At this point in the skit, the whole mess was cleared up. Mrs. Niu pointed at Ye Xian and asked Dilireba,"Is this your wife?"
Direba replied with certainty,"Yes!"
Unexpectedly, Ye Xian suddenly said in a somewhat resentful manner,"I'm not. We're neighbors. I've always lived outside.”
Upon hearing this, Madam Niu immediately looked at Direba with disappointment and said,"Aiya, Yan, I'm not talking about you! Why don't you cherish such a good old man? How about this? Are you two divorced?"
Ye Xian still said with some negative emotions,"Ah, I've long been divorced!"
Who would have thought that Madam Niu would suddenly say to Ye Xian in a particularly doting manner,"If Eldest Brother doesn't want you, I want you! Follow me there, let's go!"
As she spoke, Madam Niu reached out and tried to pull Ye Xian away.
"Good!"
The live audience immediately shouted and cheered loudly. At the same time, applause and laughter echoed throughout the entire provincial gymnasium like thunder!
"You're amazing, God Ye. This is how it should be. Hurry up and follow Mrs. Niu! Let Teacher Niu and Fatty Deeny catch us in the dark!"
"Hahaha, I don't believe that Ye Xian would have the guts to do that. Let's not talk about what will happen to Dilraba, even his teacher, Teacher Niu, will definitely not let him off! It was not impossible to capture him and light the sky lamp. One had to know that this was the hatred of stealing his wife!”
"Hahaha, this is amazing. I, God Ye, have finally waited for this scene!”
On
the stage, when Dilireba saw Madam Niu forcefully pulling Ye Xian away, he immediately rushed forward and grabbed Ye Xian with one hand while shouting at Madam Niu,""Let go! Let go!"
Madam Niu said in confusion,"What are you doing? Didn't you say you don't want it anymore?"
After some tugging, Direba realized that he couldn't pull Madam Niu, so he let go of Ye Xian and stared at him."Old fool Zhao, let's see if you dare to walk out of this house.”
Hearing this, Ye Xian quivered and turned to Madam Niu. He advised softly,""Sister, I'm very grateful to you. Today was just a misunderstanding. Big brother doesn't have that kind of luck! I've been a b * tch my entire life. My heart is with this woman, and she's just hanging out with me. "We can't do it either. What about you…"
As he spoke, Ye Xian pointed at Teacher Niu, who was standing foolishly at the side, and continued to persuade him,"I'm not going to do it either.""This person is quite good. Can you guys…Ah! Big Brother won't be going!"
Ye Xian had already said so much, but Madam Niu still refused to give up."Big Brother, look at this. I think you're quite pitiful. I'll leave you my business card. In the future, if you don't go out after being bullied, come to my place! If we can't become husband and wife, I'll raise you as an older brother. Ah, take it!”
As she spoke, Madam Niu took out a business card from her pocket and handed it to Ye Xian. Seeing this, Dilraba immediately rushed over and snatched the business card from Ye Xian's hand. At the same time, he said seriously,"I'll keep it for you!"
Ye Xian immediately said anxiously,"That's my business card!"
However, Dilireba seemed to have turned a deaf ear to him and ignored Ye Xian. However, to everyone's surprise, Madam Niu once again took out a business card from her pocket and stuffed it into Ye Xian's hand.
"Good!"
Immediately, the audience cheered loudly and laughed non-stop!
Seeing Ye Xian accept his name card, Madam Niu said to Dilraba,""Yan 'er, so…"
Teacher Niu, who had been ignored by everyone, suddenly interrupted,""Are there any more? Give me one?"
The audience burst into laughter again. Teacher Niu, you're really a talent! He was still asking for a business card. Can't he have some backbone? Give me one too! Ye
Xian wanted to pass the name card in his hand to Teacher Niu as he spoke. Teacher Niu really reached out to take it, but she was stopped by Mrs. Niu. At the same time, Mrs. Niu pushed Teacher Niu away and said with abnormal disdain,"Go away!"
Immediately, the audience burst into laughter.
"Hahaha, Teacher Niu's warm face is stuck to his wife's cold buttocks. This was really an extraordinary feeling! It feels good to watch!"
