on and refusing to change his words, Ye Xian said anxiously,"You're talking about yourself, aren't you? I didn't say that I won't let you have a girlfriend! Don't mock your old man. Your old man is fine!
Also, you said that you don't want to have children. Where did you get that from? You already have a child. The child already has a child. Just be honest. If you two are together, then quickly put a pile together and live well!”
Immediately, Diliraba refused to back down. He completely ignored Teacher Niu, who had been watching her quarrel with Ye Xian and was extremely embarrassed. He shouted at Ye Xian,"I just wanted to tell him that I'm light with my hands and feet. I don't have any burdens, so I don't have any worries!”
Ye Xian was not appeased at all. He glared at Direba and shouted,"You don't have any worries, but don't make others worry, right?”
Once they started quarreling, it was as if Direba had entered a certain state. He shouted at Ye Xian again,"Then what do you mean? I'll tell him everything about Hui 'er.”
Teacher Niu, who was sitting between Ye Xian and Dilraba, couldn't get a word in edgewise. He looked left and right, feeling as awkward as he could be…
Ye Xian also shouted at Dilreba as if there was no one else around,"Just tell them what's going on with you!”
Dilireba was also furious. He said in an unusually straightforward manner,"I'm divorced! Their personalities don't match, and they have too many problems!"
"How did you get a divorce?" Ye Xian asked again. Why? What's wrong with you?"
Dilireba replied straightforwardly,"Just snoring!"
Suddenly, Ye Xian patted Teacher Niu and asked,""Snoring…"
Teacher Niu, who had been neglected for a long time, said very honestly,"It's not an illness!"
"Do you snore?" Ye Xian asked again.”
"I'll play too," said Teacher Niu nonchalantly.”
Ye Xian glanced at Teacher Niu and complained,"You probably won't be able to make any noise in this situation.”
Teacher Niu immediately mimicked his own snoring voice.“er……”
Immediately, the crowd burst into applause again.
" Haha, if I don't let Teacher Niu speak, I'm afraid he'll suffocate to death…"
" Teacher Niu's snoring is really amazing…"
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