On the stage, when Diliraba saw that Teacher Niu was about to stand on Ye Xian's side, he immediately pulled Teacher Niu and said angrily,"How big of a snore are you? Look at how he snores. That guy is shouting yes. He'll scare you to death! The moment you fell asleep, you woke up with a fright. With a kick, you stopped sleeping and stared at you sleeping there as if you were guarding a spirit! Is it scary?"
The more Diliraba spoke, the angrier he became. He immediately shouted at Ye Xian again,"Don't you think you're scary?"
Hearing this, Ye Xian was also extremely angry. He felt so wronged that he couldn't say it out loud."You won't be able to sleep if you snore here. I'll wait for you to sleep here. After you fall asleep, I'll only sleep when it's dawn! Aren't you thinking?"
Dilraba asked unwillingly,"What about me?"
"You haven't been doing well since the Yangge dance," Ye Xian immediately complained. This fellow was always painting like a demon! The first time he came back from the Yangge dance, that guy's face was painted as if he had covered his eyes. She left it at the door and rang the doorbell, then did not enter the house. I looked at the door and thought my mom was back!
Then, I would burn some paper and kowtow to him…He didn't come into the house the whole morning. After that, she fell asleep at the door. When she entered the house, she made a rule with me, saying that from now on, we should not care about each other. You are not allowed to enter my door. As long as I take a step into the house, I will ask for a bridge fee of 5 yuan. After that, I gave her this folded blanket and put it in her room to sleep for a while. She put a note on my forehead saying that I violated the parking lot and was fined 100 yuan.”
Teacher Niu sighed and said,""You didn't punish me lightly!"
Ye Xian nodded and said helplessly,""Let me tell you, only I am like this. If you want to live well with them, tell them honestly what's wrong with you, and I'll bless you, right? To be honest, this old man was quite a good person. He gave you a warm treasure and gave you this and that. Could ordinary people do that? A person who tells the truth at a glance!"
Ye Xian then turned to Teacher Niu and asked with a smile,""Did you give it to me?"
Teacher Niu immediately replied,"Did I give it to you…"
Hearing this, Ye Xian was stunned for a moment and then asked again,"What do you mean?""Did you give it to me?"
Teacher Niu answered honestly again,""Did I give it to you?"
For a moment, the audience was stunned. Was this a gift from Teacher Niu?
After listening for a long time, he still could not understand whether it was from Teacher Niu or not. Ye Xian emphasized his tone again and said word by word,"Did you give it to me?"
Teacher Niu said ambiguously,""Yes ~ I didn't send it!"
At this moment, Direba also became anxious and asked,"Did you give it to me or not?"
After repeating it over and over again, Teacher Niu became anxious. He said with his tongue hanging out,"It's... it's not from me. How many times have I told you, you two?”
Ye Xian was also a little confused by Teacher Niu's extremely incomprehensible words. He asked Direba,"Do you understand?"
Direba shook his head, not knowing what to do."I don't understand. Who sent it?”
Teacher Niu was speechless again."That's right, I didn't give it to you!"
At this moment, Dilireba finally understood and shouted angrily,"Then just throw it away!”
Immediately, the audience burst into laughter. That's right, after beating around the bush for a long time, wouldn't it be over if he just said it wasn't? He still had to confirm that he was really a talent!
Suddenly, Dilraba reacted and asked Teacher Niu again,"If you didn't send it, then who did?”
At this moment, Ye Xian suddenly interrupted,""Who's stupid enough to give it to you? Who else knows you better than me all these years? I'll cook for you every day, but I don't dare to bring it to you because I'm afraid you won't eat it. "When you're done, just leave it outside the door. I said someone was bringing you food, and this family went over to cook. You…"
Suddenly, Dilraba interrupted Ye Xian's words and said with a look of disbelief,""Hey, that's not right! I've been eating your food for my entire life, and I still don't know what it tastes like? This food smells so good!"