"It's green, it's green, Teacher Niu is green!”
"I reckon that after Teacher Niu and his wife finish this skit, they'll have to go to the Civil Affairs Bureau to settle the divorce procedures! On
the stage, after Mrs. Niu pushed Teacher Niu away, she ignored him and smiled awkwardly at Direba."That…Yan 'er, I'm going back. No matter what, I have to thank you! In the future, you can find me a partner and choose one for me like my big brother. Ah! Don't introduce me to those things that have nothing to do with humans! I'm so angry!"
Teacher Niu, who was standing at the side, was like a bullied baby. Her face was black and she pursed her lips angrily. Her face was filled with sadness. Her blind date had run away…After
Mrs. Niu finished speaking, she couldn't stay in the living room any longer. She turned around and left!
Suddenly, Ye Xian remembered that Madam Niu's coat and satchel were still here. He immediately shouted,"Sister, you have to take this!"
Mrs. Niu had the nerve to turn around and shouted angrily,"Let Haiyan hold it for me. I don't want it anymore!”
At this moment, Teacher Niu suddenly said,""I'll bring it back to her later!”
The audience burst into laughter again. Teacher Niu, you're really shameless enough. Can't you have some backbone?
Seeing that Madam Niu had walked away, the resentment that Dilraba had been suppressing for a long time finally erupted. He shouted at Ye Xian,"Let me tell you, Old Zhao, from now on, you can't leave this house even if you become a mummy! The sisters were all in a bad mood.
Then, they said to Teacher Niu,""Little calf! I'm sorry, I'm going to f * ck you again... again and again!”
At this point, the skit was basically over. There was only one last bit left to wrap it up. Throughout the entire skit, the audience's laughter never stopped. This was probably the funniest skit they had ever seen! The whole process was a joke without any unnecessary nonsense. They were either laughing loudly or laughing without stopping!
(PS: The author wishes all readers a happy new year, good luck in the year of the dog, a happy smile, and a happy family. At the same time, thank you for your support and company (smiley face)) At this point in the skit, the whole mess was cleared up. Mrs. Niu pointed at Ye Xian and asked Dilireba,"Is this your wife?"
Direba replied with certainty,"Yes!"
Unexpectedly, Ye Xian suddenly said in a somewhat resentful manner,"I'm not. We're neighbors. I've always lived outside.”
Upon hearing this, Madam Niu immediately looked at Direba with disappointment and said,"Aiya, Yan, I'm not talking about you! Why don't you cherish such a good old man? How about this? Are you two divorced?"
Ye Xian still said with some negative emotions,"Ah, I've long been divorced!"
Who would have thought that Madam Niu would suddenly say to Ye Xian in a particularly doting manner,"If Eldest Brother doesn't want you, I want you! Follow me there, let's go!"
As she spoke, Madam Niu reached out and tried to pull Ye Xian away.
"Good!"
The live audience immediately shouted and cheered loudly. At the same time, applause and laughter echoed throughout the entire provincial gymnasium like thunder!
"You're amazing, God Ye. This is how it should be. Hurry up and follow Mrs. Niu! Let Teacher Niu and Fatty Deeny catch us in the dark!"
"Hahaha, I don't believe that Ye Xian would have the guts to do that. Let's not talk about what will happen to Dilraba, even his teacher, Teacher Niu, will definitely not let him off! It was not impossible to capture him and light the sky lamp. One had to know that this was the hatred of stealing his wife!”
"Hahaha, this is amazing. I, God Ye, have finally waited for this scene!”
On
the stage, when Dilireba saw Madam Niu forcefully pulling Ye Xian away, he immediately rushed forward and grabbed Ye Xian with one hand while shouting at Madam Niu,""Let go! Let go!"
Madam Niu said in confusion,"What are you doing? Didn't you say you don't want it anymore?"
After some tugging, Direba realized that he couldn't pull Madam Niu, so he let go of Ye Xian and stared at him."Old fool Zhao, let's see if you dare to walk out of this house.”
