On the stage, Diljeba walked towards his own home as he turned around and shouted at Teacher Niu behind him,"Little calf, little calf, you're finished. You're already at the door, why are you still retreating? Let's go."
As he spoke, just like last time, Teacher Niu, who had put on makeup and looked a little timid, came on stage with a flower in her hand.
However, this time, he was holding a real rose that symbolized love. He also wore a pair of glasses, a black leather coat, and a white shirt and tie. He really looked like he did when he was on a blind date.
Teacher Niu timidly walked to Dilraba's side and said with a smile,"Hai ~ Yan ~ Na! My heart is beating so fast! Even if my throat is thin or thick, I can still jump out!”
Teacher Niu's words,"”As soon as he came out, the entire audience burst into laughter. Now, the audience had already remembered his words that were extremely unique. You better be careful!" And "Look at you!"
When Dilijeba heard Teacher Niu's words, he immediately said speechlessly,"What are you afraid of? Just go on a blind date. It's fine if it doesn't work out. That woman won't eat you!”
Teacher Niu said seriously,"I'm not afraid of that woman, I'm afraid of your cousin!”
Hearing this, the audience burst into laughter again.
"Hahaha, even Ye Xian has cast a shadow in Teacher Niu's heart! "
That's true. I'm afraid that your cousin... Aiya, I'm dying of laughter!”
"Look at you!"
On
the stage, Direba immediately asked,""Why should I be afraid of him?"
Teacher Niu immediately probed,"Is he still staying in the inner room?"
"Yes!" replied Dilireba.”
Teacher Niu immediately suggested,"Hai, Haiyan, can you think of a way to get rid of him? Can I have a one-on-one chat with that girl?”
Immediately, Direba said speechlessly,"Can you not be so nosy? Your cousin is quite good. He's even putting in good words for you!”
Teacher Niu said in surprise,"Oh my god, is that so?"
Hearing this, the crowd started to cheer again.
"Yes, yes, yes. He said so many good things for you. Your blind date was even persuaded away by him!”
"Teacher Niu, I can only tell you honestly that imagination is beautiful, but reality is very harsh.”
"Hahaha, I really want to know what Teacher Niu's reaction will be when he finds out that his blind date has been scammed away by Ye Xian
…""I'm back!"
Hearing the voice, Ye Xian walked towards the door and immediately saw Teacher Niu, who was dressed like a human. He said in surprise,"Aiya, you're here! Who is this?"
"Me!" Teacher Niu replied.”
"Why are you wearing glasses?" Ye Xian asked again. Are your eyes damaged?"
Teacher Niu smiled awkwardly and explained,"No, that's what Haiyan told me. Wearing a pair of glasses doesn't make me look cultured.”
Immediately, the audience burst into laughter. What Wen Ping? That's a diploma, alright? I was wondering why he had to wear glasses in such a short period of time! So that was what it meant!
On the stage, Ye Xian was amused when he heard this. He took off his glasses from Teacher Niu and was about to take a look. However, as soon as he grabbed the glasses, two fingers went through them. He said in surprise,"Hehe, how high is this temperature? Oh my god! You don't have lenses!"
Immediately, the audience burst into laughter again. So there were no lenses! Awesome, Teacher Niu!
On the stage, Teacher Niu was also speechless and laughed awkwardly. He complained,"Let's see how you keep revealing my secrets!"
Ye Xian suddenly reminded him seriously,""Let me tell you, this woman is not bad. Don't fake it. This is an opportunity you have to seize!”
Upon hearing this, Dilireba looked at Ye Xian and asked,"You're here? How's the chatter?"
Ye Xian immediately vowed,"I've already laid it out."
Immediately, the audience started laughing again.
"Yes, yes, yes! You've already paved it! You've almost flattened all of Teacher Ren Niu's blind dates! I
realized that I really have to avoid Ye Xian when it comes to blind dates. Otherwise, nine blind dates will be ruined! This guy was a complete nemesis!”
On the stage, Teacher Niu and Direba really thought that Ye Xian had almost finished everything. Direba immediately shouted into the room,"There, Lirong!"
Hearing the voice, Madam Niu immediately walked out of the room with a smile."Ya, Yan, you're back? Tell me, why are you hiding outside?"
As she spoke, Madam Niu realized that there was an old man in the house. She immediately asked,"Who is this?"
Without waiting for Direba to speak, Teacher Niu began to introduce himself. At first, he was a little shy."Hey, hello! "Let me introduce myself, hehehe…I'm Haiyan's dance partner, and we're doing the Yangge together…"
As he spoke, Teacher Niu turned to Direba and said casually,"Haiyan, why do you think I've been sick recently? If he couldn't sleep at night, he would read books for days and nights! "Recently, I've been fascinated by the Three Kingdoms. The Tang Sanzang in it made me so angry..."
Hearing this, the audience immediately laughed again.
Wasn't it the Three Kingdoms? There was a Tang Priest in the Three Kingdoms? Are you sure you're not teasing me? Are you watching the fake Three Kingdoms?
In this world, China's Four Great Classics still existed. They were still the Four Great Classics of the current era. Almost everyone knew about them. Countless similar cartoons had been filmed on television.
Now that they heard that Teacher Niu had actually mixed up the Three Kingdoms and Journey to the West, the audience laughed. Especially since everyone knew the cause and effect, they knew that Teacher Niu was completely trying to make himself appear "civilized"! That was why he said that. He immediately knew that this guy had overdone his posturing and exposed himself! On the stage, Diljeba walked towards his own home as he turned around and shouted at Teacher Niu behind him,"Little calf, little calf, you're finished. You're already at the door, why are you still retreating? Let's go."
