If you say it fast, it means "bang"?
The audience below were all laughing so hard that they were about to suffocate after being teased by Jiang Xiaobai…
How could this guy be so good at complaining? He even brought Cao Jing's master along. How bold!
One had to know that Mr. Guo Degang was famous for his bad temper. If he dared to say such things about him on the show, how strong was his backing?
The audience didn't know who was behind the show, and they couldn't be bothered to know. To them, just watching the show was enough.
"This is really too much. The sperm has been deleted from the family tree. I don't think it's related to you.”
"But I'm more universal." Jiang Xiaobai touched his chest and continued,""Right? I plan to write a family tree tomorrow. You two have it.”
"We're on equal footing. We're a loving family.”
As soon as he finished speaking, Eggy, who was in the guest seats, laughed loudly, bringing along the audience with him.
The family tree was probably something that couldn't be avoided…
But then again, this kind of family tree without blood relations was indeed meaningless. There was no need to be too entangled and serious.
When the laughter stopped, Jiang Xiaobai continued to complain,"
"As for the seed, it has its own place now. The seed's own crosstalk place is called the pregnancy listening pavilion.”
"What does the pregnancy listening pavilion mean?"
"It's just a bunch of people. Listen to where the word 'pregnant' went.”
As soon as this comment was made, regardless of whether the audience was happy or not, everyone sitting in the guest seats laughed.
Qu Ying, Sandbag Liang, Zhou Jie, and Zhou Weitong were laughing so hard that they were gasping for breath. Especially Zhou Weitong. Her clothes were very revealing, and she didn't have a bra underneath. Every time she laughed, her two babies would tremble up and down.
Speaking of which, was she here today to show off her eloquence or to show off her talent? Who knew? However, the audience below was very happy. They could not only look at Noko but also listen to her ridicule. They were extremely happy.
As for the invincible King of Silence, Zhang Shaogang, who originally had an unlucky expression on his face, was now smiling brightly after Jiang Xiaobai's ridicule.
Happy to be with that... Like a groundhog.
Cao Yunjing, who was sitting in the main seat, looked frightened and her mouth was wide open.
The audience below was even more rowdy. One by one, they shouted,"Cao Jing wants to hit someone, Cao Jing wants to hit someone" and so on.
Hit someone? It didn't exist. This was the recording location. Cao Yunjing wasn't a fool. Her reputation wasn't good to begin with, so she didn't dare to be impulsive at this time.
Since Cao Yunjing did not dare to make a move, Jiang Xiaobai could only continue to ridicule him.
"When we were backstage, we actually ran into Teacher Cao. His throat wasn't feeling well.”
"Then I told him I would give him a bottle of Nian Ci Nunnery to drink. After Mr. Cao finished it, I asked him,'Is it good?'"”
"Teacher Cao said,'Delicious, delicious, delicious.'”
"I asked him again,'Is it sweet'?"
"Teacher Cao said 'Tian Tian'.”
"In the end, I asked him,'Are you done? Teacher Cao said,"I'm done."”
"Alright, pay up…"
"When she heard this, Teacher Cao couldn't take it anymore. Pay? Why should I give you money?"
"Do you have the receipt? Ah?"
"Can you give me an receipt that won't fade even after being treasured for many years?”
In fact, when he said " pay up ", the audience was already amused by Jiang Xiaobai's funny tone. However, for the sake of continuity, he forced himself not to be interrupted by the audience's laughter and complained all over.
After this " receipt meme ", the audience who had been shouting for Jiang Xiaobai's sperm to hit him once again became fence-sitters, clapping and applauding for this ridicule.
Without waiting for the audience to savor the fun, Jiang Xiaobai continued to preach.
"Actually, Teacher Cao is a good person. When he saw me and Eggy, he didn't treat us as outsiders.”
"He came up and asked us,'Eh? Are you two going to write jokes? Help me write a crosstalk!"
"I was also very curious. I said,'Teacher Cao, do you need someone to write your crosstalk?'”
"Did you cut off the internet at home this year?"
"Or have you finished copying the jokes you bought?”
Zhou Weitong, who was sitting in the guest seats, was so happy that he kept clapping. However, Jiang Xiaobai did not know why he could not help but glance at her…
It was only when he saw the two babies swaying up and down as Zhou Weitong clapped his hands that he realized what was happening to him.
No wonder female celebrities liked to wear this kind of clothes to participate in various activities. It was even called a battle robe. It seemed that it was easy to attract the attention of men.
Of course, although Naizi was good, he couldn't be greedy. He still had to continue complaining.
"Cao Yunjing always says on the show that she has a low EQ and can't speak because she's a science guy.”
"I just wanted to ask you, Teacher Cao. What kind of science guy are you? Aren't you a crosstalk performer?”
"When you were sixteen, you lived in Teacher Guo Degang's house. So all these years, he taught you mathematics, physics, and chemistry?”
"No wonder you hate him, right…"
As Jiang Xiaobai spoke, she turned her body around and turned her back to Cao Yunjing, who was sitting at the main seat.
This deliberate action was very obvious. The audience below saw it at a glance and laughed.
Cao Yunjing glared at him. She was a little unhappy on the stage, but in the end, she still smiled.
He had no choice but to laugh. Otherwise, after the show was broadcast, those unscrupulous media outlets, marketing accounts, and so on would start to criticize him again…
"Teacher Cao Yunjing has really not had it easy. All these years, she has been performing crosstalk conscientiously, and even after Master insulted her for so many years, she did not dare to talk back.”
"I finally managed to write an article, but I was scolded by the netizens again!”
"What do you mean by deceiving your master and destroying your ancestors…"
"I think these netizens, you guys are really…"
Jiang Xiao Bai wanted to say something but didn't. He pressed his palm down and suddenly pulled it back.
It seemed like he was really scolding the netizens. Was he trying to put in a good word for Cao Jing?
But the audience wanted to hear the complaints!
Aren't you going to complain? That would be so boring.
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