Hearing this, Ye Xian quivered and turned to Madam Niu. He advised softly,""Sister, I'm very grateful to you. Today was just a misunderstanding. Big brother doesn't have that kind of luck! I've been a b * tch my entire life. My heart is with this woman, and she's just hanging out with me. "We can't do it either. What about you…"
As he spoke, Ye Xian pointed at Teacher Niu, who was standing foolishly at the side, and continued to persuade him,"I'm not going to do it either.""This person is quite good. Can you guys…Ah! Big Brother won't be going!"
Ye Xian had already said so much, but Madam Niu still refused to give up."Big Brother, look at this. I think you're quite pitiful. I'll leave you my business card. In the future, if you don't go out after being bullied, come to my place! If we can't become husband and wife, I'll raise you as an older brother. Ah, take it!”
As she spoke, Madam Niu took out a business card from her pocket and handed it to Ye Xian. Seeing this, Dilraba immediately rushed over and snatched the business card from Ye Xian's hand. At the same time, he said seriously,"I'll keep it for you!"
Ye Xian immediately said anxiously,"That's my business card!"
However, Dilireba seemed to have turned a deaf ear to him and ignored Ye Xian. However, to everyone's surprise, Madam Niu once again took out a business card from her pocket and stuffed it into Ye Xian's hand.
"Good!"
Immediately, the audience cheered loudly and laughed non-stop!
Seeing Ye Xian accept his name card, Madam Niu said to Dilraba,""Yan 'er, so…"
Teacher Niu, who had been ignored by everyone, suddenly interrupted,""Are there any more? Give me one?"
The audience burst into laughter again. Teacher Niu, you're really a talent! He was still asking for a business card. Can't he have some backbone? Give me one too! Ye
Xian wanted to pass the name card in his hand to Teacher Niu as he spoke. Teacher Niu really reached out to take it, but she was stopped by Mrs. Niu. At the same time, Mrs. Niu pushed Teacher Niu away and said with abnormal disdain,"Go away!"
Immediately, the audience burst into laughter.
"Hahaha, Teacher Niu's warm face is stuck to his wife's cold buttocks. This was really an extraordinary feeling! It feels good to watch!"
"It's green, it's green, Teacher Niu is green!”
"I reckon that after Teacher Niu and his wife finish this skit, they'll have to go to the Civil Affairs Bureau to settle the divorce procedures! On
the stage, after Mrs. Niu pushed Teacher Niu away, she ignored him and smiled awkwardly at Direba."That…Yan 'er, I'm going back. No matter what, I have to thank you! In the future, you can find me a partner and choose one for me like my big brother. Ah! Don't introduce me to those things that have nothing to do with humans! I'm so angry!"
Teacher Niu, who was standing at the side, was like a bullied baby. Her face was black and she pursed her lips angrily. Her face was filled with sadness. Her blind date had run away…After
Mrs. Niu finished speaking, she couldn't stay in the living room any longer. She turned around and left!
Suddenly, Ye Xian remembered that Madam Niu's coat and satchel were still here. He immediately shouted,"Sister, you have to take this!"
Mrs. Niu had the nerve to turn around and shouted angrily,"Let Haiyan hold it for me. I don't want it anymore!”
At this moment, Teacher Niu suddenly said,""I'll bring it back to her later!”
The audience burst into laughter again. Teacher Niu, you're really shameless enough. Can't you have some backbone?
Seeing that Madam Niu had walked away, the resentment that Dilraba had been suppressing for a long time finally erupted. He shouted at Ye Xian,"Let me tell you, Old Zhao, from now on, you can't leave this house even if you become a mummy! The sisters were all in a bad mood.
Then, they said to Teacher Niu,""Little calf! I'm sorry, I'm going to f * ck you again... again and again!”
At this point, the skit was basically over. There was only one last bit left to wrap it up. Throughout the entire skit, the audience's laughter never stopped. This was probably the funniest skit they had ever seen! The whole process was a joke without any unnecessary nonsense. They were either laughing loudly or laughing without stopping!
(PS: The author wishes all readers a happy new year, good luck in the year of the dog, a happy smile, and a happy family. At the same time, thank you for your support and company (smiley face))
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