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Shocking Couplet

The reason why Ye Xian was delayed for a while was because he was using his god-level memory search ability to retrieve the memories of his world.

Soon, he knew the second half of the couplet. He even knew the origin of this first half of the couplet in his world. It was a couplet given by Tang Bohu. He even said that if the descendants could match this couplet, they would definitely be geniuses!

"I don't need five minutes. I already have the second half!”Ye Xian said with a contemptuous smile.

As Ye Xian's voice rang out, the scene immediately fell silent again.

In fact, while everyone was waiting, they had also thought about how to match this very tricky couplet. However, after thinking hard for a while, they had no idea at all.

What they didn't expect was that Ye Xian could think of the second half so quickly. While everyone found it unbelievable, they were also looking forward to his second half.

The people from the Chinese Writers 'Association could not believe that Ye Xian could actually come up with a couplet in such a short time.

They had heard of this couplet before, and they had thought hard about it. In the end, it took them more than an hour to come up with a more suitable couplet. But how long had Ye Xian been in? Thirty seconds? Or a minute?

Under everyone's astonished and incredulous gazes, Ye Xian said indifferently,""The second half of my couplet is 'Book of Han Mo Hanlin'!”

Immediately, everyone present was stunned. After thinking about it for a long time, the staff finally put the couplet together and displayed it on the big screen. When they saw the words, they finally understood!

"F * ck, the real match is out? Holy sh * t! How long has it been?"

"666666, I'm convinced!”

"This second half of the couplet is so f * cking neat.”

“…………”

Not only the audience, even the people from the Chinese Writers 'Association were stunned when they heard this second half. This was even more neat than the second half they had matched!

Immediately, the people from the Writers 'Association did not believe it and gave another couplet with a black face,"I also have a couplet here. Ye Xian, listen well,'everywhere is red with flowers everywhere!'!”

It was another anti-couplet, and it was a very difficult and time-consuming couplet!

"Many trees, many greenery!" Ye Xian said indifferently.”

"Damn it! We met again?"

Everyone was stunned once again. This time, it was even faster. They didn't even have time to think!

"I also have a couplet here. Please enlighten me, Mr. Ye. Snow reflects plum blossoms and plum blossoms reflect snow!" The people from the Writers 'Association did not give up and gave Ye Xian another couplet. However, what they did not notice was that they gradually began to change the way they addressed Ye Xian, calling him Mr. Ye!

What a joke, he could create a peerless song like " Shuidiao Gateou ", and now he could easily match up to these. Could it be that no one would dare to underestimate Ye Xian when it came to extreme couplets!

Just as the person from the Writers 'Association finished speaking, Ye Xian immediately said,"Yingyi willow catkins, willows Yiying!"

Silence! Dead silence!

Everyone present was stunned by the speed of Ye Xian's couplet. This was too abnormal! How long had it been? He actually directly matched these three absolute couplets! Ye Xian, don't you even need to think about it?

Even though the people from the Writers 'Association were shocked beyond words, there were still people who did not give up and came up with another question."Please listen to the first half of the couplet: 'Water, water, mountains, and mountains are everywhere, bright and beautiful!'!”

Ye Xian immediately replied again,"It's always good and strange when it's sunny and rainy!"”

In the jargon, this kind of couplet was called a couplet with repeated characters. Compared to the previous three couplets, it was only considered to be of average difficulty.

However, the person from the Writers 'Association who set the questions was not like the previous few who did not feel discouraged at all. Instead, he laughed and said,"Haha, I'm sorry, Teacher Ye Xian, but I can read the first half of the couplet backwards.”

Ye Xian was unmoved and did not panic at all. He also smiled and said,"What a coincidence, I can also read this couplet backwards.”

The man was stunned for a moment and said again,"My couplet is stepping on the flower grid, and it can be repeated. The water is bright, the mountains are beautiful, and the water and mountains are beautiful everywhere!”

Ye Xian continued to smile." What a coincidence. My couplet is also stepping on the flower lattice. It can also be repeated. It's good when it's sunny, strange when it's rainy, and curious when it's sunny and rainy."

That person almost spat out a mouthful of blood, feeling as if he had suffered a great internal injury.

In such a short period of time, no, it was almost an instant, and you had already figured out all the changes in the first half of the couplet? He even thought of such a perfect second line? Your sister! Are you possessed by a god?

At the same time, the sound of gasps could be heard from the scene. It was really amazing!

Old Li of the Writers 'Association: " The crow flies into the group of egrets, sending charcoal in the snow.”

Ye Xian: "The phoenix stands beside the mandarin ducks, adding flowers to the flowers."

The Writers 'Association's Old Man Li vomited blood…

Someone refused to give up and challenged Ye Xian again,"The white snake crosses the river with a red sun above its head.”

"The Azure Dragon hangs on the wall, draped in ten thousand golden stars!" Ye Xian smiled faintly.”

"The sky is the chessboard, the stars are the chess pieces, who can play?”Someone else looked at Ye Xian in dissatisfaction.

Ye Xian chuckled." The ground is the lute, and the road is the string. Who dares to play it?”

Ye Xian answered all the couplets without hesitation. The female emcee on the stage almost cheered when she saw this! The male host was already holding the microphone in his hand, dumbfounded!

What the f * ck! Are you still human? Oh right, was this still the Chinese Couplet Competition? Can we still hold the competition properly!

Suddenly, at this moment, the judge from the Writers 'Association who had fainted from anger slowly woke up. He saw that the surrounding members of the Writers' Association were all in pain as if they had eaten sh * t and immediately asked about the situation in confusion.

Hearing that Ye Xian was facing all of them alone, he was furious. With the help of the surrounding people, he barely stood up and pointed at Ye Xian."Ye Xian, I have a couplet here. Let's see if you can match it! Please listen to the first half of the couplet,'Looking at the plum blossoms alone and sweeping the snow!'”

The moment this couplet came out, the surrounding people from the Writers 'Association were immediately puzzled.

"Old Chen, I'm afraid you said the wrong couplet, right? This couplet was too simple for Ye Xian!”

The Writers 'Association's judge, Elder Chen, acted as if he did not hear him. He was unmoved, but his eyes were fixed on Ye Xian.

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