Ye Xian immediately said angrily,"That's right. "So it doesn't smell good? If I bring it back after I deliver the food and you eat it, the taste will change. Tell me…"
Dilraba still refused to believe it."No, then why are you still talking about this when you did it? Just say it!"
Ye Xian said helplessly,""What did I say? Do you eat? Don't say that I made you drug you! Who can understand you better than me? Also, you have to take note that her legs are not good either. She has cold legs and her waist hurts. "In the future, the two of you will live well. As long as this house is vacated for me, you will live in his 1,000 square meter house…"
At this point, Teacher Niu, who had been awkwardly standing at the side, finally reacted and said with a sudden realization,"I'm not going to let you go.""Aiya, then you're her old man, right?”
Unexpectedly, Ye Xian said with a serious face,"Did you see that? Even a fool can tell!”
Immediately, everyone burst into laughter again. What did he mean by even a fool could tell? Can't you be more tactful?
After his lie was exposed, Diliraba looked at Teacher Niu awkwardly. Unexpectedly, Teacher Niu agreed with Ye Xian's words and nodded,"Yes! I only understood when I heard this. That, such a good big brother, Haiyan, you have to be more careful!!!
This is the person who dotes on you the most, this is the person who loves you the most! Don't fool around! You even brought me home. How bold are you! I want to tell you that you can't even count on my thousand square meters. "That's my unit's boiler room ~~"
Hearing this, the audience burst into laughter again.
"Ha ha ha…a petrel! You should be more careful!"
"It's over. Teacher Niu's tone is too funny! I feel like I've been brainwashed!"
"After I finished acting in the skit 'Scheming', I went to investigate. This Teacher Niu was once Ye Xian and Dilraba's teacher. Ye Xian, does your wife know that you're insulting your teacher like this? Did the students know? Don't you want to go to class gatherings in the future?”
"So it's the boiler room! I was wondering why she would dress like this when she has a house of more than 1,000 square meters!”
"Pfft! My goddess is stunned…I'll have to live in the boiler room in the future…" On the stage, when Diliraba saw that Teacher Niu was about to stand on Ye Xian's side, he immediately pulled Teacher Niu and said angrily,"How big of a snore are you? Look at how he snores. That guy is shouting yes. He'll scare you to death! The moment you fell asleep, you woke up with a fright. With a kick, you stopped sleeping and stared at you sleeping there as if you were guarding a spirit! Is it scary?"
The more Diliraba spoke, the angrier he became. He immediately shouted at Ye Xian again,"Don't you think you're scary?"
Hearing this, Ye Xian was also extremely angry. He felt so wronged that he couldn't say it out loud."You won't be able to sleep if you snore here. I'll wait for you to sleep here. After you fall asleep, I'll only sleep when it's dawn! Aren't you thinking?"
Dilraba asked unwillingly,"What about me?"
"You haven't been doing well since the Yangge dance," Ye Xian immediately complained. This fellow was always painting like a demon! The first time he came back from the Yangge dance, that guy's face was painted as if he had covered his eyes. She left it at the door and rang the doorbell, then did not enter the house. I looked at the door and thought my mom was back!
Then, I would burn some paper and kowtow to him…He didn't come into the house the whole morning. After that, she fell asleep at the door. When she entered the house, she made a rule with me, saying that from now on, we should not care about each other. You are not allowed to enter my door. As long as I take a step into the house, I will ask for a bridge fee of 5 yuan. After that, I gave her this folded blanket and put it in her room to sleep for a while. She put a note on my forehead saying that I violated the parking lot and was fined 100 yuan.”
Teacher Niu sighed and said,""You didn't punish me lightly!"
Ye Xian nodded and said helplessly,""Let me tell you, only I am like this. If you want to live well with them, tell them honestly what's wrong with you, and I'll bless you, right? To be honest, this old man was quite a good person. He gave you a warm treasure and gave you this and that. Could ordinary people do that? A person who tells the truth at a glance!"
Ye Xian then turned to Teacher Niu and asked with a smile,""Did you give it to me?"
