The applause gradually stopped, and the audience was also attracted by Jiang Xiaobai's ridicule. They were ready to hear what he had to say next.
Jiang Xiaobai knew that his performance was not bad and felt a little proud in his heart. Because the atmosphere was good, he continued to complain,
" Look at our guest seats today. There's a bunch of idiots. For example, Teacher Shihang, Eggy, Palm Eggy..."
When the audience heard this, they were puzzled again. No one objected to saying that they were f * cking awesome, but there was nothing funny about ridiculing this. After all, wasn't a person like Zhang Quandan famous for his temperament?
However, Jiang Xiao Bai's next sentence made them understand what Jiang Xiao Bai was trying to say.
"They're just fooling around. They don't have any taste. Ah... I like Huang Tingting."
Huang Tingting, who was sitting in the guest seat, was very puzzled. Why was she involved?
When this joke was thrown out, it immediately caused the audience to scream and applaud.
Jiang Xiaobai stretched his neck and raised his hand to signal for the audience to continue listening to him.
"And Teacher Shihang, I like Teacher Shihang's facial features the most. Everyone, take a closer look. Isn't it very funny?”
Comedy?
When the audience heard this, they did not quite understand. They only glanced at the greasy middle-aged man sitting in the guest seats. It seemed a little funny, but there was nothing to complain about…
Why did he bring this up? The audience didn't quite understand the meaning behind Jiang Xiaobai's words. Some of them were looking forward to what he would say next.
"Look at your mouth. Do you have the courage to talk to a girl?”
"If Huang Tingting met someone like Teacher Shihang, she would have been scared away, right? But if Teacher Wang Linlin met him, she might have pounced on him.”
The audience burst into laughter. So that was what they were talking about.
"I think Teacher Shihang, do you feel like your body has been emptied?”
His words caused the audience to burst into laughter again. They found that this young man was too interesting. He had complained so much, but in the end, he changed it to Wang Linlin and even used an advertising slogan.
It felt like his body was being hollowed out…Hahaha, this young man really dared to say it! Everyone thought so.
"Besides, Teacher Wang Linlin is the woman who emptied Teacher Shihang.”
Hahaha, they couldn't escape this joke. The audience laughed happily.
On the other hand, Jiang Xiaobai was about to continue, but when he saw the audience laughing happily, he paused for a moment to give the audience some time to laugh.
At the same time, he was also preparing his emotions because the next wave of high-powered people's complaints was about to appear.
"I, I really like Teacher Wang Linlin. I really like her. Everyone knows that she's already this age.”
Jiang Xiaobai turned to Teacher Wang Linlin apologetically.
"I'm not scolding you. It's just that at your age, you're still in a magazine like men's wear!!!”
"It's true. Her figure is especially good and sexy.”
The people sitting in the audience were once again curious. Why did this young man say this? Complain that he was old? There was nothing to complain about. Everyone would grow old one day.
Scolding others for having a good and sexy figure? This didn't seem like a complaint. Why did it feel like a commercial bragging…
However, this young man who liked to cause trouble did not look like someone who would flatter others.
At this moment, Jiang Xiaobai bowed slightly to Wang Linlin, who was sitting in a row, and then continued,""But I feel that at her age, if I gray out the photo, it would be incest!!!”
"Phew!"
"Oh oh oh"
"Dirty, dirty, dirty!"
The audience present, including the staff members who were arranged to go in, also started booing wildly. This kind of booing was mixed with joy, but it was not very embarrassing.
As for the main character, Wang Linlin, her beautiful face was flushed red. Even if she wasn't the 18-year-old girl, she couldn't stand such ridicule.
As for Jiang Xiaobai, who said this, his expression did not change at all. He was indeed an old driver…
It was Niu Shisan.
After a long, long time, the laughter finally died down a little. Although on a talk show, there was a need to pause so that the audience could laugh, time was limited. Jiang Xiaobai could only reach out and grab it, saying,"Retract!"
The audience's laughter really stopped. Instead, it made the celebrities in the guest seats laugh. After all, this scene had not been rehearsed before.
"Alright, let's talk about the other beauty, Huang Tingting.”
"She's from SHNH48. She's a very beautiful girl.”
"Ten thousand year beauty? China has only been around for five thousand years. Why are you competing with monkeys in the first five thousand years?”
Jiang Xiaobai laughed as he spoke. The audience and guests applauded. Perhaps they had heard him, so no matter what Jiang Xiaobai said, they all felt that this young man was very interesting.
"Besides, this is very interesting.”
Interesting? How is it interesting? Isn't he just a famous person who took selfies of the apple processing factory? He really didn't find it funny…
However, because Jiang Xiaobai's criticism was indeed sharp, they listened very seriously.
He felt that it was probably another burden or a very funny joke.
Jiang Xiaobai paused and continued,"
"That day, he came to talk to me and asked me.”
"Xiao Bai, why are you called Xiao Bai? You're not white either?"
When the audience heard this, they also thought, Yeah, why is he called Little White? It was indeed not white.
Could it be that he was called Little White because he was not white?
Even so, there was nothing to complain about. If he didn't understand why he was talking about this, he might as well talk about the joke about Wang Linlin hitting the machine.
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