On the stage, Teacher Niu pulled Madam Niu's hand and read her palm seriously."Oh my god, look! This is your love line! If you lost the land at the age of 30, it meant that you lost the land at the age of 30. If you reconnected the land at the age of 46, you would only be 46 or 47 this year.”
Madam Niu nodded and said helplessly,"46!"
Unexpectedly, Teacher Niu slapped Madam Niu's hand. At the same time, he laughed and said,"Look! Hahahaha…"
As he spoke, Teacher Niu laughed again. This time, the commotion was especially loud, causing Ye Xian and Dilraba, who had just entered the room, to come to the living room again.
However, Teacher Niu still acted as if there was no one around. He smiled and said,"Aiya, our lives are especially compatible! Look, you are a water life, I am a wood life, the bottom of the boat is a wood life, I am not afraid of your water soaking, but your water is not too big, don't push me into the inner room, the inner room brother is a fire life, if you burn me, don't you think it will be funny, hahahaha…"
Alright, Teacher Niu laughed until he was cramping up again!
When the online audience saw this scene, they couldn't help but laugh.
"Aiya, this Uncle Niu is really too funny! 'I can laugh at myself. Damn it, this is the first time I've seen it!'”
"Didn't Teacher Niu believe in astrology during the blind date? Why did he become the prime minister now? However, I reckon that nothing will work. Only then will he be sure that it won't be a blind date!”
"Hey, I just checked on the Internet. Guess what? This Teacher Niu's blind date was actually his current wife, who was also Ye Xian and Dilraba's teacher. My god, Ye Xian, are you really not afraid of offending your Teacher Niu to death? He actually wrote such a script? Why did you let Mrs. Niu play the role of a blind date?”
"Pfft, brother, are you serious? Are they really husband and wife? This…this was too much fun, right? You're amazing, God Ye! Teasing a teacher, there's really no one who can tease you to this extent!”
“…………”
On the stage, Ye Xian and Dilraba were also amused by Teacher Niu. They walked out of the room and Ye Xian said with a smile,"Didn't you believe in astrology last year? How is this considered a life?"
Upon hearing this, Teacher Niu was speechless for a few times."Oh my god, that was last year! Last year, he believed in astrology, and this year, he believed in the five elements.”
Upon hearing this, Madam Niu interjected,"That's the five elements!”
Teacher Niu slapped Madam Niu's arm again and laughed."If you say so! Gold, wood, water, fire, and earth. Every sixty years, gold restrains wood, wood restrains earth, earth restrains water, water restrains fire…"
Ye Xian, who was standing at the side, suddenly interjected,"You're my jinx!”
Immediately, the entire place was filled with waves of continuous laughter.
There was nothing wrong with that. That was a really good answer…
When Teacher Niu heard Ye Xian's words, he was also dumbfounded."Blind, we're not a couple. How can we restrain you?”
"I have a hard life!" Ye Xian said seriously.”
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"Look, you have an earth life, and I have a wood life," said Teacher Niu.”
Suddenly, Teacher Niu smiled and said,"Big Brother, you gave birth to me!" Hehehe!"
Ye Xian almost burst out laughing. Who did I have to give birth to this black thing? Really…"
After saying that, Ye Xian was too lazy to continue chatting with this teacher Niu who couldn't be explained clearly. He smiled and returned to the inner room.
At this moment, Direba suddenly said to Teacher Niu,"Little calf! Go to that room and chat with your big brother for a while!”
After sending Teacher Niu away, Dilireba smiled and went to Madam Niu's side." Sister, you're quite nice. Everyone agreed? You don't think it's too dark, do you?"
Madam Niu smiled shyly. It's quite white!"
Unexpectedly, Teacher Niu, who was sitting in the inner room, suddenly rushed out of the inner room after hearing this. He said to Madam Niu,"Are you talking about teeth?"
Immediately, the crowd burst into laughter.
You still have some idea in your heart? You even know that other than your teeth, everything else is black, right? Aiya, you're quite proud!
It's a pity that she said it wasn't you, Teacher Niu. Madam Niu was talking about Ye Xian. You're completely scaring her!
However, Teacher Niu, who was on the stage, did not understand at all that there was a misunderstanding here. He continued to laugh at Ye Xian and said,"That's obvious! Big brother, let me tell you a story. Big sister, listen to me too!”
As he spoke, Teacher Niu, who had just turned around to speak to Ye Xian, rushed into the living room again and showed off in front of Mrs. Niu.
"Oh my, why are you going again?" Ye Xian complained helplessly.”
However, Teacher Niu completely ignored the feelings of others and continued to tell his story." That year, there was a dark night. I went out for a walk when I had nothing to do. I was walking under the streetlights when I saw a woman. I bared my teeth and smiled at her. The woman looked at me and turned around and ran away…"
As she spoke, Teacher Niu recalled the woman's actions and expression."You shouted as you ran. Oh my god, I saw a ghost! Whose teeth had turned into spirits and floated out by themselves! Then from now on, I won't go out in the middle of the night. I'm afraid of scaring people when I go out. Hahahahaha…"
Teacher Niu once again laughed until he was slapped!
The audience was also speechless. Couldn't they stop for a while? I'm dying of laughter!
"By the way, Madam Niu, is your Old Bull usually like this at home? You can make me laugh?”
The skit was still going on. On the stage, Dilireba had an awkward expression on his face. He came to Teacher Niu's side and pushed him into the room." Little Niu, go over quickly!”
After entering the inner room, Ye Xian quickly called Teacher Niu to sit beside him and said earnestly,"Forget it! Don't do this. I'm telling you, you have to control this woman. Didn't you see? He was especially cultured and cultured, understood? You can't do this. You have to practice your speech. You can't just spit! I'll teach you a poem and you can read more books! Didn't you say that you read books? This is Gorky's poem.”
"Which Yangge team is Gorky from?"”
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