Teacher Niu immediately replied,"Did I give it to you…"
Hearing this, Ye Xian was stunned for a moment and then asked again,"What do you mean?""Did you give it to me?"
Teacher Niu answered honestly again,""Did I give it to you?"
For a moment, the audience was stunned. Was this a gift from Teacher Niu?
After listening for a long time, he still could not understand whether it was from Teacher Niu or not. Ye Xian emphasized his tone again and said word by word,"Did you give it to me?"
Teacher Niu said ambiguously,""Yes ~ I didn't send it!"
At this moment, Direba also became anxious and asked,"Did you give it to me or not?"
After repeating it over and over again, Teacher Niu became anxious. He said with his tongue hanging out,"It's... it's not from me. How many times have I told you, you two?”
Ye Xian was also a little confused by Teacher Niu's extremely incomprehensible words. He asked Direba,"Do you understand?"
Direba shook his head, not knowing what to do."I don't understand. Who sent it?”
Teacher Niu was speechless again."That's right, I didn't give it to you!"
At this moment, Dilireba finally understood and shouted angrily,"Then just throw it away!”
Immediately, the audience burst into laughter. That's right, after beating around the bush for a long time, wouldn't it be over if he just said it wasn't? He still had to confirm that he was really a talent!
Suddenly, Dilraba reacted and asked Teacher Niu again,"If you didn't send it, then who did?”
At this moment, Ye Xian suddenly interrupted,""Who's stupid enough to give it to you? Who else knows you better than me all these years? I'll cook for you every day, but I don't dare to bring it to you because I'm afraid you won't eat it. "When you're done, just leave it outside the door. I said someone was bringing you food, and this family went over to cook. You…"
Suddenly, Dilraba interrupted Ye Xian's words and said with a look of disbelief,""Hey, that's not right! I've been eating your food for my entire life, and I still don't know what it tastes like? This food smells so good!"
Ye Xian immediately said angrily,"That's right. "So it doesn't smell good? If I bring it back after I deliver the food and you eat it, the taste will change. Tell me…"
Dilraba still refused to believe it."No, then why are you still talking about this when you did it? Just say it!"
Ye Xian said helplessly,""What did I say? Do you eat? Don't say that I made you drug you! Who can understand you better than me? Also, you have to take note that her legs are not good either. She has cold legs and her waist hurts. "In the future, the two of you will live well. As long as this house is vacated for me, you will live in his 1,000 square meter house…"
At this point, Teacher Niu, who had been awkwardly standing at the side, finally reacted and said with a sudden realization,"I'm not going to let you go.""Aiya, then you're her old man, right?”
Unexpectedly, Ye Xian said with a serious face,"Did you see that? Even a fool can tell!”
Immediately, everyone burst into laughter again. What did he mean by even a fool could tell? Can't you be more tactful?
After his lie was exposed, Diliraba looked at Teacher Niu awkwardly. Unexpectedly, Teacher Niu agreed with Ye Xian's words and nodded,"Yes! I only understood when I heard this. That, such a good big brother, Haiyan, you have to be more careful!!!
This is the person who dotes on you the most, this is the person who loves you the most! Don't fool around! You even brought me home. How bold are you! I want to tell you that you can't even count on my thousand square meters. "That's my unit's boiler room ~~"
Hearing this, the audience burst into laughter again.
"Ha ha ha…a petrel! You should be more careful!"
"It's over. Teacher Niu's tone is too funny! I feel like I've been brainwashed!"
"After I finished acting in the skit 'Scheming', I went to investigate. This Teacher Niu was once Ye Xian and Dilraba's teacher. Ye Xian, does your wife know that you're insulting your teacher like this? Did the students know? Don't you want to go to class gatherings in the future?”
"So it's the boiler room! I was wondering why she would dress like this when she has a house of more than 1,000 square meters!”
"Pfft! My goddess is stunned…I'll have to live in the boiler room in the future…"
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