On stage, Dilijeba, who was dressed the same as in the skit " Blind Date," except that the red cotton jacket had been replaced with a light blue vest, walked out of the room and was trying on a purple coat!
Suddenly, there was another round of enthusiastic applause. It was Ye Xian, who was wearing a Chinese tunic suit and a black coat, similar to the one in the previous skit. He was holding a red bag in his hand and smiling as he entered the stage!
Ye Xian walked in with a red bag. At the same time, Dilreba put on his coat and walked out. He immediately saw Ye Xian and asked,"Where did you go? Why did you wake up so early in the morning?”
"Didn't I go to buy breakfast for you?" Ye Xian replied.”
Direba said angrily,"I eat this stuff every day. I've had enough. I'm not eating anymore.”
Upon hearing this, Ye Xian immediately sat on the sofa with a sullen expression and looked at Direba.
Without waiting for Ye Xian to speak, Direba said impatiently again,"Sit down and go out for a walk.”
Ye Xian glanced at Direba and said with some doubt,"Why do you keep sending me out? Is there something wrong?”
Dilireba said without embarrassment,"I want you to vacate this house. I want to use this house.”
"What are you doing?" Ye Xian asked warily.”
Dilireba said expressionlessly,"Can't you guess?"
"Another blind date?" Ye Xian said with a pained face. Why are you talking about this at a time like this? Who is this?”
The audience immediately burst into laughter.
"That's awesome, my Goddess Fatty Di. She wants to go on a blind date and anger God Ye to death! Hahaha!"
"I'm laughing when you say that you're going on a blind date again!”
" Congratulations to God Ye and Goddess Fatty Di for splitting their relationship again…Lalala!"
“…………”
On the stage, Dilireba was not affected by the audience at all. She explained awkwardly,"It's not a blind date. I just met a new sister and found a partner for her!”
"Go to her place if you want to find a partner. What are you doing here?" Ye Xian asked in confusion.”
Dilireba also said with a pained expression,"That's right. We'll all go to the man's house for a blind date. The key is that the man's house is not good. It's more than 1,000 square meters and can't accommodate anyone!”
When the audience heard this, they thought," A thousand square meters can't accommodate a person. Isn't this referring to Teacher Niu?" Could it be that he was going on a blind date for Teacher Niu again? Interesting! I still remember his unique laughter! Hahahahaha!
Ye Xian also reacted and asked,"That calf, right?"
"You're quite smart. You guessed right," replied Dilireba.”
Immediately, Ye Xian said with a headache,"No, why are you always thinking about him? He came for a blind date last year and jumped from the sixth floor.”
When they heard this, the audience remembered that Teacher Niu did not go through the main entrance at that time. He went down from the window on the sixth floor! Of course, it wasn't the real sixth floor. It was just the sixth floor that was introduced verbally. Later on, many viewers discussed this matter and felt that there was a slight flaw in the skit. They didn't expect Ye Xian to directly say it here. Now, the flaw had become a joke!
While the audience laughed, they were also impressed by Ye Xian's ability to deal with this kind of problem. If it were anyone else, they would definitely try their best to avoid this kind of situation, but Ye Xian did the opposite. Needless to say, the effect was really good!
On the stage, Direba explained,"Why do I want to introduce him to someone? Isn't he your love rival? Wouldn't you be relieved if you arranged for him to go out? You want me to go out and do the Yangge dance and scold me!”
Ye Xian was also amused and said with a smile,""You really can praise him to that extent, yet you're still my love rival? Haven't we always been living like this? You still won't let me in. Then, can't I not go out?"
Dilraba frowned and replied," It's not good if you don't go out. If you really don't want to go out, that's fine too. That woman arrived first. Help her receive her!"”
Ye Xian said helplessly,"How am I supposed to receive them?"
"Say something nice and praise the calf!"”
Immediately, Ye Xian said helplessly,"Ah, praise him for being 1.78 meters tall, that face is fair and clean, and his eyes are bulging. We lied again."
As he spoke, Ye Xian felt that he had let God down and slapped himself in extreme pain.
Immediately, the audience burst into laughter once again. This praise was too much, especially the last one! We lied again, this is amazing!
On the stage, Direba said angrily,"Are you talking?"
"Then what should I praise him for?" Ye Xian frowned.”
Diljeba said matter-of-factly,"Praise your strengths!"
"Did he?" Ye Xian asked, extremely speechless.”
Immediately, Dilraba counted with his fingers and said to Ye Xian,"Do you know how to do the Yangge? Would he be considerate? Positive and optimistic. Do you have that laugh?”
Ye Xian was speechless." You can go to the mental hospital and listen to it! It's all the same!"”
"Praise him!" Direba said angrily.”
In the end, Ye Xian said helplessly,""Fine, I'll praise you. Isn't it our common wish to send Xiao Song away? Isn't that right?"
Seeing this, Dilraba finally felt a little relieved. He instructed,"Alright, the house is clean and tidy. I'm going to pick her up! Clean up the house!"
Ye Xian replied,"Alright, I deserve her. She's been showing off every day!" Matchmaking at this time! That would be strange!"
Immediately, the audience burst into laughter again. They realized that Ye Xian's ability to ridicule seemed to be getting better and better. Every sentence was a classic!
On the whole, Ye Xian's opening was quite good. It connected the previous and the following, very cleverly combining some things from the previous skit. While helping the audience to discuss the previous skit, it also made the audience feel a new joke.
When the skit reached this point, the professional comedy actors backstage all had their eyes flashing, especially Hao Jian, who was currently in first place. He was both impressed and worried.
There was no doubt that Ye Xian had caught the peak of the previous skit," Blind Date." Although there was still a lot of content that had not been revealed yet, no matter what happened later, at least the beginning of the skit would definitely not be bad!
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