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93 The gay of golf!

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On the stage, Madam Niu was really frightened by what had happened just now. She angrily complained to Direba,"Hahaha, that thing gave me a fright. I wasn't prepared! What the hell are you reciting?”

"Don't be afraid, I'll read you a poem about golf!" Teacher Niu explained.”

Ye Xian immediately said angrily,"F * ck!"

Teacher Niu continued to say to Madam Niu,"The gay of golf!"

With such a disciple, Ye Xian was about to go crazy from anger! "Gorky's husband…" she said with a headache.

Ye Xian was even more speechless when he heard this. He was so angry that he went crazy! Once again, he shouted with a headache,"Shi!"

When the audience saw this scene, they laughed until they were out of breath again!

However, Teacher Niu still acted as if there was no one around. He followed Ye Xian's words and shouted,"Shi!"

Ye Xian, who was standing at the side, said speechlessly,""Nian!"

Teacher Niu suddenly felt especially ecstatic. He even shouted with a trembling voice,"Ah…"

Immediately, the audience couldn't help but laugh. Niu, do you dare to shout a little more?

"Teacher Niu, your master, Ye Xian, is going to die of anger because of you! Congratulations on your successful revenge!"

After Teacher Niu shouted this, he continued to recite in a serious manner,"In Changtu…"

Ye Xian, who had originally wanted to sit down and calm down, became angry again. He roared angrily at Teacher Niu,"Aiya…you're in Siping now. Why are you going to Tieling?”

Ye Xian couldn't refuse and started teaching Teacher Niu again.""... Vast Expanse! Cang…Mang!"

Teacher Niu imitated him again in all seriousness."On the vast sea…the wind (the sound is particularly long) gathers the dark clouds!”

Teacher Niu recited while gesturing,"Between the dark clouds and the sea, there's a petrel who's pulling the strings for us to meet here and have a dusk-love…Oh my god, big brother, what are you doing! Hahahaha…"

As he spoke, Teacher Niu once again successfully laughed until he was cramping!

Ye Xian was about to go crazy from anger. He wished he could smash himself to death with a curtain! How did he end up with such a stupid disciple…

Teacher Niu was still laughing and couldn't stop himself. He patted Ye Xian and said with a smile,"I say, big brother, aren't you taking a duck? Hehehe "

Ye Xian said with a headache," What the hell is this? Why are you reading such a good poem?!" Oh my god!"

Dilireba quickly tried to smooth things over and said,"Hey, sister! Xiao Niu was a humorous person! It was just that optimism was always like this, haha!”

Ye Xian didn't want to drag this out any longer. If he did, he would probably die of anger. He immediately looked at Mrs. Niu and said,"I said, is there anything to say?"

Glancing at Ye Xian, Madam Niu smiled tactfully and said,"There's nothing to say!"

"If there's nothing else to say, then it's settled, okay?" Ye Xian said. What…Haiyan, can I borrow your room to get some food? Let's drink!”

"I'm not eating!" Madam Niu said.

Direba also said seriously,"Right! What's there to eat here? It's not that I'm stingy. How romantic would it be if the two of us went out and chatted while eating? Isn't that right?"

Seeing this, Ye Xian whispered to Teacher Niu,""You have to cherish it, ah!"

Dilireba also said happily,"Sister, I'll see you at the Yangge dance team another day. I've heard your good news.”

Madam Niu agreed. As she walked, she greeted Ye Xian."Let's go! Let's go!"

Ye Xian thought that Madam Niu was talking to Teacher Niu, so he didn't think too much about it and agreed,""Good! Good!"

Seeing this scene, the audience burst into laughter again. Was this a misunderstanding that would go on to the end? However…I'm especially looking forward to the moment when the misunderstanding is exposed. I really want to see their expressions! Aiya, just thinking about it made him feel that the scene would definitely be especially beautiful!

At this point, the skit was almost over. In the living room, Ye Xian and Dilraba were repeatedly reminding Teacher Niu. Teacher Niu agreed and walked towards the door with a smile.

As soon as Teacher Niu walked out of the door, Direba turned to Ye Xian and said,"You, stay in your room! If you can't, go over!"

After saying that, Dilraba ignored Ye Xian and walked into his room.

As for Teacher Niu, the blind date was finally successful. Teacher Niu was extremely excited at this moment. Madam Niu was also satisfied. She smiled at the door and waited for Ye Xian to come out.

At this moment, Teacher Niu walked quietly behind Madam Niu with a face full of happiness. He even rubbed his shoulder against Madam Niu.

Mrs. Niu thought that Ye Xian had come out and said with a happy smile,"Big Brother, where are we going to eat?”

As soon as she turned around, she saw Teacher Niu smiling like a fool. At that moment, Mrs. Niu's face darkened and she was dumbfounded.

Poor Teacher Niu still didn't understand what was going on. He still had a happy smile on his face and said,"Wherever is fine!"

Immediately, the audience couldn't stop laughing!

"Aiya, Teacher Niu is going to be dumbfounded! I'm waiting to see his next expression!”

"Aiya, I'm so anxious. I laughed until my stomach broke just to wait for this scene! Now, it was finally time to clear up this misunderstanding!”

Madam Niu, who was on stage, asked Teacher Niu with an ugly expression. She already had an unexpected premonition."What are you doing out here?"

In an instant, the blissful smile on Teacher Niu's face disappeared. He thought to himself that something was wrong. He felt like a cooked duck was about to fly away!

"Didn't you say that we'd go out and talk alone?" Teacher Niu asked in confusion.”

Madam Niu did not answer. Instead, she asked expressionlessly,""Have you finished your fortune telling?"

Teacher Niu's expression was unusually ugly, and the ominous premonition in his heart became more and more intense.”

As expected, Madam Niu said expressionlessly,""Then it's none of your business! You can go back!"

Teacher Niu was immediately stunned. He felt that this world was too cruel and cold to him. What did he mean by it had nothing to do with him? You want me to go back? Where am I going? Heavens, why are you treating me like this!

Madam Niu ignored Teacher Niu and walked straight into the living room. She looked at Ye Xian and said,"Big brother, let's go!"

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