"Ahem, I'm fine. I'm really fine.”
He pulled the worried Hinata into his arms and the corners of his mouth twitched. He felt as if he had been scratched by a cat.
Could this be a kind of love? Beating was kissing, scolding was love, and love came and went with kicking?
"Why are you still standing there like a fool? Bring your underlings over and help me.”
After a night of intimacy and an entire morning of 'deep' communication, Mitarai Red Bean, who had assumed the identity of an older sister, placed her hands on her waist and roared. She treated the Kiyoha Gang as construction workers and ordered them to build a simple shack to distribute scrolls.
Red Bean, who had come over to Liu Mang's side before work, pressed her head on Liu Mang's shoulder and whispered meaningfully,""This is a very important job.”
F * ck!
F * ck your sister!
"Sister, you're really too good to me.”
"Mhm, as long as you know."
She reached into her arms and grabbed a few hundred yuan worth of red beans before leaving in a very carefree manner.
The bleak autumn wind blew past, and Liu Mang's heart turned cold." My, my money!”
He stretched out his hand and opened his mouth. The crazy gang leader started knocking on the wood. What was there to build in this small shabby house? Wasn't it just a tattered scroll? He was looking at it. If he took too many of those things, could he still eat them?
No!
Liu Mang suddenly thought of something and hammered his palm. His mouth slowly grinned to the back of his ears." Hey, brothers, I found another way to get rich. Come here quickly, let's do this…"
The noon sun slowly shortened the shade of the trees. The candidates from the hidden villages who had finally found out the location of the examination came to the No. 44 training ground. As soon as they arrived, they froze.
Hah! What a big tiger. This tiger was famous. It was similar to an adult male rhinoceros. He had golden hair, black stripes, and a large 'Wang' character on his forehead. Behind his buttocks was a tail that looked like a steel whip. Looking at the thickness of the tail, it was at least as thick as a duck egg. She looked at the middle of her stomach again. There was still a person lying there.
He narrowed his eyes and looked carefully. The more he looked at this person, the more familiar he felt. Hiss…
"Why is it this guy again?" The examinees from the various hidden villages who finally realized who was lying on the tiger's belly twitched their mouths and eyes.
"Is that big tiger a ninja beast?" someone asked in a low voice.”
"I want to go back…"
One, two, three, four, more and more people slowly gathered together.
Just as they were about to rush forward to deal with the enemy, a group of thugs came out from the small room next to them and shook their arms.
"Boss, you're too bad. Why do you only let us do it while you sleep there?”
"Don't worry, don't worry. Aren't I here to watch over you? Besides, I came up with that idea, so it's not too much to be lazy, right?”After comforting his companion, Liu Mang turned his gaze away and patted West Wind's head while yawning." Go home. I'll take you away soon."”
"Roar!"
A tiger roar shook its body. The golden tiger that had circled around Daliu Mang jumped into the air. The tall iron fence did not have any effect at all. In the air, a blue light flashed and he jumped in. Any ninja who knew what was good would know that the thing just now was a barrier. That tiger…
Pa! Pa!
"Look here." Liu Mang clapped his hands to attract his attention. He walked to his companion and took a palm-sized booklet.
The booklet was not thick, only eight pages. It was filled with information about Training Ground 44.
Of course, it was up to the buyer to judge whether it was real or fake.
Looking at these rich men who wanted to swallow him alive, Liu Mang recommended like a profiteer,""If you want to pass the second round of the Chuunin exam safely and leave the Forest of Death alive, the Safe Survival Guide is your best choice. This guide recorded everything that was available in the number forty-four training ground. From mountains and rivers to rivers, there were poisonous ones, non-poisonous ones, flowers, thorns, everything you wanted to know.”
"What are you waiting for? It was better to act than to be tempted. Hurry up and buy it. Each survival guide only cost 50,000 taels. 50,000 taels was already the price of cabbage. Even the auntie selling vegetables downstairs did not have this.”
F * ck the price of your cabbage. Your cabbage can be sold for 50,000 taels!
They gritted their teeth and felt stifled. Looking at this bastard who had been harming them ever since he came to Muye, if it weren't for the boundary, the examinees from the various hidden villages would really want to gang up and kill him.
The cold wind blew against their faces. Listening to the rustling of the leaves, the examinees from the hidden villages wanted to leave. But what if, what if that booklet really worked?
Should he buy it or not?
This was a very serious question.
Others would definitely suffer a huge loss if they didn't buy it, but if they did, they would be extorted by this bastard.
After all, most of them had no money in their bags.
A few minutes passed…
Finally, an examinee who couldn't hold it in walked out and spent money to buy the booklet.
A few smart guys wanted to go over and borrow it, but they were unexpectedly rejected.
Who didn't have a dark heart?
Oh, I bought the pamphlet and got ripped off, but you guys want to be smart and read it for nothing. Why? If I get ripped off, you guys won't have it easy either.
The examinees from the various hidden villages did not come from the same place. Moreover, many hidden villages had feuds. Even ninjas from the same village had competitive relationships.
It's just fifty thousand silver taels. It's not like I want your life. You can buy it yourself.
"Give me one too."
