The skit continued. Ye Xian looked at Teacher Niu helplessly and said seriously,""They're from the Soviet Union's Yangge Team!"
Teacher Niu really thought that there was such a Yangge team. He asked,"Have you participated in any competitions?"
Ye Xian angrily said: "Yes!"
"Who's Gorky?" Mr. Niu asked.”
Ye Xian continued in a serious tone,""Golfing is his big brother!"
Teacher Niu hesitated for a while and asked,"Then who is the golf club?"
Ye Xian finally couldn't hold it in anymore and roared angrily,""I'm like you in golf, I'll beat you up! How come you don't understand anything? You're a poet, a writer, a traitor!”
Hahahaha,
seeing this scene, the audience laughed so hard that they were out of breath. They all held their stomachs in discomfort.
"Hahaha, which Yangge team is Gorky from? Hahaha, from the Soviet Union's Yangge team! Hahaha, I can't take it anymore. I'm going to die of laughter!”
"Don't, don't, don't. Who was Gorky? "Golfing is my big brother. Hahaha, my god, Ye Xian, are you going to make me laugh until I die?"”
"It's dangerous to watch Ye Xian's skit. You have to be careful when watching it. Otherwise, you'll die of laughter if you're not careful!”
"…"
It wasn't just the audience. Even the other five groups of participating guests were laughing so hard that they slammed the table. Even Hao Jian, who had been very nervous all this while, couldn't help but laugh. Ye Xian was really giving in to him!
Guo Degang, who was at the service desk, also opened his mouth at this moment. He laughed out loud without caring about his image. He was laughing so hard that tears were flowing out!
It wasn't that he didn't want to care about his image, but he really couldn't hold it in!
Tarzan from the Comedy Association, who had been invited to watch the ceremony, was also holding his stomach and laughing loudly.
They were professionals in the comedy industry, and their funny points were much higher than ordinary people. It was extremely difficult to make them laugh, but now they were all holding their stomachs and laughing.
It couldn't be helped. The skit's humor was too intense, and it came one after another. It couldn't be stopped at all!
If it weren't for their strong self-control, they would have been rolling around in their chairs like the audience!
However, this also indirectly reflected that Ye Xian and the others 'performance was on point and the script was classic. Otherwise, it would be impossible to answer such an effect!
The skit continued. On the stage, Teacher Niu saw that Ye Xian was really angry and immediately smiled."Brother, you're getting anxious with me because of culture?!”
Ye Xian was still angry and said,"This culture, how scary would it be without culture!”
It was another classic line. Many online games that were watching the live broadcast took out their notebooks and memorized it. There was no helping it. There were too many classic lines in this skit.
On the stage, Ye Xian collected himself a little and said,"Come, take this poem. This is Gorky's 'The Song of the Stormy Petrel'.”
"Big Brother, give me a demonstration." Teacher Niu said with a smile.”
Ye Xian did not object. He held the book and said seriously,"In a while, I'll teach you. Recreciting poems, you have to have confidence. Resonance in the chest, resonance in the mouth, resonance in the brain.”
Then, Ye Xian recited aloud,"Ah!"
This voice was quite loud, causing Dilraba and Madam Niu, who were chatting in the living room, to be surprised.
"What's going on?" Madam Niu asked curiously.”
Dilreba smiled awkwardly and said,"Ah, the competition is about to start.”
Ye Xian's voice sounded again.""On the vast sea, dark clouds…"
Ye Xian suddenly stopped reciting, unable to read the rest of the poem!
While Ye Xian was reading the lyrics carefully, Teacher Niu, who was beside him, also looked over and said with a smile,"Gale!"
Ye Xian immediately laughed,""Haha, you can read it?"
Then, Ye Xian once again restrained his emotions and let his body resonate with the poem. He recited,"The strong wind gathers the dark clouds. Between the dark clouds and the sea, there is a petrel flying proudly…(drawling)…Soaring!”
Suddenly, just as Ye Xian was feeling smug, Direba walked over from the living room and shouted in an unusually unhappy tone,"What are you doing? Why are these two old sisters calling me over and over again? And you say I'm arrogant?"
Ye Xian was speechless."What does it have to do with you? I'm really suffering from being your neighbor. Why are you so uncultured! Poetry!"
Then, Ye Xian turned to Teacher Niu and said,"Remember, if you don't have the most important thing, you have to shout out the first sentence!”
After giving his instructions, Ye Xian turned to Direba and said,"It's fine. I'll let him practice his culture. It's fine. He's quite cultured!”
Then, he called Teacher Niu and pushed him into the living room as he said,"Go ahead and show them!"
As he spoke, Teacher Niu held a book in his hand and slowly walked to Madam Niu's side. Then, he suddenly shouted in an extremely loud voice,"Ah!!!!!!"
Madam Niu shuddered in fright and her expression turned extremely ugly. However, Teacher Niu did not mind and even laughed loudly."Big brother, look at how scared the big sister is. She's trembling!”
Ye Xian, who saw this scene, was secretly laughing at the side! He couldn't help but laugh.
The live audience laughed so hard that they almost couldn't breathe! This was too f * cking funny! Especially Teacher Niu's 'Imitation of the Movement!”This was simply indescribable. There were really people at the scene who were laughing until they were out of breath! (I suggest readers to watch this skit. If you don't laugh, I'll lose. The author is already giggling in front of the computer!)）
The viewers in the live streaming room burst out laughing. After waiting for nearly a minute, all kinds of happy bullet comments filled the sky. They were densely packed and filled the live streaming room in an instant.
Oh oh ”
"If I die, I'll definitely be laughed to death by Ye Xian's skit!”
"I really want to ask, Ye Xian, will you be beaten to death after you arrange such scripted roles for your two mentors?”
"Isn't this too f * cking fun? This skit was much funnier than the previous skit!”
"…"
Everyone was watching the livestream while teasing Ye Xian and the others, making the entire scene even more joyous.
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