As he spoke, just like last time, Teacher Niu, who had put on makeup and looked a little timid, came on stage with a flower in her hand.
However, this time, he was holding a real rose that symbolized love. He also wore a pair of glasses, a black leather coat, and a white shirt and tie. He really looked like he did when he was on a blind date.
Teacher Niu timidly walked to Dilraba's side and said with a smile,"Hai ~ Yan ~ Na! My heart is beating so fast! Even if my throat is thin or thick, I can still jump out!”
Teacher Niu's words,"”As soon as he came out, the entire audience burst into laughter. Now, the audience had already remembered his words that were extremely unique. You better be careful!" And "Look at you!"
When Dilijeba heard Teacher Niu's words, he immediately said speechlessly,"What are you afraid of? Just go on a blind date. It's fine if it doesn't work out. That woman won't eat you!”
Teacher Niu said seriously,"I'm not afraid of that woman, I'm afraid of your cousin!”
Hearing this, the audience burst into laughter again.
"Hahaha, even Ye Xian has cast a shadow in Teacher Niu's heart! "
That's true. I'm afraid that your cousin... Aiya, I'm dying of laughter!”
"Look at you!"
On
the stage, Direba immediately asked,""Why should I be afraid of him?"
Teacher Niu immediately probed,"Is he still staying in the inner room?"
"Yes!" replied Dilireba.”
Teacher Niu immediately suggested,"Hai, Haiyan, can you think of a way to get rid of him? Can I have a one-on-one chat with that girl?”
Immediately, Direba said speechlessly,"Can you not be so nosy? Your cousin is quite good. He's even putting in good words for you!”
Teacher Niu said in surprise,"Oh my god, is that so?"
Hearing this, the crowd started to cheer again.
"Yes, yes, yes. He said so many good things for you. Your blind date was even persuaded away by him!”
"Teacher Niu, I can only tell you honestly that imagination is beautiful, but reality is very harsh.”
"Hahaha, I really want to know what Teacher Niu's reaction will be when he finds out that his blind date has been scammed away by Ye Xian
…""I'm back!"
Hearing the voice, Ye Xian walked towards the door and immediately saw Teacher Niu, who was dressed like a human. He said in surprise,"Aiya, you're here! Who is this?"
"Me!" Teacher Niu replied.”
"Why are you wearing glasses?" Ye Xian asked again. Are your eyes damaged?"
Teacher Niu smiled awkwardly and explained,"No, that's what Haiyan told me. Wearing a pair of glasses doesn't make me look cultured.”
Immediately, the audience burst into laughter. What Wen Ping? That's a diploma, alright? I was wondering why he had to wear glasses in such a short period of time! So that was what it meant!
On the stage, Ye Xian was amused when he heard this. He took off his glasses from Teacher Niu and was about to take a look. However, as soon as he grabbed the glasses, two fingers went through them. He said in surprise,"Hehe, how high is this temperature? Oh my god! You don't have lenses!"
Immediately, the audience burst into laughter again. So there were no lenses! Awesome, Teacher Niu!
On the stage, Teacher Niu was also speechless and laughed awkwardly. He complained,"Let's see how you keep revealing my secrets!"
Ye Xian suddenly reminded him seriously,""Let me tell you, this woman is not bad. Don't fake it. This is an opportunity you have to seize!”
Upon hearing this, Dilireba looked at Ye Xian and asked,"You're here? How's the chatter?"
Ye Xian immediately vowed,"I've already laid it out."
Immediately, the audience started laughing again.
"Yes, yes, yes! You've already paved it! You've almost flattened all of Teacher Ren Niu's blind dates! I
realized that I really have to avoid Ye Xian when it comes to blind dates. Otherwise, nine blind dates will be ruined! This guy was a complete nemesis!”
On the stage, Teacher Niu and Direba really thought that Ye Xian had almost finished everything. Direba immediately shouted into the room,"There, Lirong!"
Hearing the voice, Madam Niu immediately walked out of the room with a smile."Ya, Yan, you're back? Tell me, why are you hiding outside?"
As she spoke, Madam Niu realized that there was an old man in the house. She immediately asked,"Who is this?"
Without waiting for Direba to speak, Teacher Niu began to introduce himself. At first, he was a little shy."Hey, hello! "Let me introduce myself, hehehe…I'm Haiyan's dance partner, and we're doing the Yangge together…"
As he spoke, Teacher Niu turned to Direba and said casually,"Haiyan, why do you think I've been sick recently? If he couldn't sleep at night, he would read books for days and nights! "Recently, I've been fascinated by the Three Kingdoms. The Tang Sanzang in it made me so angry..."
Hearing this, the audience immediately laughed again.
Wasn't it the Three Kingdoms? There was a Tang Priest in the Three Kingdoms? Are you sure you're not teasing me? Are you watching the fake Three Kingdoms?
In this world, China's Four Great Classics still existed. They were still the Four Great Classics of the current era. Almost everyone knew about them. Countless similar cartoons had been filmed on television.
Now that they heard that Teacher Niu had actually mixed up the Three Kingdoms and Journey to the West, the audience laughed. Especially since everyone knew the cause and effect, they knew that Teacher Niu was completely trying to make himself appear "civilized"! That was why he said that. He immediately knew that this guy had overdone his posturing and exposed himself!
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