Gritting his teeth, the ninja handed over the 50,000 taels of silver. He touched the thin booklet in his hand and turned around to leave.
Liu Mang waved the cash in his hand and happily called out to the next person. His smug look made the examinees furious.
However, no matter how angry he was, he still had to buy it if he had the money.
After buying and selling, someone realized that something was wrong. Why was the content recorded inside different? There were even some places that simply complemented it.
This, this thing couldn't be fake, right?
Cold sweat broke out on their foreheads, and the two teams of ninjas who exchanged guides were dumbfounded.
As the news spread, the crowd was furious. The Hidden Rain Village examinee who was the first to notice that something was wrong asked with a flushed face," What's going on?”
Liu Mang looked at them and clicked his tongue." What are you looking at? What are you all looking at? The book wasn't written by the same person, so there are naturally some differences. Did I say that everything inside is the same?”
"You're lying!" A fat ninja's face turned red.
Liu Mang was unwilling." How can you say that? What do you mean by lying? Have I ever lied to you? Turn over the booklet and read it clearly before you speak. Be careful that I don't sue you for slander.”
The palm-sized booklet was flipped to the back, and two lines of tiny words were hidden in the pattern. The final interpretation of this guide belongs to the Muye Gang.
"You, I, I, you…"
"Did you see it clearly?"
Pfff…
Liu Mang's throat was blocked and he vomited a mouthful of black blood. Looking at the Hidden Dragon Village examinee who was lying on the ground, Liu Mang wiped away his crocodile tears sadly." You're already a ninja. How can you still be so angry? Don't you know that ninjas can't be treated with common sense?" My friend, you can go in peace. I will burn newspapers for you next year.”
Bastard!
This damned brat…he…he…
"Kid, you're really interesting.”The shadow that flashed behind him instantly stuck out its long tongue and licked its lips. Liu Mang turned his head stiffly as if he was being stared at by a poisonous snake.
Orochimaru!
Drops of cold sweat rolled down his cheeks. Liu Mang couldn't understand how an existence like him could provoke such a pervert.
Orochimaru, who had transformed into a candidate from Rain Enduring Village, narrowed his dangerous golden eyes and lowered his body. Just as he was about to do something, a Kunai shot down from the side.
"Are you done playing? If you're done, get your ass over here. The exam is about to start.”
"Hah! It's Sister Red Bean. She's coming over now.”Liu Mang laughed and ran away without looking back. He didn't even say anything.
Inu Ya touched the trembling Akamaru and stood beside him. Among all the examinees, this was the second person that Ninja Hound was afraid of.
"What should we do, Boss?" Ya's voice was very low, and his eyes were very vigilant.
"Hide from him," Liu Mang gritted his teeth.
They peeked behind them and swallowed their saliva in unison. The monster that Orochimaru had transformed into stood under the shade of the tree, looking like a demon that had crawled out of hell.
Dogtooth, whose hair was standing on end, rubbed his nose with his wrist. Everyone gathered together to discuss and decided to hide from this guy.
If they could fight, they would attack together. If they couldn't, they would run away. This was what gangsters should do.
"No matter who meets these two people in the exam, they must run away immediately. Remember, you must see where they are later.”
"Boss, why is that?" Uzumaki Naruto scratched the back of his head in confusion. Suddenly, he seemed to have understood something and turned around. He gave Orochimaru and I Love Luo the middle finger." Listen up, you two. I won't lose. I'll knock down whoever dares to come over."”
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This, this idiot!
He threw a punch at Naruto from behind and laughed." Ignore him. He's crazy."”
"Why do I feel that the trouble is getting bigger and bigger?”Nara Shikamaru glanced at the unconscious Naruto with a headache. His forehead was full of hashtags.
"I think so too," Canine Teeth said in unison, sweating.”
He should not have brought this scourge with him.
After the Heaven and Earth Scrolls were distributed, the Life and Death Agreement was signed, and the forty-four iron gates opened. Standing in front of the unlucky number 13, Liu Mang smacked his lips and decided to go solo.
"Here are the scrolls."
He tossed the scroll to Sakura, who was still in a daze, and walked inside with both hands in his pockets.
Naruto, who had been feeling estranged recently, called him boss. When he didn't get a response, he lowered his outstretched arm and didn't understand what was going on with the team.
Ever since he returned from the mission in the Country of Waves, not only did the leader of Flowing Light change, but even Sasuke was also curious. The way he looked at him was no longer the same as before.
What happened to them?
Lin Feng rustled his golden hair, and Swirl Naruto looked at the sky in confusion.
Walking alone in the dense forest of the Forest of Death, breathing in the rotten smell under his feet, Liu Mang reached out and caught a falling leaf in front of him. The leaves were very green, so they should have just fallen off not long ago. However, it would not take long for them to become the same as the ones they were stepping on, turning into something disgusting.
Liu Mang opened his palm, and the leaf slowly slid across his fingertips. Looking at its trajectory as it flew away with the wind, Liu Mang closed his eyes sadly."Embrace your fate. Actually, I'm no different from you.”
Shaking his head to shake off his annoyance, the youth who had his silver-white muslin fluttering behind him sped up.
Five days, five nights. Are you ready?#
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