"Everyone, look at my hand gesture. Retract!"
Jiang Xiaobai raised his hand and clenched it into a fist, signaling the audience to stop.
He had no choice. If he didn't give a signal, he didn't know when the noisy audience would stop laughing.
Looking at the happy faces of the audience, Jiang Xiaobai also smiled. He licked his lips and continued,"
"Next, let's talk about Teacher Liang the punching bag. Liang Bro, yes, Liang Bro has a song called 'Dark Fragrance.'”
"Let's talk about this 'Dark Fragrance.' It has been popular since it was released. It has been floating for more than thirty years…"
"I don't think this should be called a dark fragrance. It should be called too strong!”
Too smelly? Hahaha, this Xiaobai is really talented. She can actually associate the dark fragrance with the smell…
The audience's suppressed smiles burst out in an instant.
Jiang Xiaobai ignored the laughter and continued to ridicule him.
"I've heard the song 'Dark Fragrance' since elementary school. Why are you still singing it? What? Liang Bro?"
"The petals have already left the flower, so why can't you leave this lousy song?”
After saying this, Sandbag Liang was naturally unhappy. He clenched his fists and bulged his muscles to threaten Jiang Xiao Bai.
The other people below the stage and on the stage were laughing so hard that they could not open their eyes.
"Maybe everyone doesn't know, but Liang Bro has another song called 'Men Are So Hard'.”
"The two lyrics that left the deepest impression on me were written like this: 'A man in the day, but a man at night is hard'.”
When Jiang Xiaobai said this, some of the quick-witted audience members started laughing.
Before most people could understand the meaning of this sentence, he complained.
"I only have one comment for your song.”
"Your story lies in your song!”
After saying that, Jiang Xiaobai pointed at the camera, and the audience was right in front of the camera.
Was this considered driving? It could be considered…
Anyway, the audience below the stage was completely overjoyed. They clapped their hands and praised him. There were also many girls who booed.
As for Sandbag Liang, who was listening to his complaints, he did not know if he had been stabbed in the heart or what he had done, but his black face was actually red from embarrassment.
However, he had no choice. As a guest, no matter how hard Jiang Xiaobai ridiculed him, he could only smile bitterly and applaud.
That's right, Jiang Xiaobai ridiculed him, but he still wanted to applaud. He must have thought to himself," F * ck, I don't know if I should say it or not."
"Originally, Zhou Weitong went to participate in the diving program to show off his figure. We can understand that, but I don't know why Liang Bro also participated in this kind of program.”
"And the key question is, do you know? He was wearing a long johns and long johns. He was dressed very tightly as he went to participate in the diving.”
Speaking of this, Zhou Weitong, who had once participated in the show with Sandbag Liang, had already recalled that scene. Under the atmosphere of the recording studio, even the microphone couldn't help but laugh.
Jiang Xiao Bai glanced at Zhou Weitong, who was laughing loudly. Because his clothes were somewhat transparent, he accidentally saw the entire baby on his left from the side. He could not help but feel his heart skip a beat.
This girl, tsk…
However, for the sake of the script, he quickly retracted his gaze and continued to complain.
"Speaking of which, Liang Bro's diving skills are pretty good. He's trained in acrobatics and has basic skills. The technique is very standard!"
"I think Liang Bro, you've chosen the wrong path. If you were an Olympic athlete, you'd be famous already.”
Hearing this, Sandbag Liang thought that he was praising him and nodded repeatedly, looking a little happy.
The audience below the stage knew Jiang Xiao Bai's character very well. They were all holding back their laughter, waiting to watch a good show.
As expected, Jiang Xiaobai's words of ridicule immediately followed.
"Think about it, Liang Bro, if you were an Olympic athlete, you could win an Olympic gold medal.”
"Then, you came down and entered the entertainment industry, and people found out that you could sing 'Dark Fragrance?”
He even knew how to sing Dark Fragrance? Yeah, I can even sing 'Dark Fragrance'
Everyone on and off the stage was in a good mood. Even Zhang Shaogang, who was previously depressed, couldn't close his mouth from laughing. Only Sandbag Liang was feeling a little uncomfortable.
The audience was laughing because they saw the dumbfounded expression on Sandbag Liang's face. This was what the audience was looking forward to.
However, the audience didn't know that this ridicule had already been communicated before the recording. He was just acting dumb to cater to Jiang Xiaobai's ridicule.
"Next, let's talk about Aunt Qu Ying, uh no, Sister Qu Ying.”
"Sister Qu Ying, because I don't have your calendar at home, I looked up your information and pictures online.”
"When I was looking for information, my dad saw it and said,”
"Xiao Bai, stop looking at this kind of thing. I said I'm working. Don't mess around, Dad. I'm working!”
"When my dad heard that, he was furious. He pointed at Sister Qu Ying on my computer screen and shouted.”
"Forget it. I don't even know who she is.”
When Jiang Xiaobai finished speaking, the people below booed and some clapped.
"What are you shushing for? Ah, I'm not done yet. Wait.”Jiang Xiaobai pretended to be very angry and made everyone laugh.
"Sister Qu Ying is a famous model. Back then, she had a very high starting point. She debuted working with Jiang Wen. Now, she has fallen to working with Cao Yunjing.”
When he said this, the people below laughed. For some reason, they felt that these ordinary words were especially interesting when they came out of Jiang Xiaobai's mouth.
Cao Yunjing, who was sitting at the main seat, even cupped her fists and bowed shamelessly after hearing Jiang Xiaobai's ridicule towards Qu Ying…
He seemed to be very proud of himself.
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