On the stage, Teacher Niu did not realize that he had already memorized the Four Great Classics. He still said with an unusually rich expression,"We won't let Sun Wukong fight that White Bone Demon. If you ask me, the rarest one among them is Bajie. If you want Bajie to be a part of our Yangge Team, then I'll be angry! Don't you think it's a petrel? Hahahahaha…"
As he spoke, Teacher Niu himself started laughing on the spot and even patted Dilraba, who was beside him, a few times.
Immediately, Ye Xian and the others looked at each other awkwardly, then smiled helplessly.
In the end, Ye Xian couldn't stand it anymore. He interrupted Teacher Niu and asked,"Forget it, forget it…What book are you reading? Look what happened! Are you reading a comic?"
Teacher Niu was still unmoved and said seriously,"No, it's just infuriating!"
Ye Xian could not be bothered to continue talking about this with this silly Teacher Niu. He slowly walked to Teacher Niu's side and said softly,"Let me tell you, you've laid the foundation well and chatted with people properly, okay?”
Seeing that the time was ripe, Direba said to Madam Niu,"What…Lirong, why are you talking in this room?”
Then, he pointed at Ye Xian and said,"Go to the inner room!"”
Immediately, Ye Xian and Dilraba went to the inner room and gave the living room with the sofa to Teacher Niu and Madam Niu.
Madam Niu saw the situation and smiled generously."Yan 'er, let's talk face to face!”
As she spoke, she even glanced at Ye Xian in the direction of the room, putting on a look that said," We've already decided on each other. There's no need to go through so much trouble!"
However, Dilireba did not understand what Madam Niu was trying to say. He thought that Madam Niu was embarrassed and was just being polite. He immediately smiled and said,"No, you two chat first! I'll chat with him for a while. Hehe, chat!”
As he spoke, Direba pointed at Ye Xian and then slowly walked to the gift. Seeing this, Mrs. Niu could only sit on the sofa and wait for Direba to come out before explaining things clearly.
Seeing Ye Xian and Dilraba enter the inner room, Teacher Niu immediately smiled and asked Madam Niu,"How should I address you?"
At this moment, Madam Niu was not in the mood to chat with Teacher Niu. Half of her heart was in the inner room, wanting to know the situation of Ye Xian and Dilraba in the inner room.
However, since Teacher Niu had already spoken, she couldn't not answer. She immediately smiled and said,"You called me Li Rong!"
Teacher Niu said arrogantly,""Rong-er…I'm your Brother Jing!”
Upon hearing this, Madam Niu was stunned. Before she could speak, Ye Xian suddenly poked his head out from the room and smiled at Teacher Niu in the living room."Why did you change your surname?"
Teacher Niu patted the stunned Madam Niu and laughed."Brother Song! Hahahaha…"
As he said that, Teacher Niu laughed until he was cramping again!
The audience also burst into laughter.
"Teacher Niu, it's not that I want to criticize you, but with your ugly appearance, you still want to go on a blind date? How many times did this happen?”
"If this blind date is successful, I'll write my name backwards!”
"This Teacher Niu is really interesting! Why is he so funny?"
“…………”
On the stage, Madam Niu recovered from her dazed state. After being embarrassed for a while, she finally smiled nonchalantly and said,"You're so interesting, hehehe…"
As she spoke, she also hit Teacher Niu.
"I'm just joking, just joking," said Teacher Niu with a smile. Come, let me look at it carefully…Aiya, tsk tsk tsk…"
As he spoke, Teacher Niu stood up and sized up Madam Niu. As he sized her up, Teacher Niu suddenly ran into the room and said to Ye Xian,"Hey, big brother, did you guys notice? Look at her, she's so blessed! Look! Aiya, the Heavenly Court is full, the Earth Pavilion is round, the eyebrows are beautiful, and the eyes are bulging…"
The first few words were used quite decently, but what the hell was with his eyes popping out? That was obviously double eyelids, alright?
The audience was also amused at once. Their laughter sounded like thunder, and it did not stop!
On the stage, Madam Niu smiled awkwardly and said,"I've been blown by the wind for the past two days. I didn't wipe anything!”
Teacher Niu said, then clapped his hands and said,"You don't need to wipe, you look like you've forgotten your husband…How many years has it been since your old man died?”
Everyone burst into laughter! F * ck, so it was this forgetting! 6666666
There was really no one else! You're awesome, my Grandpa Niu!
Madam Niu, who was on stage, was also embarrassed and speechless.
Ye Xian, who was at the side, really didn't want to watch anymore. He shouted,"How many years has it been since your husband died? What is this?"
Teacher Niu explained with a serious expression,"Cousin, I'm talking about the inside! It's the 'forget' that I forgot, the 'forget' that I forgot my husband, hehe…"
Hearing this, Madam Niu couldn't be angry anymore. She forced a smile and said,"That's quite interesting. Alright then…Old man, that's it! It's been a few years."
Not only did Teacher Niu not end this matter, but he even pulled Madam Niu over and said with a smile,"That damn old man, I have to read her palm!”
Madam Niu couldn't take it anymore and pulled her hand away from Teacher Niu. She said angrily to Direba,"Haiyan, look at you. If you want to introduce someone, then so be it! Why did you find a fortune-teller?"
Dilireba hurriedly smiled and explained,"Aiya, sister, you've misunderstood. He's not a fortune-teller. He just knows a lot and is knowledgeable. Let's see."
In the end, Mrs. Niu sat back on the sofa helplessly and reluctantly asked Teacher Niu to read her palm.
Seeing this, the audience couldn't help but laugh.
If you said you were going on a blind date, then so be it. Why did you suddenly become a fortune-teller? Teacher Niu, you're destined to be alone for the rest of your life! There was no solution…
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