Explosives…
There wasn't anything funny about these words, but when combined with Zhao Bujun's afro hairstyle, it was a little vivid and vivid.
The audience laughed. So Zhao Bujun's hair was blown up like this.
As expected, Jiang Xiaobai's mocking of people was interesting. How could it be boring? The few people he mentioned before were just foreshadowing.
After a pause, Jiang Xiaobai continued,"
"There's also a person who looks beautiful but has mental problems.”
"The trending searches on the Internet and Weibo always say that Ye Xuan's head was lowered or something.”
"Hey, I want to say, can everyone be more scientific? What era is it now? How can there be so many superstitions?”
"She's just stupid. She's not superstitious.”
"But sometimes people are so strange, right? She looks silly, but when she was in school, she was still a talented woman!”
"You might not believe it, but Ye Xuan once won first place in the New York Mathematics competition!”
As Jiang Xiaobai spoke, she even gave Ye Xuan a thumbs up. The other party immediately clapped happily, as if he really thought she was praising her.
The audience below all revealed a sly smile. They knew Jiang Xiaobai's character very well. What kind of good words could he say?
Jiang Xiaobai said,"
"What does it mean to be first in the mathematics competition in New York?”
"It's just like how the Chinese table tennis team won the championship in Africa.”
These two simple sentences amused the audience. Moreover, this kind of laughter was magical. The more they laughed, the more they couldn't stop.
He slowly turned his head and glanced at Ye Xuan before continuing,"
"The first place in New York is very simple!”
"At that time, I felt that those kids in New York must have broken down.”
"Go and register happily. When you meet Ye Xuan, chat with him.”As Jiang Xiaobai spoke, he suddenly pinched his throat and said a few words in a foreign language.
“whereareyoufrom？”
“icomefromhuaxia。”
"Whoa, when the foreign children heard this, they all withdrew from the competition.”
"Just like that, Ye Xuan won first place in the New York Mathematics Competition.”
This was…
Was this considered flattering Ye Xuan? There didn't seem to be anything funny about it…
But for some reason, he just wanted to laugh. Sigh, whatever. Everyone else is laughing, so I'll laugh too!
Sometimes, it was like this. It was obviously not a funny joke, but when others were laughing, they could not help but laugh along.
Laughter was indeed contagious.
"Alright, alright, alright. Everyone stop laughing and continue talking about Ye Xuan.”
"She was so good at math and later became an actress. She was also a very good actress.”
"She's very outstanding and dedicated. Why do I say that about her?”
"Because there was one time when she was acting like she was suffocating and put a vacuum bag over her head.”
"In the back, let someone vacuum like this.”Jiang Xiaobai gestured as he spoke, making the audience feel as if they were seeing that scene.
"It took a whole minute and a half for the person behind to put down the vacuum cleaner.”
"The director said forget it, forget it. She said no, no!”
" Suffocated for a minute and a half. You say this…"
"Teacher Ye Xuan, are you still alive on stage today?”
"That Liu Qian, help me touch it. Is there still any temperature? Let's see if my hand will go through."
Because Jiang Xiaobai didn't speak fast, the audience could hear him clearly. Although they could guess that it wasn't something good, they couldn't imagine what Jiang Xiaobai would say.
As such, they could only quietly listen to Jiang Xiaobai's complaints.
A smile appeared on Jiang Xiaobai's face, and it seemed like he couldn't control it. It seemed like this was the first time he had seen him laugh.
What would be funny? The audience was looking forward to his ridicule.
Jiang Xiaobai paused for a moment before continuing,""Forget it, Liu Qian laoshi, you shouldn't try.”
"If your hand goes through, I don't know whose problem it is!”
As he said that, Jiang Xiaobai shook his arm. The audience below almost rolled over from laughing.
What a good question!
Everyone knew that Liu Qian was a magician and could do some incredible things. Who could guarantee that he wouldn't be able to pass through?
"Alright, speaking of Liu Qian laoshi, I'm sure everyone knows that he's a famous magician from Taiwan, the world's top magician.”
"However, she once said that she would never perform magic tricks for her children at home.”
"I understand his psychological defense very well.”
"Because this matter is very dangerous. Think about it, what if Teacher Liu Qian wants to perform magic for the child one day?”
"Acting as a living person or something.”As Jiang Xiaobai spoke, he swung his arms and muttered,""Hey, hoho, cha!"
"Child, look. Daddy is going to turn a living person into a cabinet. Look, there's a person in the cabinet.”
"When the child heard Liu Qian's words, he ran over. He opened the cabinet and took a look. Inside..."
"Two people!"
As Jiang Xiaobai spoke, he stretched out his right hand and gestured.
Two people? Why were there two of them? Still hiding in the cabinet?
The audience below laughed when they saw Jiang Xiaobai pretending to be cute. The applause echoed throughout the recording hall like thunder.
Was he hinting that the child's mother was cheating on him?
" How magical!!!"
"Next, it's time to witness the breakdown of the family!”
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