On the stage, Ye Xian turned the room upside down slightly. While he was waiting, Mrs. Niu, who was dressed in a gray mid-sized cotton jacket and looked like a middle-aged woman, walked on stage with a bag on her back. She slowly walked to the door of Ye Xian's house and asked,"Is this Haiyan's house?"
Hearing the voice, Ye Xian immediately reacted."What? Ah, it's here!"
As soon as the door opened, Ye Xian, who was dressed as an old man, and Madam Niu looked at each other. Madam Niu said shyly,"Hello,"
"You went on a blind date, didn't you?" Ye Xian asked with a smile. Sit."
Immediately, the audience laughed. Who would ask someone like that? How awkward was that?
"Where's the petrel?" Madam Niu smiled awkwardly.”
"Huh?" Ye Xian replied. Didn't you guys welcome me when I went out just now?"
Madam Niu immediately smiled and said,"Heh, it's really interesting that you're hiding out."”
Ye Xian stared at Madam Niu and said with a smile,"Sit down. It's fine to sit there. I'll put it here for you, okay?”
As he spoke, he picked up Mrs. Niu's clothes and bag and placed them on the sofa in a gentlemanly manner. Then, Ye Xian asked,"How did you meet Haiyan?"
Madam Niu, who was sitting on the sofa, smiled at this scene and nodded slightly. Then, she replied,"We got to know each other in the chorus. Haiyan always taught me how to do the Yangge dance. I was wondering if I should do the Yangge dance.”
When the audience saw this, they suddenly felt a little puzzled. Why did this scene seem a little off? Why was Madam Niu looking at Ye Xian as if he was a blind date? Did he misunderstand?
With this question in mind, the audience watched even more seriously.
On the stage, Ye Xian said seriously,""I'm telling you, don't be awkward. That thing is easy to hurt.”
"Then what injury?" Madam Niu asked in confusion. I don't walk on stills either? You won't be able to hurt me."
Ye Xian said helplessly,""He didn't fall from walking on a stile. I'm hurt in love! I'm injured because of the Yangge dance!”
Immediately, the audience burst into laughter again. Then, they put on an expression of understanding. Wasn't the injury over? Last week, because of the Yangge dance, the boss almost died. This time, it was because of the Yangge dance, so they came for a blind date again…
On the stage, Madam Niu asked curiously,""Then why?"
The past was unbearable to recall, and it would be tearful to talk about it. Ye Xian didn't want to bring it up, so he changed the topic at that time and said,"Stop nagging. Did Haiyan introduce the situation here to you?”
Madam Niu immediately glanced at Ye Xian and said with a shy smile,"You didn't introduce him in detail. Was it obvious? Aiya, that…"
Seeing this scene, the audience was stunned. Then, they laughed out loud. This was really a misunderstanding! It wasn't Ye Xian, but the old man who burned the boiler!
But…hahaha, I like it. This is going to be interesting. I want to see how they're going to clean up the mess later!
Upon hearing Mrs. Niu's words, Ye Xian frowned and said,"You don't want to pick on him, do you?"
Madam Niu glanced at Ye Xian again and said with a smile,"Hehe, no problem!"
Hahaha, he had indeed misunderstood! Interesting, interesting. This was going to be interesting.
However, Ye Xian, who was in the middle of the game, did not know the situation. He still wanted to help Teacher Niu take a look and determine the situation first. Ye Xian said seriously,"Come, stand up. Let's see how tall you can be!”
Madam Niu immediately smiled shyly again. After a moment of shyness, she stood up and muttered,"Big brother is so direct. He wants to compare heads the moment we meet.”
"Then stand up!" Ye Xian said indifferently. Let me measure it."
When Madam Niu turned around, Ye Xian immediately used his hand to measure the height of his chest from Madam Niu's head. He estimated the height difference between Teacher Niu and Madam Niu and muttered,"Well, he'll need a lift and eight insoles.”
The audience burst into laughter again. This height comparison was really f * cking interesting." One height increase pad and eight insoles!”Ye Xian, how did you figure it out? At the very least, he would need two height cushions and eight insoles, right? Ahahaha…
On the stage, Mrs. Niu smiled and said," There's no need to add insoles. It's no problem."”
As she spoke, Madam Niu glanced at Ye Xian again, her face full of satisfaction.
Hearing this, Ye Xian thought that Teacher Niu had a chance. He smiled again and asked,"The size is not a problem.”
Madam Niu glanced at Ye Xian again and said with a smile,"Black looks strong, white looks healthy.”
Immediately, the audience burst into laughter again. This was too ridiculous. Mrs. Niu, it wasn't that old man Ye Xian, but that old man Niu who was as black as coal! Aiya, Reba, come back quickly. Your boss is going to be taken away by the blind date you introduced to Teacher Niu!
On the stage, Ye Xian still did not understand the meaning behind Madam Niu's words. He was still pondering in his heart and asked,""What if we don't have a house?"
"The house is fine!" Mrs. Niu said nonchalantly. I have a house, but I'm alone now…"
Madam Niu paused for a moment and then said in embarrassment,"I live in a house that is more than 100 square meters.”
Ye Xian immediately smiled and said," Then you…then your conditions, black or small is not a problem. This means that there is no problem. I can settle this with him!”
"Then what about you, Big Brother?" Madam Niu also smiled.”
Madam Niu was asking Ye Xian what he thought of her! Amazing, amazing!
However, Ye Xian still didn't understand what he meant. He smiled and said,"Alright, I'll wash some fruits for you. Go to the inner room for a while. She'll be back in a while.”
As he spoke, Ye Xian called out to Madam Niu and went into the house.
Madam Niu immediately smiled and said,"You're welcome.”She followed Ye Xian into the house!
At this moment, Dilireba, who had gone out to pick up people, finally appeared again. He even brought Teacher Niu over.
Immediately, the audience started to cheer again.
"Good! Fatty Di, if you don't come, I'll elope with someone else!”
"I'm looking forward to it, I'm looking forward to it. I'll see how they collect it later. Haha, this matter has caused a ruckus! Amazing!"
"Wonderful, wonderful. The level of excitement of this skit is even higher than the awkward chat in the previous skit! This was awkward! Interesting, very interesting!"
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